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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Just a bit of an unwinder.

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It's an unwinder.

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Thank you very much there, Aiden the Average.

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Bruno.

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How's it going there?

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Ronan.

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Michael Kearney.

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Dave.

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John D.

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Who asks, is there a crisp sand pell in the cafe?

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They actually don't do it.

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They're all about the beans.

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And in the Gran Turismo Cafe, I had many different names that I recommended.

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I said, don't go with Gran Turismo Cafe.

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It's too obvious.

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I suggested lots of different names.

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Bean Blasters.

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Mad About Beans.

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The Bean Hut.

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The Magic Bean Machine.

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I actually have a list of them somewhere.

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I actually have a list of them somewhere.

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Thanks very much there, Andy the Fork, Sensual Piece of Pudding.

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And Aiden the Average.

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And I actually have to say thank you very much to a couple of tippers who tipped after Tommy had fucked off on last night's running stream.

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I believe he did.

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Well, walking and running.

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I tuned into it.

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What a disaster.

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The man really doesn't understand how to operate live streaming and camera and lighting.

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He doesn't understand it, you know.

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But he's a nice guy.

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But he needs to learn how to put on a stream.

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You know.

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At least when you tune into my one, the camera is crisp.

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The driving is top notch.

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The various names for coffee restaurants and coffee cafe houses like the Gran Turismo Cafe are plentiful.

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I've got a list.

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I'm going to open that list in a minute.

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Conrad, thanks very much there.

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And Trofer.

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And Bean Slug.

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Bean Schlug.

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I'm Not a Mudbug Cafe.

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Thank you very much.

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Yeah, Aiden.

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Mr. and Mrs. Pacework.

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Aldi Socks.

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And Aiden the Average, who tipped last night.

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Thanks very much for that on behalf of Thomas Schlug.

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I was just chatting to Ed Welburn here in the Gran Turismo Cafe.

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He's a great guy.

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He's top notch.

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Bean Schlug.

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Thanks very much.

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He's a top notch dude.

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He's really down to earth.

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He plays the violin like Paganini.

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But he doesn't brag about it, you know.

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He doesn't let on about that.

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He did sell his soul to the devil.

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And he's very honest about that.

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He's very open.

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That's just Welburn, do you know.

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Gardie took my CBD.

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Thank you very much there.

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And Conrad as well.

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Like the ambassador, you're spoiling us.

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Thank you very much.

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I'm Christian Irwin.

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Just a few nice, serene, clean laps.

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As I say, we like to do a clean here.

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And also last week, I believe it was a silver situation.

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Gold was promised.

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I think maybe too much was made of the situation.

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And we overshot our mark.

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Let's just say that.

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Shite Guide.

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Thanks very much for the grant.

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And Shult as well.

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Shite Guide says,

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Connor, I'm 37.

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I don't have a pension or any savings.

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Any advice?

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It's never too early.

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Or too late.

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To start a pension fund.

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It's never, ever too late.

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Shult, thank you very much for that as well.

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We've got here on our news machine here.

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Caitlin Clark.

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I'm not sure if these news tickers are updating.

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Because we were getting news about Elon Musk's blue checkmark purge.

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Ashton Kutcher's Sound Ventures backs Feifei Lee's World Labs.

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Don't know about that.

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Cillian Murphy opened to people sending ideas for Cork stories to bring to the big screen.

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I beg your pardon.

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A bit late for me, says Conrad.

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Have to go to bed.

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Night chat.

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Night Konzo.

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Conrad.

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I don't want to hear about that.

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It's, it's, it's, I mean, fair play to you for going to sleep.

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But I mean, I can't, I can't have that.

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I think Francis might have actually said this on stream before as well.

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Where it's, uh, we need to keep the morale going here.

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And when there are trophies at stake.

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When there's reputations on the line.

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Do you know, when, when Goose are watching.

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Yurti, thank you very, very much.

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When Yurti Hearn is throwing in Franny Leibovitz amounts of Goose-age into the tank box.

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Than any sort of retreat or attitude which suggests as an early bed.

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Suggests that we're putting the car into the garage.

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And we're going to turn it in for the night.

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It, it infects me.

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It's like a bad virus.

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It's, it's like COVID meets Ebola.

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Meets fucking H1Z1.

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Swine flu.

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All of the above.

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Biden alarmed at Georgia's disputed election and Russian laws.

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I think that might be a new one.

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Not sure if it is.

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What's the, uh, I do not agree with you.

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BBC trying to fucking get my cookie data.

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Biden alarmed Georgia's dispute.

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When, when was this?

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I just need to check the, uh, the date of this news.

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What the hell is going on?

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It just says just now.

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It has to be new.

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Steve Bannon released from jail.

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Nigerian MP apologizes after viral taxi slapping video.

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Is that a new situation?

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JP Morgan.

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Thank you very much.

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Thank you very much.

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Uh, Conrad.

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Thank you very much there.

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Conrad said it's not a retreat.

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It's a recon, recon, recon, military term.

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Thank you very much.

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I'm not au fait avec mon français.

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So please, go easy on me with the French.

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Uh, although I, I was there over the summer as a guest of honor for Eurosport.

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Nick, thanks very much.

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They're just having a look here at this situation here.

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Conrad, don't be pulling rank on me, okay?

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Uh, thanks for the tip.

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Nick, thank you.

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Nigerian MP Alex Ikwashague has apologized after a video went viral of him slapping and verbally abusing a taxi driver.

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You've driven all you can drive.

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Thank you very much, Wells Fargo.

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Uh, who had come to deliver food to his house.

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So what kind of situation is this where, uh, people are slapping others who are just simply delivering food to your gaff, you know?

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I sincerely apologize, he says, for my words and actions during the incident.

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As a public servant, I understand the weight of my role.

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Pity you didn't understand the weight of the fucking slaps, huh, Alex?

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How my words can impact others, said the politician who was questioned by police.

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By the incident on Sunday evening,

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Bolt driver Stephen Abouazeya accepted a job to deliver some snails.

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The story gets even more bizarre.

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As we scroll down, and it's just another reason I have that ticker up there.

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Somebody was saying, you know, get rid of the ticker, it's annoying.

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But it does provide a few random punches to the gut.

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In news format as well.

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Let's just have a look at that coffee underneath.

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Look at that coffee there, it's a beautiful Americano.

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It's a real tasty, tasty Americano.

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Where are we with the snail?

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Back to the snail man here.

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Snail jab extraordinaire.

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The Nigerian MP Stephen.

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Sorry, that's the Bolt driver.

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The Bolt driver Stephen accepted a job to deliver some snails in Abuja.

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And began recording their conversation after an argument started over payment.

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The lawmaker had accused the driver of disrespecting him and went on to slap him in the clip.

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What appeared to have angered the 44-year-old politician from Abuja State was the driver's request that he come outside to collect the delivery of snails.

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So you think I will give you money with the way you've spoken to me?

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He asked in the video recording.

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Mr. Abuatseya responded, I did a job for you and you have to pay me, sir.

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The MP then phoned the snail seller to complain about the driver's behaviour.

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How can this stupid idiot come to my house and tell me that I'm supposed to come and meet him in his car and pick up the snail that I'm buying from you?

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Can you imagine this rat?

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I can...

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Thank you very much, Chris.

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I can make this man to disappear in the whole of Nigeria.

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Nothing would happen.

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I'm actually living the words here as I'm reading.

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And it's a beautiful, beautiful news item which has just hit me between the eyes here.

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And thank you very much, Liam Rogers.

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Hey, Konzo, I hope your Tuesday is goosetastic.

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Can you please give a big shout out to my fiancée, Shauna, for passing her driving test today?

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You'll meet her on the mighty Iger soon.

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Great stuff, Liam.

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Thank you very much for that.

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And big shout out to the fiancée there.

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And well done, Shauna, for the driving test pass.

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That's a great little situation.

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I still remember the first time I passed.

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Did it first time.

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Very, very simple.

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Very easy for me.

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I know it's not for a lot of people, but for someone like me who's...

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I have so many silver trophies, but I have a hell of a lot more gold trophies in the cabinet.

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From Germany to Japan.

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North America.

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Brazil.

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Countless European sojourns.

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The Alps.

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It was nothing to me.

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I'd won trophies before.

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I was like the Lou Dog.

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The way Lou Dog was saying last week, you know, he wakes up every day and remembers seven times world champion.

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You know?

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That's the way I felt going into the driving test.

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The same way the Lou Banger probably feels when he goes into a race.

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Although not now, but soon enough.

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Back next year maybe when he's with Ferrari, you know?

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Bin McBin in the chat there.

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How are you getting on?

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You say to whom amongst us have not threatened an Uber driver's life?

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Well, not me anyway, but I have got very annoyed.

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You know, when...

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I'm not...

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I wasn't going to empathize with this guy, but I have to.

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But I did actually order snails.

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And had it delivered via Uber Eats in Paris.

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But the only thing I took issue with there was just the length of time it took to deliver the snails.

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Which was absolutely ridiculous, you know?

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I didn't slap anyone.

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And, you know, I just said to him...

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It's later than you said it was going to be, man.

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Oh, here's the...

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Don't...

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Still going to tip.

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But it's later than you said it was going to be.

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Didn't get aggressive or anything.

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It's just a very gentle scolding.

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Thank you very much there at the neck of you.

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Good to see you on stream.

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Just wondering why you'd suggest pairing with a crisp...

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Well, what you'd suggest pairing with a crisp Chardonnay I picked up down in Fallon and Byrne.

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I mean, what are you...

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Are you cheesing?

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Are you going cheesing?

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Or are you...

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Are you more of a cracker man?

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Or are you going to combine the two?

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White wine for me?

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White wine for me?

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White wine for me?

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00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,720
It's a cheese and cracker situation.

262
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:57,020
I only pair red with full-bodied main course meals.

263
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:01,860
That said, if it's a summer salad set-up...

264
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:02,940
Driven on your drive.

265
00:15:02,940 --> 00:15:13,280
I could be persuaded to go for a glass of white or even a bit of sparkle or a Prosecco or whatnot.

266
00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:16,760
If I've won a trophy...

267
00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:18,760
If it's a golden cup or a chalice...

268
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:20,360
Then...

269
00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:22,760
Yeah, it doesn't matter what's going in there.

270
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:24,120
It's going to get drank.

271
00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:26,860
But if you are in Fallon and Byrne...

272
00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:27,100
Then...

273
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:27,600
Yeah...

274
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Get to the counter.

275
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:30,620
Get to those cheeses.

276
00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:31,560
See what...

277
00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:33,060
See what specials they've got going.

278
00:15:33,460 --> 00:15:35,160
See what they've got in this week.

279
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:37,340
Tommy Snail.

280
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Thank you very much.

281
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,200
And Brain Snail.

282
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,320
Thank you very much as well.

283
00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:41,860
And Sligo Spiders.

284
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:46,960
You might put out a PSA that Zurich customers can avail of a nice tax refund on their pension AVCs.

285
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:52,120
But they better get in quick for the end of this month to benefit against the 2023 tax year.

286
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:52,580
Thank you.

287
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,720
And that's on top of the state.

288
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:56,740
As well.

289
00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:58,860
Peace, pigeon.

290
00:15:59,860 --> 00:16:00,720
Thank you very much.

291
00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:02,400
Just want to wrap up...

292
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:06,660
Just want to wrap up the Nigerian snail slapper here.

293
00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:09,660
And we can get into...

294
00:16:09,660 --> 00:16:12,560
Just a bit of nice late lappery.

295
00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:15,200
What have we got here, though?

296
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,420
Can you imagine this rat?

297
00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:17,820
Quoting this guy.

298
00:16:17,940 --> 00:16:21,300
I might just read his lines in an indignant fashion.

299
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,120
Just so that you really get a feel.

300
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:26,100
For how nasty this guy was.

301
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,360
So, do you think...

302
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,120
I will give you my money?

303
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:34,060
County Cowlum, boy.

304
00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:34,700
Thank you very much.

305
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:35,500
Do you...

306
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:36,680
Do you honestly think...

307
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:39,920
I'll give you my money?

308
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:39,960
I'll give you my money.

309
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:45,760
Can't read it there and look down the camera as well at the same time.

310
00:16:48,260 --> 00:16:53,400
Do you honestly think I'll give you my money with the way you've spoken to me?

311
00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:57,640
I did a job for you?

312
00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:59,600
And you have to pay me?

313
00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,420
Oh, that's the taxi driver, I beg your pardon.

314
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:02,960
That's the Uber driver who said that.

315
00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,200
I suppose I should say...

316
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,420
Do it in his voice.

317
00:17:06,580 --> 00:17:07,140
I did...

318
00:17:07,140 --> 00:17:08,540
I did a job for you, man.

319
00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:11,000
I did a job for you and you have to pay me.

320
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,680
How can this stupid idiot...

321
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,040
He's on the phone there with that one.

322
00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:18,260
Sorry.

323
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:21,880
Didn't know this was coming up, so the ad lib is kind of taking a little bit...

324
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:22,660
A few speed bumps.

325
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:24,160
And I'll say thank you to the lads.

326
00:17:24,220 --> 00:17:25,760
Carlover, DG, County Cowlin.

327
00:17:25,860 --> 00:17:27,360
I'll get you in a minute, lads.

328
00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:27,880
Thanks for the tip.

329
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:31,860
I'm calling the snail man now.

330
00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:33,760
Don't give me that shit.

331
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:35,800
I'm going to have the snail man on the phone in a minute.

332
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:36,980
He's going to have your job.

333
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:39,820
Yeah, snail-er.

334
00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:41,980
How's it going?

335
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,420
It's Alex here, MP.

336
00:17:45,380 --> 00:17:47,400
Alex, Nigerian MP here.

337
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:49,680
Yeah, what's going on with this guy?

338
00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:51,240
He's just after...

339
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,760
Listen here, snail man.

340
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:59,040
How can this stupid idiot come to my house and tell me I'm supposed to come and meet him in his car

341
00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:01,960
and pick up snail that I'm buying from you?

342
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:05,680
Can you imagine this rat?

343
00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:13,580
I can make this man to disappear in the whole of Nigeria and nothing would happen.

344
00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:17,060
Cut it out, snail-io.

345
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,360
You're slime.

346
00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:24,200
I'm just adding a bit of extra oomph.

347
00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:25,700
You're slime, you know that?

348
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:29,020
Yeah, he doesn't care.

349
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,180
How dare you.

350
00:18:30,980 --> 00:18:31,800
How...

351
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,980
I will beat you up.

352
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,600
These are their actual words he's saying.

353
00:18:36,820 --> 00:18:39,040
Not even having to throw these in.

354
00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:40,720
I will beat you up.

355
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:44,880
I will show you that I'm a big brother to you.

356
00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:50,280
I will slap the hell out of you.

357
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,140
Lie you down.

358
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:53,960
And lock you in.

359
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,860
I don't want to keep reading this out, guys.

360
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:57,840
It's actually too dark.

361
00:18:58,020 --> 00:19:01,080
And I can't believe this MP is still employed.

362
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:03,320
Surely he should have been...

363
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:11,420
I'm just going to have to read it as...

364
00:19:11,420 --> 00:19:12,580
The man said...

365
00:19:12,580 --> 00:19:13,580
The man said...

366
00:19:13,580 --> 00:19:14,460
This is a quote now.

367
00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:15,960
I will slap the hell out of you.

368
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:16,580
I will slap you down.

369
00:19:16,580 --> 00:19:18,540
I will lock you in my generator house.

370
00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:19,380
How dare you.

371
00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:27,920
When Mr. Abu Atzea later made it clear he was recording, the MP challenged him to call the police chief.

372
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:28,780
I will call Grant Thornton.

373
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:29,860
Ben Walters.

374
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,280
Thanks for the Grant Thornton there.

375
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:35,720
The recording stopped when it appeared the MP grabbed the phone.

376
00:19:36,220 --> 00:19:45,400
In a later clip, the driver is seen bare-chested and alleges the politician tore his shirt off and had slapped him three times in total.

377
00:19:50,400 --> 00:20:00,840
In a statement on Monday, the police said they were investigating the matter and urged people to refrain from using the Inspector General of Police's name to intimidate others.

378
00:20:03,020 --> 00:20:19,500
In a statement on Tuesday, your man extended his heartfelt apologies to the police chief, recognizing the unintended disparagement my remarks may have caused this person, his office, and the entire institution.

379
00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:22,480
He also apologized to the House of Representatives.

380
00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:26,360
So that's that, yeah.

381
00:20:26,580 --> 00:20:27,820
That's your man there.

382
00:20:30,540 --> 00:20:32,620
Alex Ikwa Shea.

383
00:20:32,620 --> 00:20:43,200
Who said that the affair had been a humbling reminder of the necessity for restraint and self-control.

384
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,360
Ben Walters, thank you very much.

385
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,380
Did Tommy make it home, Connor?

386
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:49,440
He did, yeah.

387
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:50,500
Well, I think so.

388
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:51,080
I hope he did.

389
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:53,620
I can't be...

390
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,200
I actually don't know.

391
00:20:56,540 --> 00:20:57,580
I hope he did.

392
00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:01,560
But I mean, I said thank you to the people who tipped after the stream.

393
00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:04,660
I mean, that's my end of the bargain done.

394
00:21:06,420 --> 00:21:07,800
Car lover, thank you very much.

395
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:14,960
How do you balance the fleeting nature of automotive innovation with the romantic notion of the car as a timeless work of art?

396
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:16,640
Interesting question.

397
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:21,580
I mean, I was just actually discussing this with Ed Welburn in the Gran Turismo Cafe.

398
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,460
And he said that cars are like life.

399
00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:30,020
You don't know sometimes where they're taking you.

400
00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:32,980
Unless you've actually decided where it's going to go.

401
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,220
So, I mean, that's how you balance it.

402
00:21:36,300 --> 00:21:37,200
Sometimes far further.

403
00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:38,540
Thank you very much for that tip.

404
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:39,840
I hope you're getting on well, buddy.

405
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,980
He said, make plans.

406
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:45,440
Get them done.

407
00:21:46,020 --> 00:21:47,100
Tomorrow, who knows?

408
00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:48,820
This is the words of Ed now, not me.

409
00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:50,000
He said, make plans.

410
00:21:50,180 --> 00:21:50,860
Get them done.

411
00:21:51,140 --> 00:21:52,080
Tomorrow, who knows?

412
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,400
The cafe will be here.

413
00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:55,040
The car might not be.

414
00:21:55,860 --> 00:22:00,020
If you've got it insured, you're definitely going to be sleeping safe tonight.

415
00:22:01,060 --> 00:22:04,080
I said, Ed, nobody says it better than you, buddy.

416
00:22:04,980 --> 00:22:09,920
I stroked his bald pate and slapped him across the face.

417
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,120
And he said, thank you.

418
00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:13,300
I deserve that.

419
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:14,620
I said, I know you do.

420
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:17,960
You deserve that and so much more.

421
00:22:19,540 --> 00:22:21,440
And he said, what do you mean?

422
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:23,080
I said, I don't know where I was going with that.

423
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,180
Don't read too much into it.

424
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:26,220
It's nothing weird.

425
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:28,360
Brooklyn Spooky.

426
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:29,620
Thank you very much there.

427
00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:31,160
Farfur, how are you?

428
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:36,420
I was out clubbing at the Brick Pit Friday night and witnessed a guy wholly chanting in the bathroom.

429
00:22:36,540 --> 00:22:38,000
Just got a bit of Chocodimus there.

430
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,080
I grabbed him and asked him if he was fine.

431
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:42,920
He said, absolutely not.

432
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:48,520
Then climbed into the toilet bowl and tried to flush himself down like in Harry Potter.

433
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:49,120
I wouldn't know.

434
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,240
I've never watched or read any of those books.

435
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,800
A lot of people do like them.

436
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,860
But not my cup of tea.

437
00:22:57,860 --> 00:23:01,700
Wizards and elves and all that kind of stuff never got it.

438
00:23:01,740 --> 00:23:04,120
It never took my fancy at all.

439
00:23:06,780 --> 00:23:08,640
Any more tracks in the pipeline?

440
00:23:08,900 --> 00:23:09,520
Ask Ben.

441
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:12,340
Really loved your Forza inspired tunes.

442
00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:25,880
I feel like I've shortchanged the likes of yourself, Ben, and many others who probably come to the stream for the audacity.

443
00:23:26,300 --> 00:23:27,460
The audio drive.

444
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:30,740
Feel like I've shortchanged you.

445
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,060
Since returning there last week, you know.

446
00:23:36,940 --> 00:23:37,800
Nothing prepared.

447
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,360
Only the love of the track.

448
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:45,700
And again tonight, more of the same.

449
00:23:45,980 --> 00:23:49,440
But with less emphasis on trying to go for gold.

450
00:23:49,780 --> 00:23:51,240
No grinding tonight.

451
00:23:51,460 --> 00:23:54,880
More of a kind of easy, laissez-faire.

452
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,520
Gran Turismo Cafe collection book.

453
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:00,340
Menu book.

454
00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:00,940
Stream.

455
00:24:04,020 --> 00:24:05,780
Because when it gets into those hard...

456
00:24:05,780 --> 00:24:07,560
Thanks very much, Lahnster, for the goose.

457
00:24:07,940 --> 00:24:10,980
When it gets into those hard yard hours of the night.

458
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:11,980
Those 1 a.m.

459
00:24:12,020 --> 00:24:13,000
Those 2 a.m.

460
00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:15,040
And you're going for gold.

461
00:24:15,100 --> 00:24:15,940
You're going for bust.

462
00:24:15,940 --> 00:24:17,400
It's a lot.

463
00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:18,560
It's a lot on the census.

464
00:24:21,020 --> 00:24:21,800
Scutter Mountain.

465
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:22,700
Thank you very much.

466
00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:27,080
And Eric's my last name.

467
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:32,480
Konzo, is there any truth to the rumors you'll be running in Dublin Central for the general election?

468
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:34,960
Lips are sealed at the moment.

469
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,120
But I'm doing a lot of work behind the scenes.

470
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:38,020
Pulling strings.

471
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:41,120
Just ringing up journalists.

472
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:44,400
Setting the record straight with some of the lead editors.

473
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,300
The political editors.

474
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,060
Some of the big papers, you know.

475
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,760
I won't tell you which parties I'm working for.

476
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:54,400
But I basically do a good line in freelance PR.

477
00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:56,260
Crisis management.

478
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:57,800
And communications.

479
00:24:58,120 --> 00:24:58,480
Drive.

480
00:24:59,340 --> 00:25:00,820
For a lot of different people.

481
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:05,660
And a lot of people in the political sphere as well, you know.

482
00:25:06,940 --> 00:25:08,880
But, um...

483
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:09,840
Watch this space.

484
00:25:11,140 --> 00:25:12,120
Watch this space.

485
00:25:13,420 --> 00:25:14,620
This is the, uh...

486
00:25:14,620 --> 00:25:15,280
Musk...

487
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:19,280
Purge of blue check marks here on top of the...

488
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,900
This is an old headline.

489
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:23,040
I don't know why these...

490
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:24,760
These are like two years old, these headlines.

491
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:25,540
I don't know why they're...

492
00:25:25,540 --> 00:25:27,260
They're cropping up now.

493
00:25:27,260 --> 00:25:27,980
Brain snail.

494
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:28,820
Thank you very much.

495
00:25:29,420 --> 00:25:31,300
You've driven all you can drive.

496
00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:32,140
DG.

497
00:25:32,260 --> 00:25:33,340
Have a Sam Pelley on me.

498
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:34,180
Thank you very much.

499
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:34,980
Simon Jacobs.

500
00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:35,720
Thank you very much.

501
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,800
How do snails pair with the Pellegrino?

502
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,640
Just like anything else.

503
00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:45,900
Wonderful.

504
00:25:47,180 --> 00:25:47,780
Wonderful.

505
00:25:49,580 --> 00:25:53,200
And it's all in how you prepare the snail as well, you know.

506
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:54,060
I mean...

507
00:25:54,060 --> 00:25:54,840
Snail prep.

508
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:59,120
That's 95% of the job.

509
00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:00,220
I mean...

510
00:26:00,220 --> 00:26:00,520
Eating.

511
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:01,940
And enjoying.

512
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:03,580
That's just what you get.

513
00:26:03,740 --> 00:26:07,400
That's your reward, really, for really going out there and hunting the snails.

514
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:11,980
I saw one last night when I was tuned into Schlug's insufferable stream.

515
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:13,020
It has to be said.

516
00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:13,800
The Windy Apple.

517
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:14,580
Thank you very much.

518
00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:17,960
He saw a beautiful snail on a wall there.

519
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:20,420
And I was just looking and going...

520
00:26:20,420 --> 00:26:27,520
That little guy would go well with a side plate of beautiful spicy wedges.

521
00:26:27,740 --> 00:26:31,480
I don't really like to go too posh when I do eat snails.

522
00:26:31,620 --> 00:26:34,200
I like to mix it up with a bit of nice tasty tuck.

523
00:26:36,460 --> 00:26:38,320
Get your onion rings in there.

524
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:39,820
Get your...

525
00:26:39,820 --> 00:26:42,420
Lightly dusted as well in kind of...

526
00:26:43,540 --> 00:26:44,720
Aromatic spices.

527
00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:46,800
These wedges that you've made.

528
00:26:46,900 --> 00:26:48,620
Sweet potato wedges as well.

529
00:26:48,620 --> 00:26:51,620
And as for the snail...

530
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,000
Let's fucking boil it alive.

531
00:26:56,980 --> 00:26:58,520
Absolutely wonderful stuff.

532
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,820
Thank you very much there, Wanty, as well, for the tip.

533
00:27:05,300 --> 00:27:05,940
What's up, buddy?

534
00:27:06,300 --> 00:27:08,140
Looking forward to the auspicious laps.

535
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:08,620
And here's some...

536
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,160
Here's to some lovely gold troves.

537
00:27:11,820 --> 00:27:13,000
Let's get going here.

538
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,640
Less about the snail spice bags there.

539
00:27:16,220 --> 00:27:17,100
Tom Tom Tube.

540
00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:18,940
You sound like you're a man in the know.

541
00:27:19,060 --> 00:27:20,100
You must have had a...

542
00:27:20,100 --> 00:27:24,560
An old snail spice bag or a slug buddy yourself.

543
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:30,100
I do allow my snails to feed off...

544
00:27:30,100 --> 00:27:33,000
Budgerigar shit.

545
00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:38,120
And that seems to give them a real solid sustenance.

546
00:27:38,780 --> 00:27:40,520
It's just sad to answer their texture.

547
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,660
It really brings the snail into a new realm.

548
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:49,000
And I have a friend who has a few budgies.

549
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,220
And he saves all his budgie shit.

550
00:27:52,820 --> 00:27:55,780
I just compile that into one solid...

551
00:27:56,780 --> 00:27:57,780
Almost like a kind of fucking...

552
00:27:58,780 --> 00:27:59,220
Schlitter.

553
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:00,920
Of...

554
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,700
Of budgie cock.

555
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:05,040
And...

556
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:05,940
It's hard.

557
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:07,320
And it goes well.

558
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:08,820
And I put the snail on that.

559
00:28:08,940 --> 00:28:09,760
He just...

560
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,520
Goes around it like it's a...

561
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,520
A globe.

562
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:16,380
Kind of like James and the Giant Peach situation.

563
00:28:17,260 --> 00:28:19,740
Let's just get back to the Grand Trismo Cafe here.

564
00:28:20,020 --> 00:28:20,820
Ben Walters.

565
00:28:20,940 --> 00:28:21,920
Thank you very much.

566
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:23,080
And SK as well.

567
00:28:24,300 --> 00:28:25,860
DriveChamp 2025.

568
00:28:26,460 --> 00:28:27,240
Thank you very much.

569
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:28,680
And the Windy Apple again there.

570
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,700
Let's ask Ed Welber and see where he's at there.

571
00:28:32,380 --> 00:28:33,020
Hi Ed.

572
00:28:33,100 --> 00:28:33,900
How's it going bud?

573
00:28:34,980 --> 00:28:37,260
I think it's my first time seeing you here.

574
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:38,120
This is Ed to me.

575
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:39,180
Jimmy Snail.

576
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:39,900
Thank you very much.

577
00:28:40,340 --> 00:28:41,800
Jimmy Snail's in the house Ed.

578
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:42,440
He's in the cafe.

579
00:28:42,580 --> 00:28:44,480
He wants to know if you're doing matcha.

580
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,420
And there's no answer from Ed there Jimmy.

581
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:50,040
But I've...

582
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:50,860
I checked the menu.

583
00:28:50,860 --> 00:28:51,420
It's...

584
00:28:51,420 --> 00:28:52,880
It's purely old school.

585
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:53,660
Kind of...

586
00:28:53,660 --> 00:28:54,440
Italian vibe.

587
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:57,140
They don't do any of that new school.

588
00:28:58,260 --> 00:28:58,700
Shite.

589
00:28:59,940 --> 00:29:01,940
I think this is my first time seeing you here.

590
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:02,400
Says Ed.

591
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:03,760
It's not.

592
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,680
We've just been having the crack earlier on.

593
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:06,520
I've told everyone.

594
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:11,440
Are you the driver of this A45 AMG?

595
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:12,520
I am indeed.

596
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:14,800
Let's crank up the satty there.

597
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,780
While we chatted out there.

598
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:19,260
Chatted-gorically here Ed.

599
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:20,860
I am indeed.

600
00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:21,960
It's a sweet machine.

601
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:23,100
What do you know about it?

602
00:29:23,140 --> 00:29:26,000
What can you tell me about it that I don't already know?

603
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:27,760
Sarah.

604
00:29:29,260 --> 00:29:30,060
How's it going?

605
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:31,360
Tupo.

606
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:32,240
Thank you very much.

607
00:29:32,340 --> 00:29:34,180
Almost forgot I was broken up with today.

608
00:29:34,260 --> 00:29:35,420
That's a sad situation.

609
00:29:35,580 --> 00:29:35,880
Sarah.

610
00:29:36,260 --> 00:29:37,160
Tupo is available.

611
00:29:37,620 --> 00:29:39,100
If you're a man or a woman.

612
00:29:39,180 --> 00:29:39,620
Who knows?

613
00:29:39,740 --> 00:29:41,060
Who knows what you're into Sarah?

614
00:29:41,620 --> 00:29:43,520
Almost forgot I was broken up with today.

615
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:44,160
Says Tupo.

616
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,100
But one look at the pension balance.

617
00:29:46,300 --> 00:29:48,060
And I'm soaring the clouds again.

618
00:29:48,700 --> 00:29:52,520
It's great that somebody can fall back on that.

619
00:29:52,660 --> 00:29:54,520
As, you know, a backup.

620
00:29:54,780 --> 00:29:56,480
In the event of an emotional and...

621
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:57,320
Cloud.

622
00:29:58,320 --> 00:29:58,840
Torturous.

623
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,700
Or torturous separation.

624
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:03,320
Snail bag.

625
00:30:03,460 --> 00:30:05,040
And nine mil slime.

626
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:12,360
Four silence shots there.

627
00:30:12,580 --> 00:30:13,280
Thanks for the tip.

628
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:17,020
You were the design chief at GM for all those years.

629
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:18,700
Sarah's asking me this?

630
00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:20,200
Or is Sarah asking Ed this?

631
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,880
It's a strange, strained conversation.

632
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,440
We don't know what direction these...

633
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,120
That's a lovely bit of...

634
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:28,220
You can drive.

635
00:30:28,900 --> 00:30:29,300
Vinegar.

636
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:30,080
Thank you very much.

637
00:30:31,380 --> 00:30:31,820
Correct.

638
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,780
My name is Ed Welburn.

639
00:30:33,940 --> 00:30:34,800
Nice to meet you.

640
00:30:34,860 --> 00:30:36,200
And please just call me Ed.

641
00:30:37,540 --> 00:30:38,400
Let's crank that down.

642
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:38,700
Sorry.

643
00:30:38,780 --> 00:30:39,300
It's a bit loud.

644
00:30:39,300 --> 00:30:40,700
The satty is a bit loud there.

645
00:30:41,260 --> 00:30:42,120
Nice to meet you.

646
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:43,300
Please just call me Ed.

647
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:47,580
It's truly an honour to meet you, Ed.

648
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:51,180
This is great that Sarah and Ed are getting on well.

649
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:52,580
But I mean...

650
00:30:52,580 --> 00:30:53,660
What's in it for me?

651
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:58,640
As the vice president of GM Global Design,

652
00:30:59,020 --> 00:31:02,940
Ed helped create some of the world's most famous cars.

653
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:04,180
Listen to that.

654
00:31:05,340 --> 00:31:06,520
Some lovely stuff there.

655
00:31:09,180 --> 00:31:12,520
One really cool thing about the design of this car...

656
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,900
He's not going to mention the delivery and the...

657
00:31:16,900 --> 00:31:19,300
The sponsors and the artwork.

658
00:31:20,060 --> 00:31:22,460
One really cool thing about the design of the car...

659
00:31:22,460 --> 00:31:25,160
Is how it does not rely on gimmicks.

660
00:31:25,820 --> 00:31:29,160
But it's rather a pure expression of functional beauty.

661
00:31:32,460 --> 00:31:36,060
The surfaces are well sculpted into tasteful shapes.

662
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:38,320
And the body is muscular.

663
00:31:39,660 --> 00:31:41,320
With great proportions.

664
00:31:43,900 --> 00:31:47,300
Though the wheels are the largest of their kind.

665
00:31:47,300 --> 00:31:50,460
The car seems to almost hug the ground.

666
00:31:50,460 --> 00:31:52,140
Kind of loves the ground.

667
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:54,880
Gives it its due diligence.

668
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:58,040
Gives it a little squeeze and a rub.

669
00:31:59,380 --> 00:32:06,820
Indeed, the Mercedes A45 AMG has been carefully designed to express a tough and cool attitude.

670
00:32:08,740 --> 00:32:09,780
I want one.

671
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:11,540
In my garage.

672
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:12,400
You can't have one.

673
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:16,280
There's only one of these limited editions at the moment.

674
00:32:18,300 --> 00:32:21,960
And it sensuously embraces the ground, CR.

675
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:23,180
It's dead right.

676
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:26,000
That was fascinating, says Sarah.

677
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:27,020
And then look at the back there.

678
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:28,420
That it's almost six o'clock.

679
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:29,120
Really just...

680
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:33,540
Is the last thing an opponent sees as I smoke them.

681
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:35,580
Into the sunset.

682
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:37,380
Taking the gold troth.

683
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:38,680
Sayonara.

684
00:32:39,420 --> 00:32:40,600
Sweet dreams.

685
00:32:41,380 --> 00:32:41,620
Do you know?

686
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:42,700
And that's what we're going for today.

687
00:32:42,900 --> 00:32:44,260
Paul Mez Snail.

688
00:32:44,340 --> 00:32:45,200
Thank you very much.

689
00:32:45,900 --> 00:32:46,220
Wow.

690
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:47,220
That was fascinating.

691
00:32:47,460 --> 00:32:47,840
Thanks.

692
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:50,360
Don't mention it, says Ed.

693
00:32:50,420 --> 00:32:52,060
I'd love to talk to you again sometime.

694
00:32:52,980 --> 00:32:53,900
Until then.

695
00:32:54,820 --> 00:32:59,820
And in a big puff of smoke, he just disappears like some sort of fucking magician.

696
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:02,060
That's Ed.

697
00:33:02,220 --> 00:33:04,040
That's just what Ed does.

698
00:33:04,220 --> 00:33:05,480
That's who Ed is.

699
00:33:06,100 --> 00:33:08,680
That's who Ed isn't.

700
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:11,240
Conversely.

701
00:33:12,020 --> 00:33:12,620
Grant Thornton.

702
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:13,540
Thank you very much there.

703
00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:14,340
Gav C.

704
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:16,700
And Captain Sachs.

705
00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:21,940
Saw someone having Grey Goose mixed with Bacardi Breezer at 6am in Dublin Airport last weekend.

706
00:33:22,340 --> 00:33:24,300
The boom is well and truly back.

707
00:33:24,740 --> 00:33:26,160
Look, if you can, do it.

708
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:26,760
Why not?

709
00:33:27,060 --> 00:33:28,940
Better than pints at that time of the morning.

710
00:33:29,980 --> 00:33:33,200
And didn't know that they served in Dublin Airport at that time.

711
00:33:33,820 --> 00:33:35,420
Is it a 24-hour license?

712
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:37,260
Is that the magic of Dublin Airport?

713
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:39,520
And is that only airside?

714
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:41,820
Can you access that bar?

715
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:45,540
If you are a check-in desk side.

716
00:33:45,860 --> 00:33:46,820
I would like to know.

717
00:33:46,980 --> 00:33:49,760
Just for a future reference for safety.

718
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:54,240
Because I'm not sure if the early house is a situation anymore.

719
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:58,460
I'll keep that in mind, says Sam.

720
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:02,380
Goose and Breezer.

721
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:03,780
Nope, says Sean.

722
00:34:03,900 --> 00:34:05,140
Tell me more there, Sean.

723
00:34:05,140 --> 00:34:09,500
You seem to have the inside scoop on the office.

724
00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:10,920
Operating hours at the bar.

725
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,560
I mean, I was there over the summer when I came back from Paris.

726
00:34:14,980 --> 00:34:15,720
I was in the bar.

727
00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:19,240
Had to wait for a lift.

728
00:34:20,060 --> 00:34:21,080
Back from the airport.

729
00:34:21,620 --> 00:34:22,420
Nancy Trochner.

730
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:23,340
Thank you very much.

731
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:26,220
So I was at the bar just outside there.

732
00:34:27,020 --> 00:34:27,500
You know, that's...

733
00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:29,940
Anyone can go there.

734
00:34:30,260 --> 00:34:30,500
But that's...

735
00:34:31,300 --> 00:34:32,700
That's not airside.

736
00:34:32,860 --> 00:34:35,440
Is airside the 24-hour bad boy?

737
00:34:35,620 --> 00:34:35,760
Is it?

738
00:34:36,900 --> 00:34:38,180
Airside you can sup away.

739
00:34:38,300 --> 00:34:38,820
Great stuff.

740
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:39,440
Great stuff.

741
00:34:39,620 --> 00:34:47,680
I mean, it'd be worth even just buying a bargain basement, Ryanair ticket, whatever you can find just to get...

742
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:49,840
Well, provided it was in time as well.

743
00:34:49,900 --> 00:34:52,080
I mean, you're not going to get a bargain basement ticket.

744
00:34:53,740 --> 00:34:54,180
Moment.

745
00:34:54,300 --> 00:34:55,460
10 hours before the flight.

746
00:34:56,980 --> 00:34:59,540
Which is when you'd be allowed to check in and go through.

747
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:01,460
I mean, how long...

748
00:35:01,460 --> 00:35:02,300
How long can you go...

749
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,300
I mean, if you had a ticket for two weeks away...

750
00:35:06,300 --> 00:35:07,520
That was two weeks...

751
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:08,960
You know, flying time was two weeks away.

752
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:13,320
Could you just rock up and go through to airside two weeks prior?

753
00:35:15,420 --> 00:35:21,340
I mean, there was that man who managed to go through and get on a fucking flight last year.

754
00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:22,460
Remember that news story?

755
00:35:23,660 --> 00:35:26,060
He managed to get all the way through and onto the fucking plane.

756
00:35:27,300 --> 00:35:28,640
I think there was a...

757
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:31,680
Didn't the child manage to get to New York?

758
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:39,340
I think they've upped their security in Dublin Airport since then.

759
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:42,720
That's a lovely tune I haven't heard as well.

760
00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:45,380
I mean, look, we haven't even got to the track yet.

761
00:35:45,380 --> 00:35:47,500
But I've just been...

762
00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:51,940
Bombarded with a real sensory overload.

763
00:35:52,260 --> 00:35:53,200
Between the chocolate.

764
00:35:53,980 --> 00:35:57,940
The Nigerian MP giving slaps to the Uber snail deliverer.

765
00:35:59,140 --> 00:36:01,320
And lovely tunes.

766
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:02,560
Ed's Head.

767
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:05,020
Sarah's Quips.

768
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:06,880
My Car.

769
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:09,800
And...

770
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,300
You guys as well who've tuned in.

771
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:13,880
It's a sensory overload.

772
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:15,240
Kieran Crossan.

773
00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:16,600
Thank you very much for the grant.

774
00:36:17,700 --> 00:36:18,600
Brain Snail.

775
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:19,420
Thank you very much.

776
00:36:19,540 --> 00:36:20,160
Aaron Flood.

777
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:20,840
The Floodster.

778
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:21,940
How's it going, bud?

779
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:24,200
Beautiful car, Konzo.

780
00:36:24,260 --> 00:36:26,200
It's like Pat Kenny if he were an automobile.

781
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:30,920
I've been chatting to the track, Konzo.

782
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:36,520
I've been chatting to the guys about the latest incarnation of the Mercato Italiano range.

783
00:36:37,820 --> 00:36:38,740
That's all you say.

784
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:39,340
You don't...

785
00:36:39,340 --> 00:36:42,260
You don't even ask a question or anything.

786
00:36:42,420 --> 00:36:44,700
You just wanted to tell me that.

787
00:36:45,380 --> 00:36:47,280
And it's great to be kept in the loop as well.

788
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,700
Thank you very much, Spark Lynch.

789
00:36:50,260 --> 00:36:52,220
Let's have a quick look at this menu book here.

790
00:36:52,540 --> 00:36:53,640
See what we need to do.

791
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,020
Petit Corde du Franc.

792
00:36:56,220 --> 00:36:58,080
Petit Corde du Franc.

793
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:02,600
Which literally translates as Little Tracks of France.

794
00:37:08,260 --> 00:37:10,580
World Circuits finishing the top three.

795
00:37:11,060 --> 00:37:11,920
Ghost Cloud.

796
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,680
Senator, thank you very much for the...

797
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:16,540
Take that out for the weekend, Buck.

798
00:37:16,580 --> 00:37:17,400
Thank you very much.

799
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:20,580
Gafsey, well done.

800
00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:24,600
Well, Connor, can you give a shout out to Paddy for playing a stormer in the Dublin Marathon?

801
00:37:24,700 --> 00:37:25,400
He's a big fan.

802
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,420
Great stuff and well done, Paddy.

803
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:29,840
And big shout out to everyone who completed that.

804
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:33,340
Didn't look like it was a nice day for him.

805
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,260
I could be wrong about that, but...

806
00:37:36,260 --> 00:37:40,440
Was it raining cats and dogs or cats and frogs or what's the story?

807
00:37:40,900 --> 00:37:46,240
Saw Colin Farrell managed to raise nearly a million euro for charity doing that.

808
00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:47,920
Fair blade one.

809
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:52,220
A snowboarder got buried upside down in snow.

810
00:37:52,980 --> 00:37:53,700
See skiers.

811
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:54,520
Quick reaction.

812
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:55,780
Hopefully he's alive.

813
00:37:55,980 --> 00:37:57,760
This is old news again for 2023.

814
00:37:58,260 --> 00:37:59,080
March Madness.

815
00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:01,640
Need to update the ticker, lads.

816
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:05,620
It's given us new news about the Nigerian MP, Snail Slapper.

817
00:38:05,620 --> 00:38:12,240
And then it's hitting us with Shania Twain calls for equal pay and more diversity in country music.

818
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,080
Click on that little doozy.

819
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:17,080
See when that was released.

820
00:38:17,740 --> 00:38:18,680
Two minute read.

821
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:21,080
April 3rd.

822
00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:22,920
April 3rd, 2023.

823
00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:25,840
What's going on with the app?

824
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,940
That's a long time since we've seen Shania Twain.

825
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:31,200
She's looking well.

826
00:38:32,420 --> 00:38:33,060
The Stetson.

827
00:38:37,380 --> 00:38:38,820
Put that there.

828
00:38:38,980 --> 00:38:39,820
Renault 5.

829
00:38:39,940 --> 00:38:41,440
Thank you very much there for the tip.

830
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:44,940
I was actually looking at the brand new Renault lineup out there.

831
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:46,800
It's out there at Liffey Valley.

832
00:38:48,300 --> 00:38:49,940
Getting a few bits and bobs.

833
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:55,540
And then set aside 45 minutes just to look at the Renaults there.

834
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:57,700
They have some real nice cars.

835
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:01,180
I'd actually be seen in one.

836
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:02,700
That's what I was thinking.

837
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:06,560
The championship will take place in Alsace.

838
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:10,740
On a track that features plenty of inclines and declines.

839
00:39:10,980 --> 00:39:11,580
Great stuff.

840
00:39:11,740 --> 00:39:12,840
I'm really liking that.

841
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,020
I'd love to get back to the Alsace region.

842
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,800
I actually have a timeshare and a sweet little unit out there.

843
00:39:19,220 --> 00:39:21,060
Big man, Dee Dee, thank you very much.

844
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:23,860
My train got stuck on the way home from Connolly today.

845
00:39:23,940 --> 00:39:25,360
It was delayed by two hours.

846
00:39:25,940 --> 00:39:30,240
What would you do differently if you were in charge of Irnrodirn?

847
00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:38,920
It's a big, big upscaling adventure.

848
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:43,060
That's how I pitch what my input would be to Irnrodirn.

849
00:39:43,100 --> 00:39:45,280
I'd say, look lads, are you ready to go on an adventure?

850
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:49,620
One that's going to take us on rails around the country

851
00:39:49,620 --> 00:39:52,700
in a brand new way that you've never been before.

852
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:57,240
Let's reimagine our train track system.

853
00:39:57,720 --> 00:39:59,020
Let's go maglev.

854
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:02,960
Let's get the Chinese and I know a few lads out in Beijing.

855
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:06,820
I know a couple of buddies of mine out in Hong Kong.

856
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:09,000
I know a fella in Shan Tu.

857
00:40:09,180 --> 00:40:10,980
I know a fella in Chongqing.

858
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:16,940
I know a fella out there in the Guangdong province, somewhere in there.

859
00:40:17,020 --> 00:40:18,360
I don't know where exactly.

860
00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:21,480
But these guys are crazy Chinese train guys.

861
00:40:22,580 --> 00:40:25,940
And they will revolutionize our train track system.

862
00:40:27,180 --> 00:40:29,980
We've already got a lot of track around the country that's unused.

863
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:31,880
I'm still on one here.

864
00:40:32,020 --> 00:40:32,640
Sean Peril.

865
00:40:32,740 --> 00:40:33,360
Thanks very much.

866
00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:36,180
We've already got a lot of unused train track.

867
00:40:37,700 --> 00:40:42,060
They're fucking thinking of doing away with them and turning them into greenways.

868
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:46,240
We need to hop on that soon rather than later and get going.

869
00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:47,780
I don't care if we've not got the money.

870
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:48,920
Let's get the money.

871
00:40:49,060 --> 00:40:50,000
Let's find the investment.

872
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:52,480
Warner Killiams.

873
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:53,340
Thank you very much.

874
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,100
And we're going Chinese maglev.

875
00:40:56,100 --> 00:40:56,900
Imagine it.

876
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:59,420
350 kilometre bullet train.

877
00:41:00,100 --> 00:41:02,040
From fucking Limerick Junction to Limerick.

878
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:04,360
Let's just...

879
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:06,140
I mean, do we need Limerick Junction?

880
00:41:06,460 --> 00:41:09,380
I know that's going to upset a few people.

881
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:12,160
But the junction itself...

882
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:13,640
What's going on with that?

883
00:41:13,860 --> 00:41:19,400
Surely we have some other way to get to Limerick without having to go there.

884
00:41:19,980 --> 00:41:21,680
It's been a while, guys.

885
00:41:21,700 --> 00:41:22,440
I drive everywhere.

886
00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:24,340
It's been a while since I've took the train anywhere.

887
00:41:24,420 --> 00:41:31,040
But what we need is pure bullet action.

888
00:41:31,860 --> 00:41:33,800
None of this delay crack as well.

889
00:41:36,140 --> 00:41:37,940
Turns out that the au pair was...

890
00:41:37,940 --> 00:41:39,160
Thanks very much, Sean Perel.

891
00:41:39,660 --> 00:41:41,180
And Elm Baller.

892
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:44,020
How's your golf game behaving these days?

893
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:48,540
Khan was out on the Port Marnock links with Clyde there the last day and had a ball.

894
00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:50,100
City burials.

895
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:51,320
Thank you very much there.

896
00:41:51,980 --> 00:41:52,840
Just one sec.

897
00:41:52,900 --> 00:41:55,100
I will get onto the golf in a minute.

898
00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:56,600
But just getting back to Irn Road, Aaron.

899
00:41:56,780 --> 00:41:59,460
I feel like you lost me there for a minute, guys.

900
00:41:59,540 --> 00:42:00,800
But I'm up against it.

901
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:03,340
I was actually in the cafe with Ed.

902
00:42:03,460 --> 00:42:04,860
We were chatting about Mercs.

903
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:08,020
I wasn't expecting to be put on the spot like this.

904
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,980
But what I do know and what I can say is...

905
00:42:10,980 --> 00:42:13,960
Please, don't put your feet on seats.

906
00:42:14,740 --> 00:42:15,760
You liked that one.

907
00:42:15,940 --> 00:42:16,560
Thought you would.

908
00:42:19,700 --> 00:42:20,140
Maglevs.

909
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:21,920
Do we have the money for it?

910
00:42:22,260 --> 00:42:22,580
No.

911
00:42:22,580 --> 00:42:24,940
How are we going to get that money?

912
00:42:25,740 --> 00:42:26,480
I tell you how.

913
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:30,240
We're going to go on a fucking fully funded press junket.

914
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:34,320
To Shanghai next Tuesday weekday afternoon.

915
00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:39,180
We'll bring a few media with us as well.

916
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:40,780
Create a bit of a fuzz bubble.

917
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:42,460
Yeah.

918
00:42:42,860 --> 00:42:49,080
I'm going to have a few backpacks full of fucking Backhurstian Pellegrino limited edition bottles.

919
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:54,300
We're going to smash those over the heads of some of the execs out there in Shang.

920
00:42:55,300 --> 00:42:57,160
And then we're all going to be saying hi.

921
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:59,860
Each one of you.

922
00:42:59,860 --> 00:43:03,880
You've worked in the train biz for quite some time.

923
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:06,220
But I can safely say to you right now.

924
00:43:06,460 --> 00:43:07,760
You don't know nothing yet.

925
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,400
And wait until you've had your fucking...

926
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:13,120
Thanks very much Irish snail.

927
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:16,840
Wait until you've had your mind expanded and blown.

928
00:43:18,060 --> 00:43:21,920
On an absolutely fantastical trip.

929
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:23,040
Bullet train.

930
00:43:23,660 --> 00:43:25,400
Fucking speed job.

931
00:43:25,860 --> 00:43:28,040
From Shanghai to Anyang.

932
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:30,900
Which is where the ancient Chinese scriptures.

933
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:35,280
The first ever record of written human writing.

934
00:43:35,660 --> 00:43:36,320
Can be found.

935
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:38,420
We can get the bullet train to there.

936
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:40,660
And I can hook you up with a few scriptures.

937
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:43,020
But yeah.

938
00:43:43,140 --> 00:43:44,680
But the main thing is guys.

939
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:45,240
The money.

940
00:43:45,340 --> 00:43:46,400
Where's the money coming from?

941
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:49,000
Leave it with me.

942
00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:49,240
Yeah.

943
00:43:49,660 --> 00:43:50,820
Let's circle back.

944
00:43:50,980 --> 00:43:53,940
And we'll fucking regurgitate tomorrow afternoon.

945
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:56,500
All I can say is thanks for having me lads.

946
00:43:56,860 --> 00:43:57,200
Connor.

947
00:43:58,340 --> 00:43:59,120
At your pleasure.

948
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:00,140
At your service.

949
00:44:00,500 --> 00:44:01,940
And I need to get back to the track.

950
00:44:01,940 --> 00:44:04,700
We've got some stuff going down in Alsace.

951
00:44:06,780 --> 00:44:07,820
Thanks very much.

952
00:44:08,100 --> 00:44:08,880
And remember lads.

953
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:09,820
Please.

954
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:12,260
Don't put your feet on seats.

955
00:44:12,260 --> 00:44:15,080
That's very much.

956
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:16,000
See you later.

957
00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:18,400
And then I'd leave the office.

958
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:19,100
You know.

959
00:44:19,300 --> 00:44:24,220
And I've used the don't put your feet on seats quip twice.

960
00:44:25,580 --> 00:44:26,780
I got a titter.

961
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:28,520
The first time around.

962
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:30,600
I was on my arse.

963
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:33,480
By the time I was having to wrap up that little blitz.

964
00:44:33,540 --> 00:44:34,200
It was a blitz.

965
00:44:34,660 --> 00:44:35,560
It was a shit blitz.

966
00:44:35,780 --> 00:44:36,820
That's what I call those.

967
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:37,720
In.

968
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:38,540
You know.

969
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:40,320
When it comes to presenting an idea.

970
00:44:40,460 --> 00:44:42,080
Which I didn't even have at the time.

971
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:43,820
Just put on the spot by your man.

972
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:44,420
Who tipped.

973
00:44:44,540 --> 00:44:45,440
And asked me what my.

974
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,260
Opinion was on Erin Road.

975
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:47,480
Erin.

976
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:48,400
And where they need to go.

977
00:44:49,300 --> 00:44:52,600
Chinese spy balloon was able to transmit information back to Beijing.

978
00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:53,440
This is a.

979
00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:54,300
This is an old.

980
00:44:55,260 --> 00:44:55,660
Old.

981
00:44:55,900 --> 00:44:56,660
News piece.

982
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:03,280
Let's just finish top three.

983
00:45:04,420 --> 00:45:04,740
Okay.

984
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,260
Don't forget to come back here and let me know again.

985
00:45:07,340 --> 00:45:08,320
Don't worry about that, Ed.

986
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:12,900
I'll be back very, very soon.

987
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:16,000
And what's this right here, right now?

988
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:19,700
Lovely scene of the Alsace region.

989
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:23,740
Someone's under fire for the Playboy magazine cover.

990
00:45:23,900 --> 00:45:24,920
Missed that one there.

991
00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:27,740
Look at that, the Chateau de Barreau.

992
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:30,180
Beautiful delivery.

993
00:45:30,580 --> 00:45:32,840
That's got my Merc in the back of it there.

994
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:36,080
It's also got my couch that I bring with me.

995
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:38,680
It's a three-seater recliner.

996
00:45:38,980 --> 00:45:40,360
Leather pull, as I call it.

997
00:45:42,260 --> 00:45:45,560
Swans, cows, flora, fauna.

998
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:50,560
Just pure, unadulterated France.

999
00:45:52,220 --> 00:45:54,220
Chateau, Chaffee, thank you very much.

1000
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:57,320
And Anti-Trockner, thank you very much.

1001
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:03,640
I was drinking doubles in Positano before your old lad had Renault 5.

1002
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:04,440
Thank you very much.

1003
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:07,460
46 minutes and we haven't even fucking got behind the wheel.

1004
00:46:07,820 --> 00:46:08,740
Can't believe it.

1005
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,100
I'm sorry, guys, for wasting your time.

1006
00:46:18,100 --> 00:46:25,260
Something about the Gran Turismo.

1007
00:46:25,260 --> 00:46:34,840
It just, it has so much about it that it really brings out my wild side.

1008
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:36,540
Car lover.

1009
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:37,400
Thank you very much.

1010
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:45,280
And that's one thing that the lads in Erin Road Erin said earlier on.

1011
00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:50,160
After I'd left the meeting, the phone was blowing up.

1012
00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:52,520
WhatsApp was going crazy.

1013
00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:57,520
I was added to 17 different train-related fucking WhatsApp groups.

1014
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:03,380
And the CEO was saying, Connor, loved the pitch that you gave.

1015
00:47:04,220 --> 00:47:06,200
Wished it could go on forever.

1016
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:11,160
I said, thanks very much.

1017
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:13,480
He goes, one thing though, cons.

1018
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:14,600
I said, shoot.

1019
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:20,400
Sent him a fucking reaction GIF that said shoot on it.

1020
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:22,500
And a picture of a man just shooting a gun.

1021
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:27,000
He said, why didn't you show your wild side?

1022
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,440
I sent him a voice note back.

1023
00:47:35,820 --> 00:47:37,300
I said, I'll play.

1024
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:38,680
Have I got the fucking voice note?

1025
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:39,520
I said, I'll play.

1026
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:40,360
I said, I'll play.

1027
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:41,360
I said, I'll play.

1028
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:42,360
I said, I'll play.

1029
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:43,360
I said, I'll play.

1030
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:44,360
I said, I'll play.

1031
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:45,360
I said, I'll play.

1032
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:46,360
I said, I'll play.

1033
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:47,360
I said, I'll play.

1034
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:48,360
I said, I'll play.

1035
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:49,360
I said, I'll play.

1036
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:50,360
I said, I'll play.

1037
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:51,360
I said, I'll play.

1038
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:52,360
I said, I'll play.

1039
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:59,240
You driven home, you can drive.

1040
00:47:59,240 --> 00:48:29,220
You driven home, you can drive.

1041
00:48:29,220 --> 00:48:59,200
You driven home, you can drive.

1042
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:00,280
I just sent him this.

1043
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:03,200
Just sent him this.

1044
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:11,120
The reason I didn't show my wild side was because I wasn't allowed to show my wild side.

1045
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:14,020
Do you know?

1046
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:18,700
Because they said when going into the meeting, you need to be professional.

1047
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:22,700
We don't want you to be going mental.

1048
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:31,300
The reason I didn't show my wild side was because I wasn't allowed to show my wild side.

1049
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:32,700
Do you know?

1050
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:34,520
And he texted back.

1051
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:36,960
Texted back saying,

1052
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:40,040
I'm so, so sorry, Connor.

1053
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:43,220
That that was the directive.

1054
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:46,020
Come back tomorrow.

1055
00:49:47,780 --> 00:49:49,460
We want you to go mental.

1056
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:56,000
Dottie Love Lots.

1057
00:49:56,060 --> 00:49:56,820
Thank you very much.

1058
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:59,420
Add for Wife's Pilates class.

1059
00:49:59,540 --> 00:50:00,360
Thank you very much.

1060
00:50:02,060 --> 00:50:04,300
My wife has just started a reformer.

1061
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:06,900
Pilates class in South Dublin.

1062
00:50:07,020 --> 00:50:08,040
It's basically Pilates.

1063
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:14,480
Whilst listening to Martin Luther's 95 Theses in the original German.

1064
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:21,180
A great way to build core strength while sharpening an awareness of 15th century Protestantism.

1065
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,020
Unbelievable stuff.

1066
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:25,640
Iron Rod Snail Run.

1067
00:50:25,720 --> 00:50:26,480
Thank you very much.

1068
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:28,300
Feet on the floor.

1069
00:50:28,540 --> 00:50:29,280
Seats galore.

1070
00:50:29,700 --> 00:50:32,260
Shit blitz at Ritz, but we're playing the hits at six.

1071
00:50:34,740 --> 00:50:40,880
Just going to maneuver this message box so I can see it a little bit easier.

1072
00:50:42,460 --> 00:50:45,300
Love this Pat Metheny situation going on here.

1073
00:50:46,900 --> 00:50:52,060
Soon enough, when the guitar comes in, you'll realize it's Pat.

1074
00:50:52,060 --> 00:50:53,740
It's got Pat written all over it.

1075
00:50:55,740 --> 00:50:58,260
So we're going to France.

1076
00:50:58,580 --> 00:50:59,980
Okay, Alsace.

1077
00:50:59,980 --> 00:51:00,780
You know it.

1078
00:51:00,780 --> 00:51:01,660
I know it.

1079
00:51:01,660 --> 00:51:02,860
It's a great little place.

1080
00:51:02,860 --> 00:51:04,940
I've already troved it, for God's sake.

1081
00:51:06,060 --> 00:51:07,660
But what do I need to do now?

1082
00:51:08,220 --> 00:51:09,420
I don't understand.

1083
00:51:09,420 --> 00:51:11,820
We're going to go back to our fucking menu book again.

1084
00:51:11,820 --> 00:51:16,520
Shout out to all the Dalky boys.

1085
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:19,160
Steppenwolf.

1086
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:21,020
Thank you very much.

1087
00:51:24,700 --> 00:51:25,720
Menu book 12.

1088
00:51:25,900 --> 00:51:27,300
It's in progress.

1089
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:28,580
Learn more.

1090
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:29,140
In progress.

1091
00:51:29,260 --> 00:51:30,240
Finish in the top three.

1092
00:51:30,940 --> 00:51:31,340
Hints.

1093
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:33,760
Recommended car.

1094
00:51:33,940 --> 00:51:36,380
Do you need to finish it whilst driving a Megane?

1095
00:51:36,380 --> 00:51:39,940
Is that what the situation is here, lads?

1096
00:51:42,580 --> 00:51:43,020
Steppenwolf.

1097
00:51:43,020 --> 00:51:43,760
Thank you very much.

1098
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:46,500
Does anybody know why?

1099
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:54,220
I mean, I've come first in the Alsace before, so I don't understand why it's...

1100
00:51:56,940 --> 00:51:57,940
telling me...

1101
00:51:57,940 --> 00:51:58,940
Telling me...

1102
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:02,240
Just in a car similar to it in terms of performance points.

1103
00:52:02,240 --> 00:52:05,620
So, Kevin Joyce, thanks very much for answering my question there.

1104
00:52:07,220 --> 00:52:10,780
I can't tackle it in the Mercedes, no?

1105
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:16,660
I would like to know.

1106
00:52:31,580 --> 00:52:33,840
Click on the event to see what cars are allowed.

1107
00:52:33,940 --> 00:52:34,240
Kevin.

1108
00:52:34,460 --> 00:52:39,420
I did there, it said recommended Renault Megane RS Sports Edition.

1109
00:52:39,540 --> 00:52:41,840
I have it in the backyard.

1110
00:52:42,060 --> 00:52:43,020
It's ready to rock.

1111
00:52:43,380 --> 00:52:46,940
Willem de Friend, thank you very much for the tip.

1112
00:52:47,020 --> 00:52:47,640
Very kind of you.

1113
00:52:48,820 --> 00:52:53,400
Nearly an hour, lads, and I've not even driven one metre.

1114
00:52:53,720 --> 00:52:55,040
I've wasted your time.

1115
00:52:55,260 --> 00:52:57,060
I really apologise about that.

1116
00:52:59,340 --> 00:53:00,300
Apologise for that.

1117
00:53:06,300 --> 00:53:09,940
Crawford has been renovated down in Cork.

1118
00:53:11,220 --> 00:53:17,460
A lovely Costa there as well, if you want to get very caffeinated before heading into the Crawford.

1119
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:22,820
Pricey, pricey, but not as pricey as Nero.

1120
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:28,000
Actually, probably on par with Nero.

1121
00:53:29,260 --> 00:53:40,800
But I have it on good, good authority that Costa really have the highest concentration of caffeine in their coffee as well.

1122
00:53:40,980 --> 00:53:43,180
That stuff will send you to the fucking moon.

1123
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:49,560
Paul Pelosi's attacker has got life in prison without parole for the hammer.

1124
00:53:50,100 --> 00:53:52,260
And Steve Bannon's been released.

1125
00:53:54,180 --> 00:53:55,880
Defoe's big toe, thanks very much.

1126
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:59,080
So look down here, look.

1127
00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:01,400
Petit Cor de France.

1128
00:54:02,660 --> 00:54:03,580
Starting grid.

1129
00:54:04,580 --> 00:54:04,980
1212.

1130
00:54:05,140 --> 00:54:06,360
Country, France.

1131
00:54:06,460 --> 00:54:07,860
You need a car that's French.

1132
00:54:08,300 --> 00:54:09,280
That's the only thing.

1133
00:54:09,660 --> 00:54:11,200
That's the only thing we need to do.

1134
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:14,960
Let's see what we've got in the back catalogue there.

1135
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:19,940
Let's have a quick look at this Chopin Waltz that's been unearthed after 200 years first though.

1136
00:54:20,020 --> 00:54:23,520
I mean, these are pretty spectacular headlines.

1137
00:54:23,720 --> 00:54:27,520
I mean, just to ignore them would be a bit ignorant.

1138
00:54:27,740 --> 00:54:29,420
I mean, Chopin, for God's sake.

1139
00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:33,960
A man who wasn't afraid to show the world his wild side.

1140
00:54:34,340 --> 00:54:42,500
A new piece of music believed to be by the Polish composer Freddy Chopin has been discovered 200 years after it was written.

1141
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:44,780
The unknown waltz was unearthed.

1142
00:54:44,820 --> 00:54:45,680
Thanks very much, Omar.

1143
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:49,520
In the vault of the Morgan Library and Museum of New York.

1144
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:51,740
The rare manuscript discovered by Curator.

1145
00:54:51,940 --> 00:54:52,620
Blah, blah, blah.

1146
00:54:52,860 --> 00:54:53,580
It's not signed.

1147
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:54,880
I mean, it's all...

1148
00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:56,260
I'd like to hear about it.

1149
00:54:56,380 --> 00:54:57,460
I'd like to hear the piece.

1150
00:54:59,260 --> 00:55:02,220
He died age 39 in France.

1151
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:05,920
You know, and we're actually going to be going to France now.

1152
00:55:07,620 --> 00:55:09,000
That's where we're going to win.

1153
00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:11,700
So this is going to be a Chopin special.

1154
00:55:13,180 --> 00:55:14,380
Maybe we could play...

1155
00:55:14,380 --> 00:55:15,660
Pump out a bit of Shope.

1156
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:19,860
We might be able to pump a bit of Shope

1157
00:55:19,860 --> 00:55:23,020
while we're going around in hope.

1158
00:55:25,900 --> 00:55:27,500
I'm just going to reject cookies.

1159
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:30,160
Just see what...

1160
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:31,760
Just to spite them.

1161
00:55:33,900 --> 00:55:34,380
Chopin.

1162
00:55:36,380 --> 00:55:37,620
Chopin Mega Mix.

1163
00:55:39,020 --> 00:55:39,980
No, just show...

1164
00:55:39,980 --> 00:55:41,260
Chopin Mix.

1165
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:44,580
Got France.

1166
00:55:44,780 --> 00:55:45,840
Thank you very much, Omar.

1167
00:55:46,020 --> 00:55:46,660
Thanks very much.

1168
00:55:47,100 --> 00:55:49,420
Alsace to Lapland via Paceville.

1169
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:50,220
Thank you very much.

1170
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:53,980
The Reformation was when the yogis converted to Pilates.

1171
00:55:54,580 --> 00:55:58,400
I saw your wife there last day worshipping in her Sunday best.

1172
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:00,940
The best of Chopin.

1173
00:56:01,300 --> 00:56:03,100
Chopin's greatest hits.

1174
00:56:06,900 --> 00:56:10,300
And there we've got an advert which we've stealth muted.

1175
00:56:17,300 --> 00:56:19,020
So let's see what we're rocking here.

1176
00:56:19,100 --> 00:56:20,040
What are we going to win in?

1177
00:56:20,700 --> 00:56:21,700
We've got...

1178
00:56:21,700 --> 00:56:22,800
What's it?

1179
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:23,820
We've got Alpine.

1180
00:56:23,940 --> 00:56:24,680
We've got a Peugeot.

1181
00:56:24,740 --> 00:56:25,480
We've got a Renault.

1182
00:56:25,540 --> 00:56:26,260
Clio Sport.

1183
00:56:26,340 --> 00:56:26,940
I like it.

1184
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:32,120
It's a small little yoke, but it's a lovely nippy poker.

1185
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:34,800
It's the devil's poker.

1186
00:56:36,020 --> 00:56:37,900
Has it got what it takes to...

1187
00:56:37,900 --> 00:56:40,640
Compete with these lads.

1188
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:44,860
You've driven or you can drive?

1189
00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:45,920
Ted Stickle.

1190
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:46,900
Thanks very much there.

1191
00:56:46,900 --> 00:57:08,480
We can get that into race mode.

1192
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:10,420
We'll change the camera to race mode there.

1193
00:57:11,300 --> 00:57:12,960
Listen to that mega beat though.

1194
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:13,960
Fast.

1195
00:57:27,460 --> 00:57:28,040
Furious.

1196
00:57:28,700 --> 00:57:29,340
Pulsating.

1197
00:57:29,900 --> 00:57:30,500
Luxurious.

1198
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:31,840
Elegant.

1199
00:57:32,540 --> 00:57:33,140
Sophisticated.

1200
00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:34,660
Fucked up.

1201
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:35,800
Renault.

1202
00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:36,440
Turbo.

1203
00:57:37,060 --> 00:57:38,060
I like that little one.

1204
00:57:38,140 --> 00:57:38,640
Is that me?

1205
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:40,500
Am I driving that?

1206
00:57:40,500 --> 00:57:42,500
I thought I had like a new...

1207
00:57:43,660 --> 00:57:44,640
Clio.

1208
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:46,160
I didn't think I was driving the...

1209
00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:46,720
Oh, I'm not.

1210
00:57:46,780 --> 00:57:47,460
I'm driving a Clio.

1211
00:57:48,020 --> 00:57:50,560
I'd rather be driving that fucking thing that he had.

1212
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,560
Junction 14 to RD.

1213
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:54,640
Thanks very much.

1214
00:57:56,940 --> 00:57:59,820
And Ted, who says his surname was Stickle.

1215
00:58:00,100 --> 00:58:02,400
You managed to make me read that out.

1216
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:05,160
I've only just realized it was a play on words.

1217
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:07,500
Ted Stickle.

1218
00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:13,480
When you say it fast, it sounds like a naughty word.

1219
00:58:15,220 --> 00:58:19,180
It's not a naughty word, but in certain circumstances it could be.

1220
00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:21,860
It could be.

1221
00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:24,500
What about the shoppers?

1222
00:58:25,140 --> 00:58:26,440
Let's get shoppers going.

1223
00:58:28,060 --> 00:58:30,160
The man, the myth, the legend.

1224
00:58:34,740 --> 00:58:38,040
This is going to be absolutely dreamland.

1225
00:58:38,180 --> 00:58:39,720
This is going to be DreamWorks.

1226
00:58:40,620 --> 00:58:41,660
Renault sequester.

1227
00:58:41,780 --> 00:58:42,660
Thank you very much.

1228
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:49,100
Here we go.

1229
00:58:56,220 --> 00:58:57,380
Where's shoppers gone?

1230
00:58:59,000 --> 00:58:59,480
Lovely.

1231
00:59:06,100 --> 00:59:07,060
Beautiful stuff.

1232
00:59:08,860 --> 00:59:09,820
Shady Ganley.

1233
00:59:09,900 --> 00:59:10,680
Thank you very much.

1234
00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:14,160
It's going to take a little bit of getting used to here, guys.

1235
00:59:14,260 --> 00:59:16,060
Nothing too hectic.

1236
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:17,080
Mr. Tickle.

1237
00:59:19,900 --> 00:59:24,840
Which is what my name for the accelerator is now.

1238
00:59:24,940 --> 00:59:25,620
Mr. Tickle.

1239
00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:30,180
Say hello to Mr. Tickle means give it a little bit of poke there, you know.

1240
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:35,380
Monsieur Chopin.

1241
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:36,140
The legend.

1242
00:59:36,300 --> 00:59:37,540
Can't believe he was 39.

1243
00:59:38,740 --> 00:59:43,820
And what genius he had in composing these concertos.

1244
00:59:44,500 --> 00:59:50,120
Said there in the article it was a solo piano situation with that guy.

1245
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:51,140
He worked alone.

1246
00:59:53,140 --> 00:59:54,840
And, uh...

1247
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:59,280
Dedicating this inevitable victory to the late, great...

1248
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:01,280
Chopin.

1249
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:05,020
You can just hear him there.

1250
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:07,160
Going through the motions.

1251
01:00:08,060 --> 01:00:11,620
Wonder what kind of emotions he felt as he composed these pieces.

1252
01:00:13,700 --> 01:00:14,800
Crazy to think as well.

1253
01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:16,520
There was no recording back then.

1254
01:00:16,580 --> 01:00:19,380
It was all just written down and performed, you know.

1255
01:00:21,140 --> 01:00:23,600
There was no listening to it back or anything.

1256
01:00:25,340 --> 01:00:26,500
I suppose you would be listening...

1257
01:00:26,500 --> 01:00:29,060
The only back you'd be listening to would be back.

1258
01:00:30,820 --> 01:00:32,760
Jonathan Satchel back.

1259
01:00:33,820 --> 01:00:35,220
JS Backenheimer.

1260
01:00:36,380 --> 01:00:37,920
And, uh...

1261
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:39,260
You know.

1262
01:00:39,740 --> 01:00:41,920
Their minds would have been blown if you'd have...

1263
01:00:42,700 --> 01:00:45,900
Shown them a fucking MP3 player or an iPod or...

1264
01:00:47,020 --> 01:00:50,460
God forbid an iPhone 15 Pro Max.

1265
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:53,100
With upgraded RAM specifications.

1266
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:56,900
And, uh...

1267
01:00:56,900 --> 01:01:00,120
Amazing new Apple technology.

1268
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:05,900
Amazing new Apple apps that aren't available on the...

1269
01:01:05,900 --> 01:01:08,400
The poor versions.

1270
01:01:08,580 --> 01:01:10,100
The cheapo versions.

1271
01:01:10,340 --> 01:01:11,440
The SEs.

1272
01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:12,740
Thank you very much.

1273
01:01:13,060 --> 01:01:14,320
Huys Lamelton.

1274
01:01:15,100 --> 01:01:15,560
Chopin.

1275
01:01:15,620 --> 01:01:16,540
Thank you very much as well.

1276
01:01:17,300 --> 01:01:21,240
Feel the dream here as we go into this last little sequester.

1277
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:24,240
We need to keep ourselves keen.

1278
01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:26,240
We need to keep ourselves...

1279
01:01:27,580 --> 01:01:28,300
Focused here.

1280
01:01:28,380 --> 01:01:29,240
And this is...

1281
01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:30,960
This little lad here.

1282
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:32,440
Lewis Herbert.

1283
01:01:32,780 --> 01:01:34,240
Up above in the blueser.

1284
01:01:34,540 --> 01:01:35,880
Renault 5 Turbo 1980.

1285
01:01:36,500 --> 01:01:37,460
It's a nice machine.

1286
01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:38,140
It's vintage.

1287
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:39,680
And, uh...

1288
01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:41,420
Look at the paint job on it as well.

1289
01:01:41,500 --> 01:01:42,040
It's...

1290
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:43,320
It's really nice.

1291
01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:44,820
It's kind of a...

1292
01:01:44,820 --> 01:01:45,820
Metallic light.

1293
01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:46,780
Sky blue.

1294
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:47,460
See you later!

1295
01:01:48,420 --> 01:01:50,460
Give him a little shake of the fist there.

1296
01:01:50,820 --> 01:01:53,000
As we go back to the future.

1297
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:54,540
We're going that fast.

1298
01:01:55,180 --> 01:02:03,680
That we're actually going to start hitting the target speed, which I think was 80 miles per hour.

1299
01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:05,020
We've gone well over that.

1300
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:11,820
Couldn't give you the exact miles per hour here because my speedometer is in kilometers.

1301
01:02:12,820 --> 01:02:14,500
But what about that Chopin, huh?

1302
01:02:15,500 --> 01:02:16,660
Giuseppe Chopin.

1303
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:20,320
A real great man on the ivory.

1304
01:02:21,580 --> 01:02:22,320
And, uh...

1305
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:23,780
I wonder what he died of.

1306
01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:25,280
Or was that just...

1307
01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:26,780
Normal, natural causes.

1308
01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:27,640
Uh...

1309
01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:29,020
You know, life expectation.

1310
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:31,060
Back in Chopin days.

1311
01:02:32,180 --> 01:02:33,580
Probably not good.

1312
01:02:33,700 --> 01:02:34,320
Probably minimal.

1313
01:02:34,660 --> 01:02:35,240
Maybe...

1314
01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:37,180
Late 40s.

1315
01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:38,220
Probably you're looking at.

1316
01:02:38,340 --> 01:02:39,340
And then he bit the bullet.

1317
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:40,860
Sadly, then.

1318
01:02:43,660 --> 01:02:44,020
Beauvoir.

1319
01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:44,980
I said...

1320
01:02:44,980 --> 01:02:46,420
I said au revoir to Beauvoir.

1321
01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:47,720
And then he said...

1322
01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:48,660
How are you getting on?

1323
01:02:49,060 --> 01:02:49,860
And then I said...

1324
01:02:49,860 --> 01:02:51,160
See you later again.

1325
01:02:51,500 --> 01:02:51,940
Beauvoir.

1326
01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:59,880
That's a terrible experience in Beauvais.

1327
01:03:00,620 --> 01:03:02,040
Flying back to Dublin there.

1328
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:03,380
After I was...

1329
01:03:03,380 --> 01:03:05,060
You know, to go from the highest of heights.

1330
01:03:05,180 --> 01:03:06,400
Which is a guest of honor.

1331
01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:08,520
At...

1332
01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:10,540
At the behest of Eurosport.

1333
01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:14,300
For the 2024 Parisian Olympics.

1334
01:03:14,300 --> 01:03:16,720
And, uh...

1335
01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:17,740
To go from that.

1336
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:19,520
Then to having to fly back to Dublin.

1337
01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:21,180
Via Beauvais.

1338
01:03:23,020 --> 01:03:23,140
Such...

1339
01:03:23,140 --> 01:03:24,700
I have...

1340
01:03:24,700 --> 01:03:27,000
They really need to sort themselves out there.

1341
01:03:27,220 --> 01:03:27,500
I...

1342
01:03:27,500 --> 01:03:30,560
I don't know if...

1343
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:32,280
Can anybody sympathize with me there?

1344
01:03:32,340 --> 01:03:33,800
Does anybody know what I'm talking about?

1345
01:03:33,900 --> 01:03:35,460
Has anybody had to go through that?

1346
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:38,780
Has had to suffer through Beauvais?

1347
01:03:40,180 --> 01:03:42,960
The absolute ignominy of it.

1348
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:48,360
You know, I'm not looking for people to bad mouth Beauvais.

1349
01:03:48,500 --> 01:03:50,800
I just need someone to agree with me here.

1350
01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:51,340
Because...

1351
01:03:51,340 --> 01:03:55,100
They, uh...

1352
01:03:55,100 --> 01:03:56,800
I almost missed the flight.

1353
01:03:56,880 --> 01:03:58,720
Because they weren't letting me go through.

1354
01:03:59,500 --> 01:04:01,500
Even though I was there in nice time.

1355
01:04:01,660 --> 01:04:02,620
Not too early.

1356
01:04:03,820 --> 01:04:05,640
Just regular enough time, you know?

1357
01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:08,840
You'd think you'd be allowed airside after maybe what?

1358
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:11,320
There's like two hours to the flight.

1359
01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:12,880
An hour and a half to the flight.

1360
01:04:13,380 --> 01:04:14,160
They'd let you through.

1361
01:04:15,020 --> 01:04:16,020
Third, not great.

1362
01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:16,880
But not...

1363
01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:17,480
Not terrible.

1364
01:04:17,900 --> 01:04:18,340
And, uh...

1365
01:04:18,340 --> 01:04:19,020
We're gonna go...

1366
01:04:19,020 --> 01:04:19,900
We're gonna go higher.

1367
01:04:20,020 --> 01:04:21,380
We're gonna aim higher on the next one.

1368
01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:23,380
They wouldn't let me through.

1369
01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:24,680
And, uh...

1370
01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:25,460
I said, lots.

1371
01:04:26,460 --> 01:04:27,240
Tick tock.

1372
01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:29,140
Need to get home.

1373
01:04:29,300 --> 01:04:29,620
And...

1374
01:04:29,620 --> 01:04:30,280
Flight soon.

1375
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:31,060
You're not letting me through.

1376
01:04:31,140 --> 01:04:31,620
They say, no.

1377
01:04:31,740 --> 01:04:33,480
We have to wait for these guys to go through.

1378
01:04:33,620 --> 01:04:34,100
They're...

1379
01:04:34,100 --> 01:04:35,220
You know, some flight here.

1380
01:04:35,300 --> 01:04:36,580
It's departing for who knows where.

1381
01:04:36,700 --> 01:04:37,040
Germany.

1382
01:04:37,160 --> 01:04:38,340
Another one was going for somewhere else.

1383
01:04:38,860 --> 01:04:40,240
I said, but what about the Dublin boys?

1384
01:04:41,460 --> 01:04:41,940
And...

1385
01:04:41,940 --> 01:04:42,940
It just...

1386
01:04:43,620 --> 01:04:45,360
I said, nothing I can do.

1387
01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:46,760
Wait for the screen to refresh.

1388
01:04:47,780 --> 01:04:49,120
So I'm standing there with...

1389
01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:51,120
I checked in bag as well, you know?

1390
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:51,600
And...

1391
01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:53,020
As well as a carry-on.

1392
01:04:53,700 --> 01:04:54,800
So I was laden down.

1393
01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:56,000
And...

1394
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,120
So many people waiting...

1395
01:04:59,620 --> 01:05:00,120
You know...

1396
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:01,100
To go through.

1397
01:05:01,100 --> 01:05:02,980
It became a scrum.

1398
01:05:03,380 --> 01:05:05,540
Became an absolute fight to the death.

1399
01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:06,860
I, uh...

1400
01:05:06,860 --> 01:05:07,740
I went and stood.

1401
01:05:07,860 --> 01:05:09,140
And I started reading, uh...

1402
01:05:09,140 --> 01:05:10,300
You know, hunting magazines.

1403
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:11,480
And National Geographic.

1404
01:05:11,620 --> 01:05:12,480
And this, that, and the other.

1405
01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:14,040
And...

1406
01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:16,480
Become sidetracked.

1407
01:05:17,500 --> 01:05:19,760
Lost the train of thought.

1408
01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:22,400
I didn't hear the announcement that the flight...

1409
01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:23,640
You know, people had to go through.

1410
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:26,640
And then, when I saw that it was my time...

1411
01:05:27,580 --> 01:05:31,080
Already, hundreds more people had gone through for another flight.

1412
01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:32,760
Which meant that I was fucked.

1413
01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:35,840
And I did something that I didn't, uh...

1414
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:37,000
That's terrible.

1415
01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:40,260
That's a terrible confluence of noises there.

1416
01:05:40,500 --> 01:05:42,480
A mix of Chopin, which is beautiful.

1417
01:05:42,660 --> 01:05:43,400
But the, uh...

1418
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:44,460
BGM of the title.

1419
01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:45,960
Getting back to my...

1420
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:49,960
Incredibly 100% real story of having to...

1421
01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:52,000
Push people out the way.

1422
01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:55,480
I had to push people out the way.

1423
01:05:56,100 --> 01:05:58,060
I, I didn't, I didn't physically push them.

1424
01:05:58,460 --> 01:05:59,840
What I did was...

1425
01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:02,560
Something I've actually scolded people for doing before.

1426
01:06:02,820 --> 01:06:03,800
Which was, I went...

1427
01:06:04,980 --> 01:06:05,800
Low.

1428
01:06:06,860 --> 01:06:08,180
I literally went low.

1429
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:10,020
And metaphorically went low.

1430
01:06:10,620 --> 01:06:12,080
And I went beneath the barriers.

1431
01:06:12,220 --> 01:06:12,820
Do you know the way...

1432
01:06:12,820 --> 01:06:12,900
Uh...

1433
01:06:12,900 --> 01:06:12,900
Uh...

1434
01:06:12,900 --> 01:06:13,460
Uh...

1435
01:06:13,460 --> 01:06:14,660
The queue will...

1436
01:06:14,660 --> 01:06:15,440
Snake down.

1437
01:06:15,700 --> 01:06:16,480
Snake back up.

1438
01:06:16,740 --> 01:06:17,500
Snake down.

1439
01:06:18,540 --> 01:06:19,760
I went underneath and said,

1440
01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:20,400
Sorry, lads.

1441
01:06:20,460 --> 01:06:20,660
Sorry.

1442
01:06:20,780 --> 01:06:21,940
I need to get home.

1443
01:06:22,100 --> 01:06:23,420
I, I didn't want to lie.

1444
01:06:23,540 --> 01:06:25,220
Because I don't like tempting fate.

1445
01:06:25,800 --> 01:06:27,320
Do you know where you make up a...

1446
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:28,620
A stupid thing.

1447
01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:29,600
Like someone's dying.

1448
01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:31,640
Or I need to get back because of...

1449
01:06:31,640 --> 01:06:32,300
Someone or other.

1450
01:06:33,420 --> 01:06:34,880
I was going to do that.

1451
01:06:35,260 --> 01:06:36,760
But I, I just said,

1452
01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:38,160
I need to get home.

1453
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:39,680
I need to get home.

1454
01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:42,060
And I think that look of desperation

1455
01:06:42,060 --> 01:06:44,400
and the sound of desperation that I had

1456
01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:46,520
made them realise

1457
01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:48,080
that this man really did need to get home.

1458
01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:51,080
I got up to the, uh...

1459
01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:52,700
You know, putting your bag on the fucking belt.

1460
01:06:53,500 --> 01:06:55,980
And I cut out two...

1461
01:06:55,980 --> 01:06:57,220
There was two ladies there

1462
01:06:57,220 --> 01:06:58,240
that were putting their stuff in.

1463
01:06:58,280 --> 01:06:59,280
I just bar...

1464
01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:00,540
Barged right in.

1465
01:07:01,100 --> 01:07:03,820
And they, they were very, very upset.

1466
01:07:04,060 --> 01:07:04,480
They were like,

1467
01:07:04,580 --> 01:07:06,120
What the hell is going on here?

1468
01:07:06,260 --> 01:07:07,660
What the hell is going on?

1469
01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:09,160
I didn't even look at them.

1470
01:07:09,260 --> 01:07:10,480
You know, I was taking the belt off.

1471
01:07:10,880 --> 01:07:11,380
The boots.

1472
01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:13,600
Straight into the fucking tray.

1473
01:07:14,180 --> 01:07:14,660
Put it through.

1474
01:07:14,760 --> 01:07:15,340
Didn't even look.

1475
01:07:15,380 --> 01:07:16,140
Just listen to them.

1476
01:07:16,360 --> 01:07:17,680
Listen to the indignancy

1477
01:07:17,680 --> 01:07:19,920
and the, the, the absolute...

1478
01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:21,700
Well, I suppose I was being the indignant one.

1479
01:07:22,100 --> 01:07:23,980
But the absolute, uh...

1480
01:07:23,980 --> 01:07:26,080
Vitriol that was being launched at me.

1481
01:07:26,620 --> 01:07:27,500
And I just went through

1482
01:07:27,500 --> 01:07:28,480
and it felt great.

1483
01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:30,060
It felt fantastic.

1484
01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:31,580
Making that flight.

1485
01:07:32,360 --> 01:07:33,480
Has to be said.

1486
01:07:34,140 --> 01:07:35,440
But, um...

1487
01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:37,040
That's, that's what happens.

1488
01:07:37,380 --> 01:07:39,040
And it just goes to show that it's,

1489
01:07:39,140 --> 01:07:40,560
it is possible to do that.

1490
01:07:41,020 --> 01:07:42,480
I would have thought, in France,

1491
01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:45,140
you're not going to get away with that kind of behaviour.

1492
01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:48,060
But if you're up against it,

1493
01:07:48,500 --> 01:07:49,720
and your flight's going to leave,

1494
01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:53,620
that's, that's Beauvais's fault.

1495
01:07:53,740 --> 01:07:54,860
That wasn't my fault.

1496
01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:56,300
Uh, so, you know...

1497
01:07:56,300 --> 01:07:56,580
Uh...

1498
01:07:56,580 --> 01:07:57,300
So, you know...

1499
01:07:57,300 --> 01:07:57,680
Uh...

1500
01:07:57,680 --> 01:07:58,300
So, you know...

1501
01:07:58,300 --> 01:08:00,700
But here I am.

1502
01:08:02,020 --> 01:08:03,900
Living to tell the tale again, you know.

1503
01:08:03,900 --> 01:08:04,340
Uh...

1504
01:08:04,340 --> 01:08:04,900
Uh...

1505
01:08:04,900 --> 01:08:07,960
And third place.

1506
01:08:08,420 --> 01:08:09,460
Third place as well.

1507
01:08:09,660 --> 01:08:11,880
Which is a podium finish.

1508
01:08:12,340 --> 01:08:14,280
On the first time on the track.

1509
01:08:14,760 --> 01:08:17,160
Up against some real sweet French machines.

1510
01:08:18,760 --> 01:08:19,740
What can you do?

1511
01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:22,120
I think they asked for a top three.

1512
01:08:23,180 --> 01:08:24,060
I've given...

1513
01:08:24,060 --> 01:08:25,400
I've delivered a top three.

1514
01:08:25,780 --> 01:08:27,700
And now let's just go back into this.

1515
01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:29,780
And give them the ultimate trophy.

1516
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:31,760
Let's Beauvais away.

1517
01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:34,580
Lovely, lovely...

1518
01:08:35,580 --> 01:08:37,000
Presentation here.

1519
01:08:37,900 --> 01:08:40,600
Just need to scratch the inside of my ear canal there.

1520
01:08:41,900 --> 01:08:42,580
Um...

1521
01:08:42,580 --> 01:08:46,580
Got any tissue there to...

1522
01:08:46,580 --> 01:08:47,740
Just...

1523
01:08:47,740 --> 01:08:49,480
Get some of that.

1524
01:08:49,980 --> 01:08:51,260
I mean, there's not much...

1525
01:08:51,260 --> 01:08:52,640
There's not any ear wax on it,

1526
01:08:52,680 --> 01:08:53,260
but it...

1527
01:08:53,260 --> 01:08:55,960
It is just slightly lubricated with ear.

1528
01:08:57,340 --> 01:08:58,220
Just ear.

1529
01:08:59,200 --> 01:09:01,180
So that needs to be dried off.

1530
01:09:01,220 --> 01:09:04,400
Because I don't want my fingers slipping on the wheel when we're...

1531
01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:05,520
In the middle of a...

1532
01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:06,600
A tete-a-tete.

1533
01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:08,500
With an Alsatian.

1534
01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:09,520
An Alsace.

1535
01:09:09,780 --> 01:09:10,560
An Alsace.

1536
01:09:12,080 --> 01:09:12,800
Uh...

1537
01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:13,660
Yeah, look.

1538
01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:15,680
Beauvais.

1539
01:09:16,720 --> 01:09:18,640
You've driven all you can drive.

1540
01:09:18,740 --> 01:09:19,440
I'm sorry.

1541
01:09:20,480 --> 01:09:21,220
Mea culpa.

1542
01:09:22,500 --> 01:09:23,380
Uh...

1543
01:09:23,380 --> 01:09:24,240
S'yvill play.

1544
01:09:25,520 --> 01:09:26,320
Uh...

1545
01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:27,240
Me...

1546
01:09:27,240 --> 01:09:28,240
Je...

1547
01:09:28,240 --> 01:09:30,880
J'aime la France.

1548
01:09:31,280 --> 01:09:31,880
Uh...

1549
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:32,520
Et...

1550
01:09:32,520 --> 01:09:34,060
J'aime la Beauvais.

1551
01:09:34,280 --> 01:09:36,920
Possibly maybe outside the airport perimeter.

1552
01:09:38,240 --> 01:09:39,240
Mais...

1553
01:09:40,100 --> 01:09:41,240
L'aéroport...

1554
01:09:41,820 --> 01:09:43,240
L'aéroport...

1555
01:09:43,900 --> 01:09:44,240
C'est...

1556
01:09:45,280 --> 01:09:46,740
C'est not good, guys.

1557
01:09:46,940 --> 01:09:47,960
C'est not good.

1558
01:09:48,240 --> 01:09:48,240
And...

1559
01:09:49,140 --> 01:09:49,240
Look...

1560
01:09:51,180 --> 01:09:51,240
Maybe...

1561
01:09:52,340 --> 01:09:52,620
Et...

1562
01:09:52,620 --> 01:09:53,580
Impossible.

1563
01:09:53,920 --> 01:09:54,620
En future.

1564
01:09:56,120 --> 01:09:57,120
Maybe...

1565
01:09:57,120 --> 01:09:58,120
Just maybe...

1566
01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:02,180
You'll sort that out there because it's...

1567
01:10:02,180 --> 01:10:02,580
It's...

1568
01:10:02,580 --> 01:10:03,520
It needs sorting out.

1569
01:10:03,760 --> 01:10:04,900
I agree with you.

1570
01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:07,260
August can be a tricky month.

1571
01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:09,100
A lot of holiday makers.

1572
01:10:09,480 --> 01:10:10,760
You're dealing with the heighth...

1573
01:10:10,760 --> 01:10:12,100
The heighth of it.

1574
01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:12,760
But I mean...

1575
01:10:13,760 --> 01:10:15,140
Just a little bit more...

1576
01:10:15,140 --> 01:10:16,640
Communication.

1577
01:10:18,160 --> 01:10:18,600
And...

1578
01:10:18,600 --> 01:10:20,140
I mean...

1579
01:10:20,140 --> 01:10:21,060
What about that app?

1580
01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:22,320
The Ryanair app as well?

1581
01:10:22,380 --> 01:10:24,440
I didn't really get any...

1582
01:10:24,440 --> 01:10:25,980
My phone was on silent.

1583
01:10:26,540 --> 01:10:28,400
But you'd think that the app would override...

1584
01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:31,080
Any of that sort of fucking silent business.

1585
01:10:32,300 --> 01:10:32,920
Do you know?

1586
01:10:33,240 --> 01:10:35,600
Thank you very much, Renault Megane Markle.

1587
01:10:35,700 --> 01:10:38,260
You'd think the app would override the silent...

1588
01:10:38,260 --> 01:10:39,400
Mode enabled.

1589
01:10:40,140 --> 01:10:40,860
I'm asking...

1590
01:10:40,860 --> 01:10:42,840
This isn't my...

1591
01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:44,260
This isn't Beauvais' problem now.

1592
01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:45,160
I'm asking Ryanair.

1593
01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:46,560
But I don't want to go down that route.

1594
01:10:46,820 --> 01:10:47,820
You know what they're like.

1595
01:10:47,900 --> 01:10:49,160
They'll fucking...

1596
01:10:49,160 --> 01:10:51,640
They'll haul you over the coals.

1597
01:10:52,360 --> 01:10:54,640
And then they'll laugh at you online for it as well.

1598
01:10:55,260 --> 01:10:56,440
Which is a great strategy.

1599
01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:59,880
The bullying the customer strategy really works for them.

1600
01:11:00,780 --> 01:11:02,860
And whoever came up with that idea...

1601
01:11:02,860 --> 01:11:05,340
It's definitely probably being well paid at the moment.

1602
01:11:05,440 --> 01:11:07,080
Although I did hear that they...

1603
01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:09,120
They left because they didn't like...

1604
01:11:11,020 --> 01:11:12,740
The way they were being treated.

1605
01:11:12,920 --> 01:11:13,380
I'm not sure.

1606
01:11:13,480 --> 01:11:15,920
This boiled bag of offal is banned in the US.

1607
01:11:16,020 --> 01:11:17,860
In Scotland it's fine dining treat.

1608
01:11:17,960 --> 01:11:19,480
I think that one was last week.

1609
01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:23,500
But I'm not sure if we read that.

1610
01:11:24,140 --> 01:11:24,960
Seven minutes.

1611
01:11:25,180 --> 01:11:25,780
Oh it's April.

1612
01:11:25,900 --> 01:11:26,160
Yeah no.

1613
01:11:26,260 --> 01:11:27,780
I think we read this maybe last year.

1614
01:11:28,280 --> 01:11:29,840
And that's a load of black pudding...

1615
01:11:29,840 --> 01:11:31,000
Enscanced...

1616
01:11:31,900 --> 01:11:33,000
In some kind of...

1617
01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:34,160
Sheath.

1618
01:11:34,760 --> 01:11:35,700
Edible sheath.

1619
01:11:36,180 --> 01:11:37,420
That's all that is you know.

1620
01:11:38,640 --> 01:11:39,000
It's huge.

1621
01:11:39,760 --> 01:11:40,920
It's absolutely huge.

1622
01:11:41,100 --> 01:11:42,660
I mean would you cut slices of that?

1623
01:11:43,020 --> 01:11:44,000
You're not gonna...

1624
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:46,080
Tackle the whole thing in one sitting.

1625
01:11:46,560 --> 01:11:48,160
You're gonna need a few friends around.

1626
01:11:48,280 --> 01:11:49,000
A few...

1627
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:51,220
A few people to help you with that.

1628
01:11:51,220 --> 01:11:53,640
That's just haggis.

1629
01:11:55,380 --> 01:11:57,540
You know you just gotta slay a sheep.

1630
01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:00,480
Get it's stomach out.

1631
01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:02,460
And then start boiling the...

1632
01:12:02,460 --> 01:12:03,220
The uh...

1633
01:12:04,240 --> 01:12:05,460
The stuffing inside it.

1634
01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:07,720
Meep...

1635
01:12:07,720 --> 01:12:08,960
Meeps and tatties.

1636
01:12:09,340 --> 01:12:10,540
I think that's what they're...

1637
01:12:10,540 --> 01:12:11,680
They're into.

1638
01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:17,380
Let's get back to the apex.

1639
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:24,200
The Chopin is really bringing...

1640
01:12:24,200 --> 01:12:25,980
The elegance.

1641
01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:26,820
It's really...

1642
01:12:26,820 --> 01:12:29,320
It's raising the game so to speak.

1643
01:12:30,140 --> 01:12:32,380
And it's putting me into a very...

1644
01:12:32,380 --> 01:12:32,900
Very...

1645
01:12:32,900 --> 01:12:33,380
Very...

1646
01:12:33,380 --> 01:12:34,380
Nice...

1647
01:12:34,380 --> 01:12:36,060
Focused headspace.

1648
01:12:36,460 --> 01:12:37,680
Connie Sexton.

1649
01:12:37,780 --> 01:12:38,560
Thank you very much.

1650
01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:42,280
I don't want to play the replay.

1651
01:12:42,380 --> 01:12:43,580
Let's go to the next race.

1652
01:12:43,620 --> 01:12:44,340
So it's a series.

1653
01:12:44,500 --> 01:12:45,480
It's a race one.

1654
01:12:45,480 --> 01:12:46,480
I put...

1655
01:12:46,480 --> 01:12:48,500
Mea culpa.

1656
01:12:49,700 --> 01:12:50,680
My mistake.

1657
01:12:51,680 --> 01:12:52,100
Mon...

1658
01:12:52,100 --> 01:12:53,000
Mon mistake.

1659
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:53,840
Mon mistake.

1660
01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:55,440
En français.

1661
01:12:56,160 --> 01:12:56,880
And...

1662
01:12:56,880 --> 01:12:58,320
We're back in Alsace again.

1663
01:12:58,440 --> 01:12:59,300
This is a different...

1664
01:12:59,300 --> 01:13:00,240
Kind of track.

1665
01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:01,620
Maybe a reverse section.

1666
01:13:01,780 --> 01:13:02,160
Or a...

1667
01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:03,460
An extension section.

1668
01:13:07,560 --> 01:13:08,620
Let's have a look here.

1669
01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:13,000
Max Tomlinson.

1670
01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:14,120
Thank you very much.

1671
01:13:15,480 --> 01:13:16,600
Connie Sexton asks...

1672
01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:18,660
Have you thumbed Johnny Sexton's new book?

1673
01:13:19,120 --> 01:13:19,780
On the flight?

1674
01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:21,720
I had it in the satchel.

1675
01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:23,120
But I just was...

1676
01:13:23,120 --> 01:13:23,840
Raging.

1677
01:13:24,460 --> 01:13:25,680
Actually I didn't have it in the satchel.

1678
01:13:25,680 --> 01:13:26,440
Because this is August.

1679
01:13:26,760 --> 01:13:28,880
His new book has only just been released.

1680
01:13:29,040 --> 01:13:30,160
But uh...

1681
01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:31,780
Next time I fly I will pack.

1682
01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:35,220
Although I might download a digital edition for the Kindle.

1683
01:13:35,700 --> 01:13:36,860
I haven't decided yet.

1684
01:13:36,900 --> 01:13:37,980
But I'll let you know...

1685
01:13:37,980 --> 01:13:39,740
When I do make that decision.

1686
01:13:39,940 --> 01:13:40,760
Thanks for the tip though.

1687
01:13:43,440 --> 01:13:43,840
Yep.

1688
01:13:44,500 --> 01:13:45,040
And Max.

1689
01:13:45,100 --> 01:13:46,200
Thanks very much for the tip.

1690
01:13:46,920 --> 01:13:47,660
And uh...

1691
01:13:47,660 --> 01:13:48,820
Well done on the PhD.

1692
01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:53,800
Pretty huge decision taking that on.

1693
01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:55,940
It's not an easy situation.

1694
01:13:55,940 --> 01:13:57,000
I don't know...

1695
01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:57,820
Myself.

1696
01:13:57,900 --> 01:13:58,540
Because I've never...

1697
01:13:58,540 --> 01:14:00,060
I'm going to have to restart this.

1698
01:14:00,980 --> 01:14:01,960
Never done that.

1699
01:14:02,080 --> 01:14:02,980
I uh...

1700
01:14:02,980 --> 01:14:04,120
You know...

1701
01:14:04,120 --> 01:14:05,260
You know...

1702
01:14:05,260 --> 01:14:05,680
Did...

1703
01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:07,280
The college thing wasn't for me.

1704
01:14:07,280 --> 01:14:08,480
And you know...

1705
01:14:08,480 --> 01:14:09,480
I already had...

1706
01:14:09,480 --> 01:14:11,700
A few irons in the fire.

1707
01:14:11,700 --> 01:14:12,380
Uh...

1708
01:14:12,380 --> 01:14:13,720
Thanks to my father.

1709
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:16,040
Anti-Trockner.

1710
01:14:16,140 --> 01:14:17,320
Thank you very much there.

1711
01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:18,580
Uh...

1712
01:14:18,580 --> 01:14:21,060
My father-in-law is an inferiority complex.

1713
01:14:21,380 --> 01:14:21,660
Uh...

1714
01:14:21,660 --> 01:14:22,780
About only owning...

1715
01:14:23,780 --> 01:14:24,980
A gaff in Nice.

1716
01:14:26,640 --> 01:14:27,920
Tell me about it buddy.

1717
01:14:28,220 --> 01:14:29,180
Tell me about it.

1718
01:14:29,820 --> 01:14:32,200
Until you've lived the Alsatian life.

1719
01:14:32,660 --> 01:14:33,640
You don't know nothing.

1720
01:14:34,720 --> 01:14:35,400
I mean...

1721
01:14:35,400 --> 01:14:36,920
Nice has its charms.

1722
01:14:37,460 --> 01:14:37,780
And...

1723
01:14:37,780 --> 01:14:38,640
You know...

1724
01:14:38,640 --> 01:14:40,180
I do summer there regularly.

1725
01:14:40,420 --> 01:14:42,480
I was there for the end of July.

1726
01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:45,220
Just before the Olympics took place.

1727
01:14:46,160 --> 01:14:47,860
As I said to you last week.

1728
01:14:47,980 --> 01:14:48,940
You know...

1729
01:14:48,940 --> 01:14:49,980
Tour de France.

1730
01:14:50,340 --> 01:14:51,920
Finale was...

1731
01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:54,300
In Nice.

1732
01:14:55,340 --> 01:14:56,060
Purely because...

1733
01:14:56,820 --> 01:14:57,240
Sorry there.

1734
01:14:57,280 --> 01:14:58,660
A bit of spittle at the side of the mouth.

1735
01:14:58,880 --> 01:15:00,540
Needed to get rid of it mid-race.

1736
01:15:00,860 --> 01:15:02,360
Pretty hardcore manoeuvre.

1737
01:15:02,360 --> 01:15:03,200
If you think about it.

1738
01:15:03,820 --> 01:15:04,140
Uh...

1739
01:15:04,140 --> 01:15:05,460
Maybe I can tissue...

1740
01:15:05,460 --> 01:15:06,240
The fingers here.

1741
01:15:06,420 --> 01:15:07,380
As I'm...

1742
01:15:07,380 --> 01:15:08,240
Shifting into fourth.

1743
01:15:09,260 --> 01:15:10,880
Get that off the...

1744
01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:11,640
Off the fingers.

1745
01:15:11,880 --> 01:15:14,220
There's nothing worse than a slippery finger on the wheel.

1746
01:15:14,620 --> 01:15:16,440
Especially when you're trying to navigate apex.

1747
01:15:16,960 --> 01:15:17,940
After apex.

1748
01:15:18,600 --> 01:15:19,360
After apex.

1749
01:15:21,360 --> 01:15:21,840
Uh...

1750
01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:22,280
Yeah.

1751
01:15:22,360 --> 01:15:23,480
Your father-in-law...

1752
01:15:23,480 --> 01:15:24,200
He's...

1753
01:15:24,200 --> 01:15:25,060
A good guy.

1754
01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:26,460
I can feel that.

1755
01:15:26,500 --> 01:15:27,360
I can sense that.

1756
01:15:27,460 --> 01:15:30,580
And I know that he enjoys the house he has in Nice.

1757
01:15:31,340 --> 01:15:32,720
I just...

1758
01:15:32,720 --> 01:15:33,820
Feel for the guy.

1759
01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:37,280
And I might even shed a solitary tear for him later on.

1760
01:15:37,320 --> 01:15:38,300
Before I hit the pillow.

1761
01:15:40,440 --> 01:15:41,080
Because...

1762
01:15:41,080 --> 01:15:44,500
Until you've experienced the true wonderment.

1763
01:15:44,700 --> 01:15:46,300
Of waking up...

1764
01:15:46,300 --> 01:15:47,780
In the Alsatian fields.

1765
01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:49,840
Of the Alsace village.

1766
01:15:51,800 --> 01:15:53,640
You haven't really truly...

1767
01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:56,200
You've demonstrably not lived.

1768
01:15:57,200 --> 01:15:57,980
And uh...

1769
01:15:57,980 --> 01:15:58,380
Let's see.

1770
01:15:58,520 --> 01:15:58,820
Let's...

1771
01:15:58,820 --> 01:16:00,160
Let's focus here guys.

1772
01:16:00,220 --> 01:16:01,660
Because we've only two laps.

1773
01:16:01,760 --> 01:16:02,580
And we're in sixth.

1774
01:16:02,720 --> 01:16:04,100
We don't want to not podium.

1775
01:16:05,100 --> 01:16:06,280
We'll be here all...

1776
01:16:06,280 --> 01:16:06,740
Good night.

1777
01:16:07,020 --> 01:16:07,860
I tell you something.

1778
01:16:08,500 --> 01:16:10,140
I was saying we're not going to be here all night.

1779
01:16:10,180 --> 01:16:12,480
It's not going to be a late grind session.

1780
01:16:14,660 --> 01:16:15,780
And uh...

1781
01:16:15,780 --> 01:16:17,400
I don't want to head into that territory.

1782
01:16:18,500 --> 01:16:19,280
Higgins forever.

1783
01:16:19,380 --> 01:16:21,320
Thanks very much for the tip there.

1784
01:16:21,440 --> 01:16:24,000
I'll send on the message to Francis.

1785
01:16:24,760 --> 01:16:26,440
Who uh...

1786
01:16:26,440 --> 01:16:28,180
Is allowing me to uh...

1787
01:16:28,180 --> 01:16:29,500
Do my biz on the channel.

1788
01:16:29,580 --> 01:16:30,880
I'm more of a kind of a...

1789
01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:31,360
As I get...

1790
01:16:31,360 --> 01:16:34,780
Again I said I do a lot of work in PR and crisis management.

1791
01:16:35,120 --> 01:16:38,220
Aside from all the business interests and...

1792
01:16:38,220 --> 01:16:39,800
That I've talked about in the past.

1793
01:16:40,900 --> 01:16:46,060
It's just an area of my life I have kept relatively private until now.

1794
01:16:47,060 --> 01:16:47,460
Uh...

1795
01:16:47,460 --> 01:16:48,240
But...

1796
01:16:48,240 --> 01:16:49,240
It seems to be...

1797
01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:51,500
The...

1798
01:16:51,500 --> 01:16:53,460
The workload seems to be increasing.

1799
01:16:53,580 --> 01:16:54,580
But that's my fault you know.

1800
01:16:54,620 --> 01:16:55,960
I don't know when to say no.

1801
01:16:56,140 --> 01:16:57,200
I don't know when to stop.

1802
01:16:57,720 --> 01:16:59,540
I don't know when to say Connor.

1803
01:17:00,340 --> 01:17:02,200
You're spreading yourself too thin.

1804
01:17:03,280 --> 01:17:03,660
Yeah.

1805
01:17:04,920 --> 01:17:05,700
You've got...

1806
01:17:05,700 --> 01:17:07,240
You've got so much quality.

1807
01:17:09,760 --> 01:17:10,900
At your behest.

1808
01:17:13,620 --> 01:17:14,960
But your tableau.

1809
01:17:16,020 --> 01:17:17,880
Your canvas as it was.

1810
01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:20,460
It's too big.

1811
01:17:20,540 --> 01:17:21,180
It's too wide.

1812
01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:23,700
You know you're going Sistine Chapel.

1813
01:17:23,700 --> 01:17:25,200
But you need to rescale.

1814
01:17:25,340 --> 01:17:25,900
Reframe.

1815
01:17:27,480 --> 01:17:29,560
And let your music sing.

1816
01:17:30,360 --> 01:17:32,820
Okay so we've gone from canvas to score now.

1817
01:17:33,860 --> 01:17:35,820
Your score needs to be...

1818
01:17:35,820 --> 01:17:36,900
Not a monolithic.

1819
01:17:37,460 --> 01:17:37,940
Operatic.

1820
01:17:39,340 --> 01:17:40,680
Series of Vespas.

1821
01:17:41,340 --> 01:17:42,460
And concertos.

1822
01:17:44,540 --> 01:17:45,600
But it needs to...

1823
01:17:45,600 --> 01:17:48,280
It needs to capture and rapture.

1824
01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:50,420
And leave the audience wanting more.

1825
01:17:51,560 --> 01:17:52,840
And uh...

1826
01:17:52,840 --> 01:17:54,540
You know so I'm using that as a...

1827
01:17:54,540 --> 01:17:56,820
A metaphor for everything that I do.

1828
01:17:57,880 --> 01:17:59,380
Basically I'm saying...

1829
01:17:59,380 --> 01:18:01,760
I'm overworked at the moment.

1830
01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:02,280
Um...

1831
01:18:02,280 --> 01:18:06,760
And I use the Alsace...

1832
01:18:06,760 --> 01:18:10,080
As my wind down.

1833
01:18:10,260 --> 01:18:12,880
I like to use that region of France as my wind down.

1834
01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:13,260
That's...

1835
01:18:13,260 --> 01:18:14,260
That's terrible stuff.

1836
01:18:14,340 --> 01:18:15,260
Let's just retry.

1837
01:18:17,580 --> 01:18:18,920
Canvass.

1838
01:18:18,920 --> 01:18:18,960
Canvass.

1839
01:18:18,960 --> 01:18:20,160
The only can...

1840
01:18:20,160 --> 01:18:20,960
The only F...

1841
01:18:20,960 --> 01:18:23,680
G I'm canvassing for is foie gras.

1842
01:18:23,980 --> 01:18:25,140
Says brain schlug.

1843
01:18:27,520 --> 01:18:30,260
Maybe Francis can stay on late if Konzo can't.

1844
01:18:30,340 --> 01:18:31,220
I just can't.

1845
01:18:31,640 --> 01:18:32,620
It's not tonight.

1846
01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:33,780
I mean it's just...

1847
01:18:33,780 --> 01:18:34,740
It's just not tonight.

1848
01:18:35,540 --> 01:18:36,820
That's all I have to say about that.

1849
01:18:37,660 --> 01:18:38,880
Thanks very much there though.

1850
01:18:39,080 --> 01:18:39,820
Higgins forever.

1851
01:18:40,280 --> 01:18:41,700
And Mr. Taito.

1852
01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:42,980
Thanks very much as well.

1853
01:18:44,260 --> 01:18:45,500
You sweet dreamer.

1854
01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:52,400
There's a lot of Frenchies in this.

1855
01:18:52,540 --> 01:18:54,240
And they would love to see me.

1856
01:18:54,560 --> 01:18:55,340
Not podium.

1857
01:18:56,960 --> 01:18:58,820
But I'm gonna have a Caramel Freddo.

1858
01:18:58,820 --> 01:18:59,340
Other...

1859
01:18:59,340 --> 01:19:02,760
Other miniature chocolate bars are available.

1860
01:19:03,860 --> 01:19:05,940
And I think it's gonna give me the blast.

1861
01:19:07,260 --> 01:19:09,260
Necessary to compete at this...

1862
01:19:10,300 --> 01:19:12,260
Ultra elite level of...

1863
01:19:12,900 --> 01:19:13,300
Race.

1864
01:19:15,940 --> 01:19:16,500
Racing.

1865
01:19:16,620 --> 01:19:17,220
I beg your pardon.

1866
01:19:17,340 --> 01:19:17,900
I don't...

1867
01:19:17,900 --> 01:19:18,820
I said race there.

1868
01:19:19,400 --> 01:19:19,780
Didn't want...

1869
01:19:19,780 --> 01:19:21,640
I don't want anybody to think I'm trying to...

1870
01:19:21,640 --> 01:19:22,260
Say that I'm...

1871
01:19:22,820 --> 01:19:24,280
Part of any better race.

1872
01:19:25,040 --> 01:19:26,260
Especially after...

1873
01:19:26,820 --> 01:19:28,280
Mentioning all the Frenchies there.

1874
01:19:28,520 --> 01:19:29,280
Nothing against them.

1875
01:19:29,520 --> 01:19:30,440
They're lovely people.

1876
01:19:30,680 --> 01:19:31,260
And I spend...

1877
01:19:32,340 --> 01:19:34,260
The guts of three months of the year...

1878
01:19:34,780 --> 01:19:36,020
Out in France anyway.

1879
01:19:36,860 --> 01:19:43,520
I'm basically French.

1880
01:19:43,860 --> 01:19:43,860
I'm basically French.

1881
01:19:57,500 --> 01:19:59,400
Have you been through Dunybrook lately?

1882
01:19:59,920 --> 01:20:02,520
I was gliding through in the vintage Jag.

1883
01:20:03,460 --> 01:20:04,820
Sandpil in the cup holder.

1884
01:20:05,220 --> 01:20:07,220
When a learner driver cut me off.

1885
01:20:07,900 --> 01:20:08,500
Fizz everywhere.

1886
01:20:10,500 --> 01:20:12,500
Right onto my Marks and Spencer's chinos.

1887
01:20:12,500 --> 01:20:17,300
Everyone is driving like they got their license at Legoland.

1888
01:20:17,960 --> 01:20:20,220
Absolutely rage balling at them.

1889
01:20:21,800 --> 01:20:22,720
Liam McIntyre.

1890
01:20:22,780 --> 01:20:23,540
Thanks very much.

1891
01:20:23,760 --> 01:20:25,420
Work stupid.

1892
01:20:25,560 --> 01:20:26,220
Not soft.

1893
01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:35,900
I was actually in Dunybrook.

1894
01:20:35,900 --> 01:20:37,120
The other day.

1895
01:20:37,120 --> 01:20:39,540
I was piloting a brand new drone.

1896
01:20:39,920 --> 01:20:41,460
And I know what you're thinking.

1897
01:20:42,760 --> 01:20:44,000
Who cares?

1898
01:20:44,360 --> 01:20:48,820
Anybody can go and buy a drone from Harvey Normans and fly it around.

1899
01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:49,580
Well one.

1900
01:20:49,700 --> 01:20:50,200
You can't.

1901
01:20:50,200 --> 01:20:51,480
You need to have fucking permission.

1902
01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:52,720
And two.

1903
01:20:53,780 --> 01:20:56,000
This wasn't your bog standard customer...

1904
01:20:57,340 --> 01:20:58,480
Consumer drone.

1905
01:20:58,580 --> 01:20:59,000
This was...

1906
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:02,680
A fully automated manned flight.

1907
01:21:03,260 --> 01:21:03,900
Imagine that.

1908
01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:04,240
Me.

1909
01:21:04,460 --> 01:21:04,880
Inside.

1910
01:21:05,340 --> 01:21:06,740
A man-sized drone.

1911
01:21:07,160 --> 01:21:08,380
Flying around Dunybrook.

1912
01:21:09,180 --> 01:21:10,340
Delivering coffees.

1913
01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:11,960
Which I'd made at home.

1914
01:21:12,500 --> 01:21:13,020
Artisanally.

1915
01:21:13,100 --> 01:21:14,640
This is another little side hustle.

1916
01:21:14,880 --> 01:21:17,540
That I think you need to hear about and learn about.

1917
01:21:17,660 --> 01:21:17,880
Okay.

1918
01:21:19,800 --> 01:21:21,380
Because the work never slops.

1919
01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:23,000
And...

1920
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:24,680
I was going to say sleeps.

1921
01:21:25,540 --> 01:21:27,060
But slop sounds good as well.

1922
01:21:27,500 --> 01:21:28,520
Work never slops.

1923
01:21:28,800 --> 01:21:31,300
Especially when I'm at the helm of the fucking...

1924
01:21:31,300 --> 01:21:32,380
The drone.

1925
01:21:32,920 --> 01:21:34,480
Because I don't do a sloppy job.

1926
01:21:35,480 --> 01:21:36,160
Tell you what.

1927
01:21:36,160 --> 01:21:40,840
I was gifted a fucking sage custom unit from Heston.

1928
01:21:40,940 --> 01:21:41,640
The man himself.

1929
01:21:41,860 --> 01:21:43,380
I told you about this last week.

1930
01:21:43,660 --> 01:21:48,120
I've since managed to acquire some special beans.

1931
01:21:48,380 --> 01:21:49,280
The Bagugu beans.

1932
01:21:49,920 --> 01:21:51,140
Don't know if I told you about those.

1933
01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:51,520
Anonymous.

1934
01:21:51,640 --> 01:21:52,300
Thanks for the tip.

1935
01:21:52,360 --> 01:21:53,340
And Ben Walters too.

1936
01:21:55,620 --> 01:21:57,080
The Bagugu tribe.

1937
01:21:59,380 --> 01:22:00,880
You may have heard about them.

1938
01:22:02,020 --> 01:22:03,040
Good guys.

1939
01:22:03,880 --> 01:22:04,540
Nice guys.

1940
01:22:04,540 --> 01:22:07,540
Bean regarders.

1941
01:22:08,240 --> 01:22:09,680
Bean harvesters.

1942
01:22:11,120 --> 01:22:11,680
Special.

1943
01:22:12,240 --> 01:22:13,160
Fair trade.

1944
01:22:13,840 --> 01:22:14,540
Set up.

1945
01:22:14,980 --> 01:22:16,080
Contract with me.

1946
01:22:17,300 --> 01:22:18,440
They're jettisoned over.

1947
01:22:19,220 --> 01:22:20,520
And I just grind them.

1948
01:22:21,260 --> 01:22:23,900
And I fucking turn them into the best coffee.

1949
01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:25,260
In Europe.

1950
01:22:25,920 --> 01:22:26,980
In my kitchen.

1951
01:22:27,620 --> 01:22:29,760
This isn't some sort of fucking bean unit.

1952
01:22:29,880 --> 01:22:31,040
Mobile bean machine.

1953
01:22:31,580 --> 01:22:32,520
Out of a van.

1954
01:22:32,780 --> 01:22:33,320
Or a...

1955
01:22:33,320 --> 01:22:35,320
A pop-up coffee shop.

1956
01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:37,320
This is...

1957
01:22:37,320 --> 01:22:38,280
Ireland's.

1958
01:22:38,540 --> 01:22:40,040
The world's.

1959
01:22:40,640 --> 01:22:41,460
First ever.

1960
01:22:43,460 --> 01:22:44,040
Drone.

1961
01:22:44,360 --> 01:22:46,920
Manned drone coffee delivery unit.

1962
01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:49,400
Connor drone.

1963
01:22:51,280 --> 01:22:52,380
Featuring Bagugu.

1964
01:22:53,320 --> 01:22:55,020
That's the new bean of the month.

1965
01:22:56,520 --> 01:22:57,620
The tribe.

1966
01:22:57,880 --> 01:22:58,460
Which...

1967
01:22:59,460 --> 01:23:02,340
Don't liaise with outsiders.

1968
01:23:02,580 --> 01:23:03,800
They've shunned reality.

1969
01:23:04,860 --> 01:23:05,460
But...

1970
01:23:05,460 --> 01:23:09,360
I went on a fucking heart of darkness journey there a few years ago.

1971
01:23:09,780 --> 01:23:11,240
We're actually doing...

1972
01:23:11,240 --> 01:23:12,920
Corporate work for...

1973
01:23:12,920 --> 01:23:14,680
One of Musk's subsidiaries.

1974
01:23:15,380 --> 01:23:16,540
A surrogate if you will.

1975
01:23:17,560 --> 01:23:19,360
Definitely something to do with Starlink.

1976
01:23:19,860 --> 01:23:21,320
Don't know the ins and outs.

1977
01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:23,380
But I was there as a wheel greaser.

1978
01:23:23,820 --> 01:23:25,880
A luxury brand liaison ambassador.

1979
01:23:26,720 --> 01:23:28,060
And an all round...

1980
01:23:28,060 --> 01:23:28,900
All rounder.

1981
01:23:28,900 --> 01:23:31,900
But I tasted the beans...

1982
01:23:32,780 --> 01:23:33,460
Of the Bagugu.

1983
01:23:34,120 --> 01:23:35,160
And...

1984
01:23:35,160 --> 01:23:35,900
I said to them...

1985
01:23:37,100 --> 01:23:38,860
It's time.

1986
01:23:38,860 --> 01:23:42,580
Just said that.

1987
01:23:43,540 --> 01:23:44,460
Just said that.

1988
01:23:46,560 --> 01:23:47,860
The village elder...

1989
01:23:49,260 --> 01:23:50,180
Nodded.

1990
01:23:50,760 --> 01:23:51,380
In approval.

1991
01:23:52,520 --> 01:23:55,060
Our chaperone started to cry...

1992
01:23:55,060 --> 01:23:55,740
On the ground.

1993
01:23:56,240 --> 01:23:58,000
Crumpled into a fucking...

1994
01:23:58,000 --> 01:23:58,400
Mess.

1995
01:23:59,160 --> 01:23:59,840
I said get up.

1996
01:24:00,520 --> 01:24:02,620
You're making us look stupid in front of the tribe.

1997
01:24:03,840 --> 01:24:05,140
I said what's wrong with you?

1998
01:24:05,280 --> 01:24:05,860
He said...

1999
01:24:05,860 --> 01:24:07,460
This is the first time...

2000
01:24:08,460 --> 01:24:10,460
That the elder has ever acknowledged...

2001
01:24:10,460 --> 01:24:11,080
An outsider.

2002
01:24:11,700 --> 01:24:13,280
I said don't worry about it.

2003
01:24:13,340 --> 01:24:13,960
Play it cool.

2004
01:24:15,560 --> 01:24:16,980
We're gonna do something here.

2005
01:24:17,220 --> 01:24:18,460
Two years later...

2006
01:24:19,060 --> 01:24:20,460
Got the first batch delivered...

2007
01:24:21,180 --> 01:24:21,440
There.

2008
01:24:21,680 --> 01:24:23,460
And it's less than two weeks...

2009
01:24:24,460 --> 01:24:25,460
From harvest period.

2010
01:24:26,460 --> 01:24:27,260
And...

2011
01:24:27,260 --> 01:24:28,180
It's fresh.

2012
01:24:28,700 --> 01:24:29,540
It's so fresh.

2013
01:24:31,760 --> 01:24:33,040
Stuck it in the sage.

2014
01:24:34,640 --> 01:24:36,040
Got onto Backhurst.

2015
01:24:38,200 --> 01:24:38,860
Where's the...

2016
01:24:38,860 --> 01:24:39,680
Where's the Chopin?

2017
01:24:41,380 --> 01:24:42,420
Ah, fuck.

2018
01:24:43,860 --> 01:24:45,360
We need Chopin for this.

2019
01:24:51,360 --> 01:24:52,700
San Pellagugu.

2020
01:24:55,400 --> 01:24:57,840
Whacked those beans into the sage machine.

2021
01:25:00,660 --> 01:25:02,340
You should have heard the grind.

2022
01:25:10,840 --> 01:25:12,240
Just thinking about it now.

2023
01:25:16,960 --> 01:25:20,240
It truly made me realise how beautiful life could be.

2024
01:25:26,780 --> 01:25:28,180
Poured that into the cup.

2025
01:25:28,860 --> 01:25:29,620
Hit the steamer.

2026
01:25:29,620 --> 01:25:43,520
A rich, dark roast.

2027
01:25:43,520 --> 01:25:49,820
Almost like burnt toast.

2028
01:25:50,640 --> 01:25:51,960
But in a good way.

2029
01:25:53,960 --> 01:25:55,120
Into the cup.

2030
01:25:58,900 --> 01:26:00,680
I don't do paper cups.

2031
01:26:01,620 --> 01:26:04,600
I deliver a one-off, a one-hitter.

2032
01:26:05,520 --> 01:26:12,280
Because I believe that Connor's drone-deliver coffee needs to be delivered in style.

2033
01:26:12,280 --> 01:26:16,780
A full-on mug.

2034
01:26:18,300 --> 01:26:20,180
A goo-goo bean batch, thank you very much.

2035
01:26:22,160 --> 01:26:25,560
Backhurst was making the phone go crazy.

2036
01:26:25,780 --> 01:26:28,680
It was buzzing, flashing, lighting up.

2037
01:26:29,920 --> 01:26:31,580
It was ringing. The phone was ringing.

2038
01:26:33,160 --> 01:26:34,920
I said...

2039
01:26:34,920 --> 01:26:35,960
Ghost cloud.

2040
01:26:36,380 --> 01:26:37,040
Get back!

2041
01:26:38,040 --> 01:26:39,120
Get back!

2042
01:26:40,220 --> 01:26:43,060
Get back to where you once belong.

2043
01:26:43,060 --> 01:26:45,260
I'm coming over, baby.

2044
01:26:45,760 --> 01:26:47,260
Get... open the doors.

2045
01:26:49,240 --> 01:26:51,000
Open the D4 doors.

2046
01:26:51,720 --> 01:26:53,840
And get ready for the drone delivery unit.

2047
01:26:54,480 --> 01:26:55,480
And also...

2048
01:26:55,480 --> 01:26:58,540
Get ready for a taste like none other.

2049
01:26:59,280 --> 01:27:00,140
But goo-gooing out.

2050
01:27:01,540 --> 01:27:03,360
Through the phone, against the wall.

2051
01:27:03,880 --> 01:27:05,700
Into the fucking velocopter.

2052
01:27:06,160 --> 01:27:06,680
Volocopter.

2053
01:27:08,480 --> 01:27:11,300
And straight over there in no time.

2054
01:27:11,540 --> 01:27:14,100
The great thing about driving a drone.

2055
01:27:14,400 --> 01:27:15,240
Flying a drone.

2056
01:27:15,780 --> 01:27:17,480
Is that you can just...

2057
01:27:17,480 --> 01:27:18,480
Hit the...

2058
01:27:19,080 --> 01:27:20,900
GPS, nav, sat nav.

2059
01:27:21,140 --> 01:27:22,840
Just put in the coordinates.

2060
01:27:23,360 --> 01:27:24,720
It'll do all the work for you.

2061
01:27:25,580 --> 01:27:27,340
And you have nobody in your way.

2062
01:27:27,400 --> 01:27:28,860
It's not like you're driving around Dublin.

2063
01:27:30,540 --> 01:27:31,020
Traffic.

2064
01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:32,560
Buses.

2065
01:27:34,020 --> 01:27:34,460
Cyclists.

2066
01:27:36,040 --> 01:27:37,180
All sorts, you know.

2067
01:27:37,660 --> 01:27:39,040
You can just make a beeline.

2068
01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:41,600
And...

2069
01:27:41,600 --> 01:27:42,420
Yeah.

2070
01:27:43,920 --> 01:27:44,640
Parked that.

2071
01:27:45,600 --> 01:27:47,560
Thanks very much, Darjeeling Latte.

2072
01:27:48,540 --> 01:27:51,200
Parked that just on Nutley Lane.

2073
01:27:52,600 --> 01:27:54,680
Outside, because...

2074
01:27:54,680 --> 01:27:57,200
They said that I couldn't actually...

2075
01:27:57,200 --> 01:27:58,540
Absolute cheek of them.

2076
01:27:58,700 --> 01:28:00,780
The neck of them said that I couldn't land the drone.

2077
01:28:01,280 --> 01:28:02,820
Inside RTE Campus.

2078
01:28:03,840 --> 01:28:05,940
So I had to fucking park on Nutley.

2079
01:28:05,940 --> 01:28:07,340
And that...

2080
01:28:07,340 --> 01:28:08,780
Held up traffic, you know.

2081
01:28:09,860 --> 01:28:12,060
There was some guy trying to get down to Vincent's Hospital.

2082
01:28:12,260 --> 01:28:12,500
Saying,

2083
01:28:12,880 --> 01:28:14,380
I need to get to the hospital fast.

2084
01:28:14,420 --> 01:28:14,660
I said,

2085
01:28:15,560 --> 01:28:16,220
Look, buddy.

2086
01:28:17,360 --> 01:28:19,000
I'm delivering coffees here.

2087
01:28:19,800 --> 01:28:21,400
Can you not wait a moment?

2088
01:28:22,460 --> 01:28:23,980
He said it was an emergency.

2089
01:28:23,980 --> 01:28:24,800
I said,

2090
01:28:25,140 --> 01:28:27,360
Backhurst needs the beans.

2091
01:28:29,140 --> 01:28:29,760
He's like,

2092
01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:30,880
Get Backhurst.

2093
01:28:32,900 --> 01:28:33,420
And...

2094
01:28:33,420 --> 01:28:35,040
Yeah, he tried to...

2095
01:28:35,040 --> 01:28:36,000
He tried to punch me.

2096
01:28:36,360 --> 01:28:37,320
But he couldn't...

2097
01:28:37,320 --> 01:28:40,080
He didn't know how to open the door of the Volocopter.

2098
01:28:41,220 --> 01:28:41,660
And...

2099
01:28:41,660 --> 01:28:43,620
At that stage of the game,

2100
01:28:44,620 --> 01:28:46,960
One of the runners had come out from the...

2101
01:28:46,960 --> 01:28:48,260
From the studios.

2102
01:28:48,820 --> 01:28:49,440
And I...

2103
01:28:49,440 --> 01:28:51,920
Grabbed the mug of Bagu.

2104
01:28:52,160 --> 01:28:53,240
And I...

2105
01:28:53,240 --> 01:28:54,600
Tuck Bagu-goo back to...

2106
01:28:55,740 --> 01:28:57,060
Where it was...

2107
01:28:57,060 --> 01:28:58,020
Quaffed...

2108
01:28:58,020 --> 01:29:00,020
In the upper echelons...

2109
01:29:00,020 --> 01:29:01,220
Of the...

2110
01:29:01,220 --> 01:29:02,360
Uh...

2111
01:29:02,360 --> 01:29:04,980
The General Directors Building.

2112
01:29:05,080 --> 01:29:05,960
The Director General.

2113
01:29:07,640 --> 01:29:09,700
An absolutely beautiful delivery.

2114
01:29:09,700 --> 01:29:13,120
Have you ever toured...

2115
01:29:13,120 --> 01:29:14,620
The Darjeeling Mines?

2116
01:29:15,100 --> 01:29:17,820
That's another story I want to tell you about later on.

2117
01:29:18,420 --> 01:29:20,060
But Google Maps, thank you very much.

2118
01:29:20,540 --> 01:29:21,520
Henri Flame.

2119
01:29:22,400 --> 01:29:23,120
D4 expert.

2120
01:29:23,280 --> 01:29:23,820
Thanks very much.

2121
01:29:23,880 --> 01:29:24,320
Thanks, Connor.

2122
01:29:24,400 --> 01:29:26,600
Really appreciate the insights into whacking beans.

2123
01:29:28,080 --> 01:29:28,880
And, uh...

2124
01:29:28,880 --> 01:29:32,200
He was droning on about bean extraction methods, says...

2125
01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:33,100
By Google Maps.

2126
01:29:36,400 --> 01:29:37,140
Yeah, look.

2127
01:29:37,280 --> 01:29:39,860
Don't even get me started on the Darjeeling Mines.

2128
01:29:40,020 --> 01:29:41,400
And what I dealt with out there.

2129
01:29:42,360 --> 01:29:42,720
That's...

2130
01:29:42,720 --> 01:29:43,980
That's a tale for another day.

2131
01:29:44,060 --> 01:29:45,880
But right now, it's all about coffee.

2132
01:29:46,000 --> 01:29:48,140
It's a coffee-centric scenario.

2133
01:29:48,140 --> 01:29:48,620
And...

2134
01:29:48,620 --> 01:29:51,140
I hope to bring you further into that...

2135
01:29:51,140 --> 01:29:52,740
Coffee sphere.

2136
01:29:54,280 --> 01:29:55,580
But right now, we...

2137
01:29:55,580 --> 01:29:57,740
We do have a task at hand.

2138
01:29:57,800 --> 01:29:59,140
Which is achieving...

2139
01:29:59,140 --> 01:30:01,780
A brand new cafe menu book.

2140
01:30:02,020 --> 01:30:03,020
In the GT...

2141
01:30:04,020 --> 01:30:04,500
Cafe.

2142
01:30:05,040 --> 01:30:06,120
Courtesy of me.

2143
01:30:06,640 --> 01:30:07,920
And we're doing it for Sarah.

2144
01:30:08,080 --> 01:30:09,720
We're doing it for Ed Wellburn.

2145
01:30:09,900 --> 01:30:12,140
We're doing it for everyone who's tuned into this.

2146
01:30:12,220 --> 01:30:14,280
We're doing it for everyone who's tuned in in the past.

2147
01:30:14,860 --> 01:30:16,080
We're doing it for tomorrow.

2148
01:30:17,320 --> 01:30:18,540
We're doing it for today.

2149
01:30:19,180 --> 01:30:20,300
And for every other day.

2150
01:30:22,660 --> 01:30:24,940
Just gonna have a little bite of a Curliss Whirlis.

2151
01:30:25,340 --> 01:30:26,440
And then we'll be on.

2152
01:30:27,740 --> 01:30:28,440
Tam Fam.

2153
01:30:28,760 --> 01:30:29,580
Thanks very much.

2154
01:30:29,920 --> 01:30:31,160
Hope you're getting on well, bud.

2155
01:30:31,600 --> 01:30:35,420
Do you remember that summer we were up all night on the cans of orange plunder?

2156
01:30:36,840 --> 01:30:38,160
How could I ever forget?

2157
01:30:50,000 --> 01:30:52,920
Too many of those and it turns into an orange blunder.

2158
01:30:53,720 --> 01:30:55,260
It can really hit you hard.

2159
01:30:55,820 --> 01:30:57,520
It sneaks up on you. It's a creeper.

2160
01:30:58,340 --> 01:30:59,120
It's a creeper.

2161
01:30:59,120 --> 01:31:04,140
You've driven all you can drive.

2162
01:31:04,240 --> 01:31:08,520
The curly-whirly is stuck to the insides and outsides of the teeth.

2163
01:31:10,320 --> 01:31:12,300
Dara Darmody, thank you very much.

2164
01:31:25,300 --> 01:31:26,020
Ah!

2165
01:31:28,020 --> 01:31:30,220
Still some caramel on the teeth there.

2166
01:31:31,040 --> 01:31:33,940
That'll just dissipate over the course of the race.

2167
01:31:35,280 --> 01:31:39,420
It'll generally liquefy and turn into a nice kind of...

2168
01:31:39,420 --> 01:31:42,400
Caramelatic juice.

2169
01:31:44,160 --> 01:31:45,980
Let's hit the tarmac Adam here.

2170
01:31:46,880 --> 01:31:47,860
No prisoners.

2171
01:31:48,740 --> 01:31:49,800
No survivors.

2172
01:31:49,800 --> 01:32:02,680
La la la la la la la la la.

2173
01:32:02,680 --> 01:32:03,280
La la la la la.

2174
01:32:09,280 --> 01:32:12,420
Any tips on car insurance providers?

2175
01:32:13,280 --> 01:32:14,020
Allianz.

2176
01:32:16,760 --> 01:32:17,480
Allianz.

2177
01:32:17,480 --> 01:32:17,520
Allianz.

2178
01:32:18,060 --> 01:32:19,980
And I'll say it one more time.

2179
01:32:20,220 --> 01:32:20,980
Allianz.

2180
01:32:22,680 --> 01:32:23,720
Thanks, Dara.

2181
01:32:28,920 --> 01:32:30,560
Peugeot 20814.

2182
01:32:31,120 --> 01:32:32,340
Good night, God bless.

2183
01:32:33,460 --> 01:32:36,080
Alpine A11072.

2184
01:32:36,560 --> 01:32:37,640
It's a nice little piece.

2185
01:32:39,380 --> 01:32:40,860
But au revoir.

2186
01:32:44,860 --> 01:32:47,020
C'est bon, c'est bon.

2187
01:32:49,760 --> 01:32:51,620
Let's go down a second there.

2188
01:32:51,700 --> 01:32:53,460
Let's not spin out of control here.

2189
01:33:05,120 --> 01:33:07,520
We've got a three-pack over here.

2190
01:33:07,520 --> 01:33:11,140
Let's stay in line.

2191
01:33:13,320 --> 01:33:15,220
Couple of Peugeots and a Cleo.

2192
01:33:18,200 --> 01:33:19,380
Oh, it's a Renault, sorry.

2193
01:33:19,480 --> 01:33:20,920
It's a couple of Cleos and a Peugeot.

2194
01:33:21,720 --> 01:33:22,460
A Peuge.

2195
01:33:29,260 --> 01:33:30,900
That's fucking nasty enough.

2196
01:33:31,140 --> 01:33:32,360
That is nasty driving.

2197
01:33:32,480 --> 01:33:34,260
I apologise on behalf of me

2198
01:33:34,260 --> 01:33:36,280
and the channel for that.

2199
01:33:36,280 --> 01:33:40,680
Let's just, come on, let's just get a hold of this now

2200
01:33:40,680 --> 01:33:43,500
and take control of the situation.

2201
01:33:52,080 --> 01:33:55,180
Definitely a pugilist in that Peugeot up ahead.

2202
01:33:56,180 --> 01:34:06,640
Christ.

2203
01:34:07,480 --> 01:34:08,280
Christ.

2204
01:34:09,580 --> 01:34:10,100
Christ.

2205
01:34:10,100 --> 01:34:10,180
Christ.

2206
01:34:15,480 --> 01:34:16,760
Just not used to this.

2207
01:34:16,880 --> 01:34:18,500
Not used to this machine at all

2208
01:34:18,500 --> 01:34:23,560
and the oversteer is just sending me to the moon and back.

2209
01:34:44,180 --> 01:34:45,160
That's nice.

2210
01:34:47,240 --> 01:34:48,820
Take out Papa Citron.

2211
01:34:50,740 --> 01:34:52,380
We're going to be doing very well

2212
01:34:52,380 --> 01:34:54,700
if we can make podium here.

2213
01:34:56,500 --> 01:34:57,780
We could be here for quite some time.

2214
01:34:57,960 --> 01:34:58,500
I mean, I tell you,

2215
01:34:58,900 --> 01:35:00,720
we might not be in the right car.

2216
01:35:01,860 --> 01:35:04,000
The reason I'm not winning the race, lads,

2217
01:35:04,020 --> 01:35:05,480
is because I'm not even in the right car

2218
01:35:05,480 --> 01:35:06,760
before I'm starting the race.

2219
01:35:08,760 --> 01:35:11,640
It doesn't take a genius to work that out.

2220
01:35:13,140 --> 01:35:15,860
Somebody said to get into the Alpine machine.

2221
01:35:18,040 --> 01:35:20,220
Is that something we need to do here?

2222
01:35:20,340 --> 01:35:21,040
Johnny Drone.

2223
01:35:21,120 --> 01:35:21,780
Thank you very much.

2224
01:35:22,440 --> 01:35:24,680
FBD offered me a superb rate on my fleet.

2225
01:35:25,300 --> 01:35:26,040
Couldn't pull the trigger.

2226
01:35:26,520 --> 01:35:27,980
I'm a bit too agricultural.

2227
01:35:28,520 --> 01:35:30,760
And their HQ is out in the Longmiler,

2228
01:35:30,900 --> 01:35:31,560
for God's sake.

2229
01:35:32,840 --> 01:35:33,980
Yeah, look, I mean,

2230
01:35:34,520 --> 01:35:35,960
I'm not actually sure.

2231
01:35:36,040 --> 01:35:38,320
Does Zurich do car?

2232
01:35:39,420 --> 01:35:40,560
I mean, I should know.

2233
01:35:40,940 --> 01:35:42,120
I really should know.

2234
01:35:43,700 --> 01:35:45,500
Was out there at Zurich HQ.

2235
01:35:48,500 --> 01:35:49,660
Out in Black Rock.

2236
01:35:50,320 --> 01:35:51,700
Just opposite Friscati.

2237
01:35:52,880 --> 01:35:54,580
And they have a wonderful building there.

2238
01:35:56,880 --> 01:35:58,360
I think they have a building out in,

2239
01:35:58,460 --> 01:36:01,300
out near the RDS as well.

2240
01:36:02,220 --> 01:36:03,300
Near Herbert Park.

2241
01:36:04,840 --> 01:36:06,160
But I tell you,

2242
01:36:06,220 --> 01:36:07,920
Friscati's looking great as well these days.

2243
01:36:08,080 --> 01:36:09,400
It's revamped.

2244
01:36:11,540 --> 01:36:11,980
Revamped.

2245
01:36:12,560 --> 01:36:14,020
Got a great Marks and Spencer's.

2246
01:36:14,740 --> 01:36:16,520
And a wonderful McDonald's as well.

2247
01:36:17,240 --> 01:36:18,420
I'd never eat that.

2248
01:36:18,520 --> 01:36:19,080
That shit.

2249
01:36:19,080 --> 01:36:19,760
But I mean,

2250
01:36:20,660 --> 01:36:23,020
I have.

2251
01:36:23,740 --> 01:36:24,840
And I will again.

2252
01:36:25,480 --> 01:36:26,420
But only Friscati.

2253
01:36:26,420 --> 01:36:29,300
Only Friscati.

2254
01:36:30,340 --> 01:36:32,360
We're going to do this for Friscati, lads.

2255
01:36:36,500 --> 01:36:37,800
It's getting hot in here.

2256
01:36:38,600 --> 01:36:39,900
Just going to give it one more tickle

2257
01:36:39,900 --> 01:36:40,980
with the Renault Sport.

2258
01:36:46,980 --> 01:36:48,420
Going to do it for Chopin.

2259
01:36:51,600 --> 01:36:53,500
Someone mentioning Camille Toye

2260
01:36:53,500 --> 01:36:54,700
in the chat there.

2261
01:36:55,080 --> 01:36:56,520
It's a great little situation.

2262
01:37:02,040 --> 01:37:03,500
It's a great little situation.

2263
01:37:08,080 --> 01:37:09,480
It's a great little situation.

2264
01:37:11,960 --> 01:37:13,220
And that's a nicer as well.

2265
01:37:19,220 --> 01:37:20,800
Show me your pan.

2266
01:37:20,800 --> 01:37:20,800
Show me your pan.

2267
01:37:22,600 --> 01:37:24,100
Jonathan Chopin.

2268
01:37:25,180 --> 01:37:26,820
Frederic Chopin.

2269
01:37:26,900 --> 01:37:27,480
What a man.

2270
01:37:28,720 --> 01:37:29,920
The man with the plan.

2271
01:37:31,180 --> 01:37:32,620
The pan man.

2272
01:37:35,100 --> 01:37:36,100
The pan Chopin.

2273
01:37:36,100 --> 01:37:36,700
The pan Chopin.

2274
01:37:36,700 --> 01:37:36,780
The pan Chopin.

2275
01:37:38,220 --> 01:37:39,160
Sliced pan.

2276
01:37:42,320 --> 01:37:43,700
Lovely concertos.

2277
01:37:45,380 --> 01:37:45,820
Concertex.

2278
01:37:47,060 --> 01:37:50,720
Let's just throw around this with a little bit of sauce.

2279
01:37:50,800 --> 01:37:52,260
A little bit of salt as well.

2280
01:37:52,980 --> 01:37:56,920
And then we come out of that twister with a little bit of poke.

2281
01:37:57,740 --> 01:37:59,400
And I think we'll go for podium.

2282
01:37:59,400 --> 01:38:01,380
I think we'll go for pod.

2283
01:38:03,820 --> 01:38:04,380
Podemos.

2284
01:38:06,140 --> 01:38:06,620
Podemos.

2285
01:38:10,620 --> 01:38:14,800
I wonder what Chopin had in the gaff when he was making food.

2286
01:38:14,880 --> 01:38:16,140
Did he actually have a pan?

2287
01:38:16,280 --> 01:38:19,680
Like a show pan for show when the guests were around?

2288
01:38:20,680 --> 01:38:22,700
Or did he just have a Tefl?

2289
01:38:23,000 --> 01:38:24,620
A bog standard frying pan?

2290
01:38:25,940 --> 01:38:27,220
Was it cast iron?

2291
01:38:28,060 --> 01:38:30,620
Did he have a ceramic pan?

2292
01:38:31,960 --> 01:38:34,080
Did he even have a pan at all?

2293
01:38:36,320 --> 01:38:37,880
Did he know about Japan?

2294
01:38:39,140 --> 01:38:39,960
The country?

2295
01:38:40,860 --> 01:38:42,480
Had Japan been invented then?

2296
01:38:42,720 --> 01:38:46,280
I mean had the world woken up to Japan at that stage?

2297
01:38:46,400 --> 01:38:49,020
I mean obviously people had told tales about it but.

2298
01:38:49,780 --> 01:38:54,140
So there's a lot of myth going around in Chopin's world and Chopin's era.

2299
01:38:56,540 --> 01:39:00,460
Because of the lack of fast lightning, fast communication.

2300
01:39:01,300 --> 01:39:04,960
Provided by the telegraph.

2301
01:39:08,820 --> 01:39:14,140
You know I'd say you could get away with a lot of lies and fibs back in the day.

2302
01:39:14,680 --> 01:39:19,660
Just go over to the next village and say I am the son of God.

2303
01:39:20,440 --> 01:39:23,300
There's a good chance that some people could actually believe you.

2304
01:39:24,780 --> 01:39:29,240
Show me a good time is what the audience probably shouted at Chopin.

2305
01:39:29,240 --> 01:39:33,380
Which spurred him on you know maybe in the early days he was not great Chopin.

2306
01:39:33,480 --> 01:39:37,440
He was a bit of a show off but he had nothing to really.

2307
01:39:37,600 --> 01:39:38,740
He didn't have the goods you know.

2308
01:39:39,800 --> 01:39:42,840
And people like show us a good time.

2309
01:39:43,860 --> 01:39:46,020
Chopin show me a good time.

2310
01:39:46,580 --> 01:39:50,960
And that made him go back and he woodshedded for years I heard.

2311
01:39:51,580 --> 01:39:52,680
Went home in a huff.

2312
01:39:53,740 --> 01:39:54,860
Started woodshedding.

2313
01:39:55,200 --> 01:39:55,920
On the piano.

2314
01:39:56,320 --> 01:39:57,080
On the Joanna.

2315
01:39:57,440 --> 01:39:58,680
Day in day out.

2316
01:39:59,200 --> 01:40:01,260
Lost all contact with friends and relatives.

2317
01:40:02,140 --> 01:40:04,300
Became an island man.

2318
01:40:07,240 --> 01:40:15,080
And you know his society's loss was music and arts game.

2319
01:40:17,040 --> 01:40:18,040
Chopin's air fryer.

2320
01:40:18,120 --> 01:40:18,840
Thank you very much.

2321
01:40:21,040 --> 01:40:23,040
And that's the best lap for me yet.

2322
01:40:23,440 --> 01:40:26,200
And we could if we keep to our.

2323
01:40:27,580 --> 01:40:28,940
Rota or schedule.

2324
01:40:31,420 --> 01:40:32,400
Make podium.

2325
01:40:33,220 --> 01:40:33,800
I'm not gonna.

2326
01:40:34,680 --> 01:40:36,200
I'm not gonna promise anything here.

2327
01:40:36,280 --> 01:40:37,560
But we've got a little fella.

2328
01:40:37,900 --> 01:40:39,080
The Barry Beauvoir.

2329
01:40:39,580 --> 01:40:40,860
Up ahead in the red.

2330
01:40:42,580 --> 01:40:43,900
Do you know what it is lads.

2331
01:40:44,080 --> 01:40:45,660
It's the reverse Alsace.

2332
01:40:45,840 --> 01:40:47,000
I'm not used to it.

2333
01:40:47,160 --> 01:40:48,120
Haven't done it before.

2334
01:40:48,740 --> 01:40:50,180
And my head's up my arse.

2335
01:40:50,560 --> 01:40:52,040
If it was the normal way around.

2336
01:40:52,140 --> 01:40:53,300
If it was actual.

2337
01:40:53,620 --> 01:40:54,820
Pure Alsace.

2338
01:40:55,280 --> 01:40:55,640
Magic.

2339
01:40:56,280 --> 01:40:57,920
I'd be murdering the competition.

2340
01:40:59,720 --> 01:41:01,080
It would be blue murder.

2341
01:41:02,560 --> 01:41:03,920
I'm not one for excuses.

2342
01:41:09,060 --> 01:41:10,520
But it's a reverse track.

2343
01:41:10,920 --> 01:41:12,340
I mean what do you expect?

2344
01:41:13,280 --> 01:41:14,960
That's another nice little lap time.

2345
01:41:16,440 --> 01:41:16,840
Lapetismo.

2346
01:41:19,440 --> 01:41:20,640
And look at the night.

2347
01:41:20,940 --> 01:41:21,660
Drawing in here.

2348
01:41:21,740 --> 01:41:22,740
In the Alsace region.

2349
01:41:29,840 --> 01:41:30,240
Beauvoir.

2350
01:41:32,240 --> 01:41:33,900
Your time is up.

2351
01:41:34,440 --> 01:41:35,100
See you later.

2352
01:41:36,180 --> 01:41:37,840
Make room for the Kanzinator.

2353
01:41:38,800 --> 01:41:39,860
See you later Beauvoir.

2354
01:41:40,660 --> 01:41:41,560
Little fist shake.

2355
01:41:41,640 --> 01:41:42,440
I hope you saw it.

2356
01:41:43,340 --> 01:41:45,380
Hope you looked at the passenger side there.

2357
01:41:46,000 --> 01:41:46,740
To see that.

2358
01:41:47,560 --> 01:41:49,940
We need to really make sure we're down to second here.

2359
01:41:50,280 --> 01:41:52,540
And we're not going to go arse over tit.

2360
01:41:55,120 --> 01:41:56,080
Arse into pit.

2361
01:41:57,020 --> 01:41:58,940
We don't want Beauvoir getting a looking either.

2362
01:42:00,400 --> 01:42:01,140
Another third.

2363
01:42:01,300 --> 01:42:02,120
That's not bad.

2364
01:42:02,520 --> 01:42:03,900
As we said before.

2365
01:42:03,900 --> 01:42:09,820
The guys at the GT Cafe want nothing less than podium.

2366
01:42:10,820 --> 01:42:11,660
And so far.

2367
01:42:12,020 --> 01:42:13,260
That's what I'm delivering.

2368
01:42:13,860 --> 01:42:15,160
Chopin au chocolat.

2369
01:42:15,260 --> 01:42:16,780
I think we're going to lose the Chopin.

2370
01:42:16,900 --> 01:42:17,500
I mean.

2371
01:42:18,500 --> 01:42:19,680
It was a nice touch.

2372
01:42:19,760 --> 01:42:23,860
Where he hasn't really brought the vibes to an amazing level.

2373
01:42:23,960 --> 01:42:24,580
Which I thought.

2374
01:42:24,720 --> 01:42:25,900
It's kind of a haggis.

2375
01:42:26,680 --> 01:42:28,060
It's turned into a fucking haggis.

2376
01:42:29,160 --> 01:42:30,440
The whole enterprise.

2377
01:42:33,240 --> 01:42:35,620
That's a lovely riffage.

2378
01:42:43,620 --> 01:42:44,240
Potty Bob.

2379
01:42:46,040 --> 01:42:47,720
Thank you very much Potty Bob.

2380
01:42:47,840 --> 01:42:50,060
Flying to Zurich in December for the birthday.

2381
01:42:51,080 --> 01:42:53,980
Any recommendations in the greater Swiss area.

2382
01:42:54,100 --> 01:42:55,440
Apart from the Eiger of course.

2383
01:42:56,440 --> 01:42:57,560
That whole region.

2384
01:42:57,680 --> 01:42:58,580
The Jungfrau.

2385
01:42:59,180 --> 01:43:00,900
And Laughter Browning.

2386
01:43:01,360 --> 01:43:02,300
The Laughter Valley.

2387
01:43:04,120 --> 01:43:05,240
But definitely.

2388
01:43:06,020 --> 01:43:06,820
Interlaken.

2389
01:43:08,800 --> 01:43:09,640
Interlaken.

2390
01:43:10,020 --> 01:43:10,860
Grindelwald.

2391
01:43:12,840 --> 01:43:13,640
Murren.

2392
01:43:15,800 --> 01:43:17,020
See some of that scenery.

2393
01:43:18,000 --> 01:43:19,100
Smell some of that air.

2394
01:43:19,460 --> 01:43:20,400
You're going in December.

2395
01:43:20,500 --> 01:43:21,760
It's going to be pure.

2396
01:43:22,180 --> 01:43:22,660
Pure.

2397
01:43:23,640 --> 01:43:24,120
Snow.

2398
01:43:24,860 --> 01:43:25,180
So.

2399
01:43:26,440 --> 01:43:27,820
That's going to be hard to traverse.

2400
01:43:29,100 --> 01:43:29,940
But it's.

2401
01:43:30,240 --> 01:43:31,240
Going to be absolutely.

2402
01:43:32,400 --> 01:43:32,880
Stunning.

2403
01:43:33,760 --> 01:43:35,480
It's going to be an amazing trip.

2404
01:43:35,720 --> 01:43:37,320
You're going to love every moment of it.

2405
01:43:37,820 --> 01:43:39,140
Savor it for all it is.

2406
01:43:41,580 --> 01:43:42,140
Shock it.

2407
01:43:42,400 --> 01:43:43,580
Or shock it to me baby.

2408
01:43:43,700 --> 01:43:44,480
Thank you very much there.

2409
01:43:45,560 --> 01:43:46,560
And.

2410
01:43:46,560 --> 01:43:46,560
And.

2411
01:43:46,560 --> 01:43:48,320
Where else.

2412
01:43:48,400 --> 01:43:48,860
I mean if you're.

2413
01:43:48,860 --> 01:43:49,380
If you're going to.

2414
01:43:50,160 --> 01:43:51,080
Go Zurich.

2415
01:43:51,260 --> 01:43:52,880
How far is that from Bern.

2416
01:43:53,740 --> 01:43:54,040
I mean.

2417
01:43:54,240 --> 01:43:55,360
The Bernese Alps.

2418
01:43:55,620 --> 01:43:56,780
Is my favorite.

2419
01:43:57,200 --> 01:43:58,660
Personal favorite region.

2420
01:43:59,660 --> 01:44:02,460
Which encompasses the Eiger itself as well.

2421
01:44:02,560 --> 01:44:04,080
And a few other peaks.

2422
01:44:04,260 --> 01:44:04,860
And pieces.

2423
01:44:05,340 --> 01:44:05,980
All of them.

2424
01:44:07,260 --> 01:44:08,560
Impressive in their stature.

2425
01:44:08,720 --> 01:44:09,100
Size.

2426
01:44:09,200 --> 01:44:09,840
And formation.

2427
01:44:10,840 --> 01:44:11,240
But.

2428
01:44:11,240 --> 01:44:12,940
What I can say is.

2429
01:44:13,520 --> 01:44:14,880
If you've got the time.

2430
01:44:15,160 --> 01:44:15,940
The wherewithal.

2431
01:44:16,100 --> 01:44:17,740
And the means to make it to Bern.

2432
01:44:18,740 --> 01:44:20,900
You're not too far there from Interlaken.

2433
01:44:21,780 --> 01:44:22,660
Which is.

2434
01:44:23,080 --> 01:44:23,520
Beautiful.

2435
01:44:23,780 --> 01:44:24,340
As well.

2436
01:44:25,340 --> 01:44:26,860
So really just those.

2437
01:44:27,060 --> 01:44:27,880
Those areas.

2438
01:44:28,920 --> 01:44:29,080
But.

2439
01:44:29,300 --> 01:44:29,620
Look.

2440
01:44:30,720 --> 01:44:32,220
Just enjoy it for what it is.

2441
01:44:32,280 --> 01:44:32,440
Yeah.

2442
01:44:33,020 --> 01:44:33,600
Go there.

2443
01:44:34,060 --> 01:44:35,800
Don't kill yourself trying to get to.

2444
01:44:36,020 --> 01:44:37,080
This that and the other places.

2445
01:44:37,160 --> 01:44:38,220
Nothing worse than.

2446
01:44:38,680 --> 01:44:39,520
Going away.

2447
01:44:40,520 --> 01:44:41,180
And you know.

2448
01:44:41,280 --> 01:44:43,140
Having too much of a packed itinerary.

2449
01:44:43,300 --> 01:44:44,600
In December as well.

2450
01:44:45,300 --> 01:44:46,480
You'll have your skis with you.

2451
01:44:46,560 --> 01:44:47,000
I imagine.

2452
01:44:48,840 --> 01:44:49,320
So.

2453
01:44:49,540 --> 01:44:49,700
I mean.

2454
01:44:51,580 --> 01:44:53,160
Don't be going off piste.

2455
01:44:54,320 --> 01:44:56,400
And be careful if you're on the piss.

2456
01:44:56,880 --> 01:44:58,580
Whilst on piste as well.

2457
01:44:59,480 --> 01:45:01,460
Things can get a little bit hectic out there.

2458
01:45:01,960 --> 01:45:03,020
And the slipping and the sliding.

2459
01:45:03,440 --> 01:45:05,300
So you're wearing your beer coat.

2460
01:45:06,480 --> 01:45:07,660
You start to think that you're.

2461
01:45:08,740 --> 01:45:09,560
Hot enough.

2462
01:45:09,800 --> 01:45:10,600
And you know.

2463
01:45:10,700 --> 01:45:11,340
Everything's grand.

2464
01:45:11,440 --> 01:45:12,660
But you could actually freeze.

2465
01:45:12,900 --> 01:45:13,800
Your bollocks off.

2466
01:45:14,180 --> 01:45:15,100
Or worse.

2467
01:45:16,000 --> 01:45:17,580
Don't want to become a popsicle out there.

2468
01:45:17,640 --> 01:45:18,080
In Switzerland.

2469
01:45:20,020 --> 01:45:21,000
It's not great.

2470
01:45:21,840 --> 01:45:23,020
Happened to someone I know.

2471
01:45:28,140 --> 01:45:29,340
Bit of shock and pop.

2472
01:45:29,340 --> 01:45:59,320
We'll be right back.

2473
01:45:59,320 --> 01:46:29,300
We'll be right back.

2474
01:46:29,300 --> 01:46:59,280
We'll be right back.

2475
01:46:59,280 --> 01:47:00,880
There's too many places to mention.

2476
01:47:01,400 --> 01:47:03,500
It's like a theme park.

2477
01:47:04,780 --> 01:47:05,780
So enjoy that.

2478
01:47:06,060 --> 01:47:07,400
And again, take care.

2479
01:47:07,760 --> 01:47:08,500
These stag dudes.

2480
01:47:08,620 --> 01:47:11,560
You hear about a lot of people going fucking mental on these stags.

2481
01:47:12,500 --> 01:47:14,240
Take care and look after each other.

2482
01:47:14,780 --> 01:47:16,280
Belgian Chocoholic247.

2483
01:47:16,900 --> 01:47:17,820
Thanks very much, buddy.

2484
01:47:21,820 --> 01:47:25,380
So there's more Curliss Wurliss in the teeth.

2485
01:47:25,460 --> 01:47:30,400
I like the ambient sound of the paddock at the Petit Cordeaux.

2486
01:47:32,060 --> 01:47:39,580
You can hear the hullabaloo, the hoi polloi, the comings and goings, the trappings of race day.

2487
01:47:40,340 --> 01:47:49,940
People there eating hot dogs, lanyard passes, race girls, Eddie Jordanian cream pipe special.

2488
01:47:52,840 --> 01:47:54,460
The Beauvoir beast.

2489
01:47:56,320 --> 01:47:57,080
Helmets.

2490
01:47:58,620 --> 01:47:59,660
Racing gloves.

2491
01:48:00,820 --> 01:48:01,500
Rich men.

2492
01:48:02,440 --> 01:48:03,260
Lots of rich men.

2493
01:48:03,380 --> 01:48:04,020
Playboys.

2494
01:48:08,720 --> 01:48:14,540
The smell of race fuel in the morning or the afternoon.

2495
01:48:15,100 --> 01:48:16,440
I mean, but we do get there early.

2496
01:48:16,640 --> 01:48:21,420
If we're in for a fucking three course meal of a day, we're there at 7.30.

2497
01:48:21,920 --> 01:48:25,700
Load out 7.30 into your pit room.

2498
01:48:27,000 --> 01:48:28,180
Bit of fucking meditation.

2499
01:48:28,460 --> 01:48:29,400
Mind meditation.

2500
01:48:30,400 --> 01:48:31,880
Before I get the clothes on.

2501
01:48:32,940 --> 01:48:34,380
The racing clothes, that is.

2502
01:48:34,520 --> 01:48:37,040
I'm still in my civvies at the time.

2503
01:48:37,400 --> 01:48:39,840
I didn't mean I actually did the meditation naked.

2504
01:48:39,980 --> 01:48:42,080
That's not how I roll.

2505
01:48:43,540 --> 01:48:44,980
There's people around as well.

2506
01:48:45,100 --> 01:48:46,000
You'd be arrested.

2507
01:48:46,400 --> 01:48:49,180
The gendarmerie would be drafted in.

2508
01:48:49,600 --> 01:48:52,420
And then you'd be up in fucking Alsace Court.

2509
01:48:52,660 --> 01:48:54,320
Talking to a fucking regional judge.

2510
01:48:56,400 --> 01:48:57,280
Getting deported.

2511
01:48:58,480 --> 01:49:03,120
But after the meditation, straight down into the race.

2512
01:49:03,560 --> 01:49:04,080
Sweats.

2513
01:49:06,080 --> 01:49:07,240
Whack the helmet on.

2514
01:49:07,480 --> 01:49:10,560
Even though it's still going to be another 20 minutes until I race.

2515
01:49:10,620 --> 01:49:14,820
I like to just walk around the pavilion with the helmet on.

2516
01:49:15,780 --> 01:49:18,040
And I have like a few finger food.

2517
01:49:18,940 --> 01:49:19,900
Bits and pieces.

2518
01:49:20,260 --> 01:49:20,740
Volavance.

2519
01:49:21,660 --> 01:49:22,140
Chips.

2520
01:49:22,420 --> 01:49:23,060
This, that and the other.

2521
01:49:24,200 --> 01:49:25,100
Open the helmet.

2522
01:49:25,200 --> 01:49:25,460
Hatch.

2523
01:49:25,720 --> 01:49:26,780
Straight into the gob.

2524
01:49:27,540 --> 01:49:28,400
Hatch down.

2525
01:49:28,400 --> 01:49:30,140
Don't want to talk to anyone.

2526
01:49:30,280 --> 01:49:31,360
I want to keep in the zone.

2527
01:49:31,460 --> 01:49:33,020
But I do want finger food.

2528
01:49:33,800 --> 01:49:34,300
Tam Fam.

2529
01:49:34,420 --> 01:49:35,260
Thank you very much.

2530
01:49:36,000 --> 01:49:36,840
Burn me a new one.

2531
01:49:36,900 --> 01:49:37,540
Thank you very much.

2532
01:49:37,700 --> 01:49:38,040
Deals.

2533
01:49:38,160 --> 01:49:41,340
Have some decent dental floss harp picks.

2534
01:49:41,560 --> 01:49:45,960
Which are great for cleaning leftover candy out the mouth bones.

2535
01:49:46,120 --> 01:49:49,960
Yeah, I actually have some of those yokes there.

2536
01:49:50,000 --> 01:49:51,640
Where did I get them the other day?

2537
01:49:51,640 --> 01:49:53,720
It wasn't deals.

2538
01:49:54,620 --> 01:49:56,580
I think it was a better value.

2539
01:49:58,180 --> 01:49:58,900
But where was I?

2540
01:49:59,000 --> 01:50:02,940
Oh yeah, I pre-raced strat involves finger food through the helmet.

2541
01:50:04,080 --> 01:50:05,400
Helmet hatch down.

2542
01:50:06,520 --> 01:50:08,400
Chat to the Jordanian screamer.

2543
01:50:08,400 --> 01:50:11,240
Get sat in the seat.

2544
01:50:11,980 --> 01:50:13,600
Ask them to deliver the wheel.

2545
01:50:14,080 --> 01:50:14,740
Plug in.

2546
01:50:16,420 --> 01:50:17,180
Earphones in.

2547
01:50:17,240 --> 01:50:18,200
Thanks very much, Jackie.

2548
01:50:19,060 --> 01:50:20,700
And then say a quick prayer.

2549
01:50:21,360 --> 01:50:23,940
Not to any prescribed god.

2550
01:50:24,200 --> 01:50:25,400
But to just...

2551
01:50:26,120 --> 01:50:27,860
The universe.

2552
01:50:29,200 --> 01:50:30,880
I say a few thank yous.

2553
01:50:31,900 --> 01:50:33,260
And I thank myself as well.

2554
01:50:33,320 --> 01:50:34,360
You need to be kind to yourself.

2555
01:50:34,520 --> 01:50:39,720
I don't think enough people realize that the potential comes from within.

2556
01:50:40,520 --> 01:50:43,700
The delivery needs to be projected outwards.

2557
01:50:44,580 --> 01:50:48,140
One of the ways in which you could do that, through meditation of course.

2558
01:50:49,060 --> 01:50:55,240
But praying to an all-encompassing possible god.

2559
01:50:55,900 --> 01:50:58,120
Stroke maybe not a god.

2560
01:50:58,780 --> 01:51:00,360
But just something.

2561
01:51:00,800 --> 01:51:02,180
We know that something is there.

2562
01:51:02,800 --> 01:51:08,100
PhD student finds something in Mexico jungle.

2563
01:51:08,300 --> 01:51:09,240
A lost city.

2564
01:51:09,660 --> 01:51:12,160
This is just fresh off the press news.

2565
01:51:12,240 --> 01:51:13,180
23 hours ago.

2566
01:51:13,480 --> 01:51:14,540
A brand new city.

2567
01:51:15,200 --> 01:51:17,520
This is like me discovering the fucking bagugus.

2568
01:51:18,140 --> 01:51:18,960
Last year.

2569
01:51:19,340 --> 01:51:21,060
This is in Mexico though.

2570
01:51:21,220 --> 01:51:25,740
A Mayan city has been discovered centuries after it disappeared under jungle.

2571
01:51:25,740 --> 01:51:26,460
Canapé.

2572
01:51:27,420 --> 01:51:28,380
In Mexico.

2573
01:51:28,680 --> 01:51:30,160
I'm going to have to get over there.

2574
01:51:31,260 --> 01:51:34,340
I'm going to have to get over there tomorrow I think.

2575
01:51:34,980 --> 01:51:37,700
And the drone unfortunately doesn't do that distance.

2576
01:51:37,820 --> 01:51:39,380
We're going to have to take a Learjet.

2577
01:51:40,040 --> 01:51:40,940
Which is fine.

2578
01:51:41,820 --> 01:51:44,360
I'll just give my friend a ring at Weston.

2579
01:51:44,700 --> 01:51:47,000
And we can actually drone from town.

2580
01:51:48,200 --> 01:51:52,840
from our new coffee base in town where we're going to base our operation.

2581
01:51:53,260 --> 01:51:55,540
Which is just in Dublin too.

2582
01:51:56,440 --> 01:51:58,600
We can drone it out to Weston.

2583
01:51:58,840 --> 01:52:01,860
I might even bring the sage with me as well.

2584
01:52:02,260 --> 01:52:05,600
And see if the Mexicans want a taste of that action.

2585
01:52:06,140 --> 01:52:06,980
Carpet burn.

2586
01:52:07,100 --> 01:52:09,080
Thank you very much for the tip.

2587
01:52:10,040 --> 01:52:11,400
Let's have a look at this city lads.

2588
01:52:12,040 --> 01:52:14,040
We thought we'd show you what it might have looked like.

2589
01:52:14,040 --> 01:52:15,620
Let's turn down the paddock.

2590
01:52:17,760 --> 01:52:20,500
We thought we'd show you what it might have looked like.

2591
01:52:20,680 --> 01:52:22,060
Here in this virtual studio.

2592
01:52:22,760 --> 01:52:24,440
This is a Mayan pyramid temple.

2593
01:52:24,880 --> 01:52:26,940
Similar to the ones that would have been found in the city.

2594
01:52:27,340 --> 01:52:28,440
People worshipped here.

2595
01:52:28,980 --> 01:52:33,400
Why are they not showing us the photographs of the city?

2596
01:52:33,500 --> 01:52:36,620
Why are they giving us a green screen and a graphic mock-up?

2597
01:52:37,220 --> 01:52:39,560
I mean, I don't believe them, you know.

2598
01:52:39,880 --> 01:52:44,140
I'm going to have to search elsewhere on the web for legitimate pictures here.

2599
01:52:44,140 --> 01:52:45,440
And even buried the dead.

2600
01:52:46,140 --> 01:52:51,900
In total, the team found almost 7,000 buildings in an area of the jungle about the size of Edinburgh.

2601
01:52:52,960 --> 01:52:55,720
About the size of Edinburgh.

2602
01:52:55,880 --> 01:52:59,420
And we were just mentioning Edinburgh right there.

2603
01:53:00,020 --> 01:53:01,560
Ancient mammalians.

2604
01:53:01,700 --> 01:53:02,380
Or mammalians.

2605
01:53:02,440 --> 01:53:03,180
Thank you very much.

2606
01:53:03,340 --> 01:53:07,500
A thousand people may have lived in this area at its peak in the 9th century.

2607
01:53:08,380 --> 01:53:16,320
Alongside houses, the archaeologists found evidence of amphitheatres, plazas, and even a sports field for an ancient ball game.

2608
01:53:17,040 --> 01:53:17,660
Imagine that.

2609
01:53:18,100 --> 01:53:20,300
Ancient Mayan sports games.

2610
01:53:22,800 --> 01:53:23,900
Unbelievable stuff.

2611
01:53:23,900 --> 01:53:30,320
I'd say there'd be some death and sacrifices involved in that, you know.

2612
01:53:32,080 --> 01:53:37,660
Maybe gladiatorial battles between Aztec warriors.

2613
01:53:38,520 --> 01:53:39,760
Fully charged.

2614
01:53:40,380 --> 01:53:42,600
Chewing coca leaves, no less.

2615
01:53:42,940 --> 01:53:43,640
No doubt.

2616
01:53:44,320 --> 01:53:45,320
Faces painted.

2617
01:53:46,880 --> 01:53:47,520
Bollock naked.

2618
01:53:48,640 --> 01:53:49,660
Terrifying stuff.

2619
01:53:49,660 --> 01:53:54,340
Damn ball court.

2620
01:53:54,720 --> 01:53:55,440
Valeriana.

2621
01:53:55,680 --> 01:53:56,160
Houses.

2622
01:53:56,360 --> 01:53:56,780
Terraces.

2623
01:53:57,060 --> 01:53:57,440
Houses.

2624
01:53:58,440 --> 01:54:00,020
We've got a location here.

2625
01:54:03,200 --> 01:54:04,360
In total.

2626
01:54:04,360 --> 01:54:06,660
Mr. Owl Thomas.

2627
01:54:07,260 --> 01:54:09,700
And Professor Canuto.

2628
01:54:10,340 --> 01:54:14,600
Surveyed three different sites in the jungle.

2629
01:54:15,520 --> 01:54:20,380
They found 6,764 buildings of various sizes.

2630
01:54:23,980 --> 01:54:26,240
I want to hear more about this guy.

2631
01:54:26,240 --> 01:54:28,080
Mr. Owl Thomas.

2632
01:54:30,380 --> 01:54:34,680
Just go back here and get the skinny on Owl Thomas here.

2633
01:54:35,600 --> 01:54:36,680
Mr. Owl Thomas.

2634
01:54:37,060 --> 01:54:38,080
Mr. Owl Thomas.

2635
01:54:39,060 --> 01:54:40,620
Luke Owl Thomas.

2636
01:54:41,040 --> 01:54:41,800
What a name.

2637
01:54:42,620 --> 01:54:47,460
It's more intriguing to me than the discovery of an ancient civilization.

2638
01:54:48,660 --> 01:54:51,780
Search internet for Owl Thomas.

2639
01:54:57,040 --> 01:54:58,580
No picture of him there.

2640
01:55:05,360 --> 01:55:09,080
I suppose he probably shies away from the limelight.

2641
01:55:09,080 --> 01:55:11,400
He lets his work do the talking there.

2642
01:55:11,560 --> 01:55:11,680
You know.

2643
01:55:12,700 --> 01:55:13,900
He doesn't.

2644
01:55:15,480 --> 01:55:17,520
He doesn't play ball for the cameras.

2645
01:55:17,680 --> 01:55:18,480
His old Thomas.

2646
01:55:19,460 --> 01:55:20,180
Fair play to him.

2647
01:55:22,660 --> 01:55:24,560
Let's just get back to this situation here.

2648
01:55:24,600 --> 01:55:24,740
Sorry.

2649
01:55:24,860 --> 01:55:26,480
We do get sidetracked.

2650
01:55:27,400 --> 01:55:28,220
Very often.

2651
01:55:28,560 --> 01:55:29,320
Too often.

2652
01:55:30,180 --> 01:55:30,840
At the moment.

2653
01:55:31,080 --> 01:55:32,100
After two races.

2654
01:55:33,060 --> 01:55:33,560
Where's the.

2655
01:55:33,700 --> 01:55:35,100
What's the standards there?

2656
01:55:35,160 --> 01:55:35,320
I mean.

2657
01:55:35,360 --> 01:55:35,840
I've just.

2658
01:55:36,440 --> 01:55:37,280
Gone back.

2659
01:55:38,500 --> 01:55:40,580
I think I'm overall in third.

2660
01:55:41,280 --> 01:55:42,840
And really need to.

2661
01:55:44,580 --> 01:55:45,420
Podium again.

2662
01:55:45,560 --> 01:55:46,380
If I'm to finish.

2663
01:55:46,960 --> 01:55:48,440
Third in the final race.

2664
01:55:49,300 --> 01:55:50,300
That was.

2665
01:55:50,420 --> 01:55:51,240
All two races.

2666
01:55:51,420 --> 01:55:52,400
You were third.

2667
01:55:53,520 --> 01:55:53,920
Overall.

2668
01:55:54,180 --> 01:55:55,840
That's 12,000 credits.

2669
01:55:56,620 --> 01:55:57,580
A gift car.

2670
01:55:57,840 --> 01:55:58,700
A couple of Chevys.

2671
01:55:58,840 --> 01:56:00,460
And a Ford Mustang Mach.

2672
01:56:01,380 --> 01:56:03,340
And now we've got some sort of card game.

2673
01:56:04,300 --> 01:56:05,680
We win one of these.

2674
01:56:05,680 --> 01:56:06,160
I get you.

2675
01:56:06,160 --> 01:56:06,600
I get you.

2676
01:56:06,720 --> 01:56:06,720
I get you.

2677
01:56:06,720 --> 01:56:06,880
I get you.

2678
01:56:06,880 --> 01:56:07,920
This is a new situation.

2679
01:56:08,060 --> 01:56:08,440
I've never.

2680
01:56:08,760 --> 01:56:09,540
Done this before.

2681
01:56:09,640 --> 01:56:10,480
Where you choose a card.

2682
01:56:10,740 --> 01:56:11,560
That's great news.

2683
01:56:11,640 --> 01:56:14,040
We've got ourselves a Camaro Z2869.

2684
01:56:14,040 --> 01:56:14,920
It's a real.

2685
01:56:16,180 --> 01:56:16,980
Muscle car.

2686
01:56:18,860 --> 01:56:20,200
And that's beautiful stuff.

2687
01:56:23,280 --> 01:56:24,800
Straight back to Ed.

2688
01:56:24,980 --> 01:56:25,720
In the cafe.

2689
01:56:26,580 --> 01:56:27,720
Have a look at his head.

2690
01:56:28,360 --> 01:56:29,700
See if Sarah's there as well.

2691
01:56:29,780 --> 01:56:31,100
Maybe she has something to say.

2692
01:56:31,480 --> 01:56:32,760
About that resounding.

2693
01:56:33,280 --> 01:56:34,680
And resplendent victory.

2694
01:56:42,680 --> 01:56:44,300
Let's have a quick look at the Reap.

2695
01:57:08,560 --> 01:57:10,920
No soundtrack on this.

2696
01:57:10,920 --> 01:57:15,140
I wonder if can you actually put tunes on during this.

2697
01:57:18,580 --> 01:57:19,580
No race.

2698
01:57:19,780 --> 01:57:20,380
BGM.

2699
01:57:20,540 --> 01:57:21,220
Hide replay.

2700
01:57:21,700 --> 01:57:22,760
Replay options.

2701
01:57:24,320 --> 01:57:25,620
Replay loop off.

2702
01:57:26,120 --> 01:57:27,120
No you can't.

2703
01:57:30,020 --> 01:57:31,880
Might have to Chopin it up again.

2704
01:57:31,980 --> 01:57:32,640
No we can't.

2705
01:57:32,780 --> 01:57:34,040
I got rid of the tab.

2706
01:57:34,540 --> 01:57:38,320
I closed the Chopin tab.

2707
01:57:38,320 --> 01:57:42,420
He wasn't delivering.

2708
01:57:42,680 --> 01:57:43,380
He had to go.

2709
01:57:45,060 --> 01:57:46,140
Chopin had to go.

2710
01:57:46,140 --> 01:57:46,500
No.

2711
01:57:50,260 --> 01:57:51,200
No tunes.

2712
01:57:52,040 --> 01:57:52,780
No deal.

2713
01:57:53,980 --> 01:58:04,640
Let's get ourselves back to the cafe.

2714
01:58:05,140 --> 01:58:06,280
Regroup, restructure.

2715
01:58:07,360 --> 01:58:08,820
Think about what we're going to do next.

2716
01:58:09,080 --> 01:58:10,480
How we're going to approach it as well.

2717
01:58:11,660 --> 01:58:12,540
We did well.

2718
01:58:12,600 --> 01:58:13,380
It was a good session.

2719
01:58:13,380 --> 01:58:15,020
We could do a lot better.

2720
01:58:16,360 --> 01:58:17,900
I fully believe that.

2721
01:58:22,200 --> 01:58:25,640
Any bagugu music would love to experience that culture.

2722
01:58:25,780 --> 01:58:27,420
I'm not going to...

2723
01:58:27,420 --> 01:58:31,420
I wouldn't say desecrate, but I don't want to...

2724
01:58:31,420 --> 01:58:35,200
What they have out there is their own.

2725
01:58:35,480 --> 01:58:38,720
And their gift to me and the world was their beans.

2726
01:58:39,160 --> 01:58:40,540
They relinquished the beans.

2727
01:58:41,220 --> 01:58:42,080
And that's that.

2728
01:58:42,080 --> 01:58:44,860
They don't want to impart any more of their own culture.

2729
01:58:45,020 --> 01:58:49,140
Because they see the outside world and the modern world.

2730
01:58:49,380 --> 01:58:55,060
The technocratic, post-industrialized hellscape.

2731
01:58:55,680 --> 01:58:56,800
As just that.

2732
01:58:57,760 --> 01:59:00,720
Something which isn't for them, you know.

2733
01:59:01,300 --> 01:59:02,800
They've stayed true to their roots.

2734
01:59:03,320 --> 01:59:04,240
True to their beans.

2735
01:59:05,160 --> 01:59:06,300
They're people of the soil.

2736
01:59:07,960 --> 01:59:10,620
They're closer to the earth than you or I.

2737
01:59:10,960 --> 01:59:12,580
And that's where they wish to remain.

2738
01:59:13,860 --> 01:59:17,780
They believe that when they looked at their photographs of themselves.

2739
01:59:17,880 --> 01:59:20,680
When I was showing them on the iPhone 15 Pro Max.

2740
01:59:22,120 --> 01:59:25,200
They felt beleaguered.

2741
01:59:26,180 --> 01:59:27,420
Some of them felt beleaguered.

2742
01:59:29,000 --> 01:59:29,440
Scared.

2743
01:59:30,120 --> 01:59:30,600
Confused.

2744
01:59:33,300 --> 01:59:36,800
Our interpreter said that they thought that their souls had been captured.

2745
01:59:37,520 --> 01:59:40,520
And it made me feel bad, you know.

2746
01:59:41,860 --> 01:59:45,720
Made me feel like I'd invaded their world.

2747
01:59:46,960 --> 01:59:50,580
Check out that 1997 pioneer of the full-size minivan.

2748
01:59:51,980 --> 01:59:53,560
Beautiful piece of work there.

2749
01:59:54,420 --> 01:59:56,340
Don't know why they're hooked on 1997 here.

2750
01:59:56,480 --> 01:59:57,840
The first Mars rover.

2751
01:59:58,120 --> 01:59:58,900
The Pathfinder.

2752
01:59:59,960 --> 02:00:02,060
Released on the Sojourner rover too.

2753
02:00:02,400 --> 02:00:03,160
Great project.

2754
02:00:03,320 --> 02:00:05,000
I was a part of the project.

2755
02:00:06,340 --> 02:00:11,180
And, you know, Musk is doing his own little bit of Meridian business at the moment.

2756
02:00:12,100 --> 02:00:12,920
NASA's behind.

2757
02:00:13,540 --> 02:00:14,880
And NASA needs to catch up.

2758
02:00:15,120 --> 02:00:18,060
In fact, NASA and Musk need to link forces.

2759
02:00:18,400 --> 02:00:19,320
Maybe they already are.

2760
02:00:20,520 --> 02:00:21,840
1997 was a great year.

2761
02:00:22,140 --> 02:00:23,200
And that's a great car.

2762
02:00:23,360 --> 02:00:24,160
The Jaguar.

2763
02:00:24,760 --> 02:00:25,920
Lovely livery on it.

2764
02:00:26,820 --> 02:00:28,480
Look at the lighting on the photo there.

2765
02:00:28,780 --> 02:00:29,160
Perfect.

2766
02:00:29,160 --> 02:00:29,280
Perfect.

2767
02:00:29,280 --> 02:00:43,680
I was actually ordering in the Starlink last night.

2768
02:00:44,200 --> 02:00:46,460
And I gave Musk a ring.

2769
02:00:48,120 --> 02:00:49,960
Because I have him on the hotline.

2770
02:00:50,320 --> 02:00:52,940
And I didn't want to go through customer service.

2771
02:00:52,940 --> 02:00:59,080
But he said, Connor, it's no problem.

2772
02:01:00,040 --> 02:01:00,180
Just.

2773
02:01:01,820 --> 02:01:03,980
I'll be waiting on a batch of bagugus, yeah.

2774
02:01:04,760 --> 02:01:05,480
Don't need to think.

2775
02:01:05,540 --> 02:01:07,520
You don't need to pay for the Starlink.

2776
02:01:08,680 --> 02:01:10,940
Just get the bagugus over to me.

2777
02:01:11,140 --> 02:01:13,120
I said, you're a cheeky, cheeky dog.

2778
02:01:13,820 --> 02:01:14,120
Musk.

2779
02:01:15,640 --> 02:01:16,840
You're a cheeky dog.

2780
02:01:18,480 --> 02:01:21,840
And I just heard a bit of bang.

2781
02:01:22,240 --> 02:01:22,420
Like.

2782
02:01:27,320 --> 02:01:28,300
What's going on?

2783
02:01:28,300 --> 02:01:30,320
He put the video on.

2784
02:01:30,480 --> 02:01:32,240
And he was doing jumping jacks.

2785
02:01:32,800 --> 02:01:33,960
In the shape of X.

2786
02:01:34,780 --> 02:01:36,280
He did about 50 of them in a row.

2787
02:01:36,500 --> 02:01:36,620
Just.

2788
02:01:41,760 --> 02:01:42,480
I was like.

2789
02:01:45,880 --> 02:01:46,760
Crazy bastard.

2790
02:01:49,980 --> 02:01:51,060
You've gone and done it.

2791
02:01:53,260 --> 02:01:53,880
1914.

2792
02:01:53,880 --> 02:01:54,160
1914.

2793
02:01:54,840 --> 02:01:55,680
Dangerous year.

2794
02:01:55,880 --> 02:01:56,720
The German army.

2795
02:01:57,400 --> 02:01:58,920
The first battle of the Marne.

2796
02:01:59,920 --> 02:02:00,780
Wherever that was.

2797
02:02:00,840 --> 02:02:01,580
Probably France.

2798
02:02:02,360 --> 02:02:03,800
Famous set of Renaults.

2799
02:02:04,500 --> 02:02:08,460
And the Panama Canal opened in 1914 as well.

2800
02:02:10,540 --> 02:02:12,140
It was Panamanian Dreamers.

2801
02:02:12,860 --> 02:02:14,500
I actually do a lot of banking out there.

2802
02:02:15,440 --> 02:02:16,440
I mentioned it last week.

2803
02:02:16,540 --> 02:02:19,220
The World Rally Championship only began in 1973.

2804
02:02:19,800 --> 02:02:20,320
Would you believe?

2805
02:02:20,400 --> 02:02:20,980
Look at that.

2806
02:02:22,200 --> 02:02:22,600
Audi.

2807
02:02:23,160 --> 02:02:23,680
Quattro.

2808
02:02:27,120 --> 02:02:28,200
Architecturally stunning.

2809
02:02:28,420 --> 02:02:29,500
The Sydney Opera House.

2810
02:02:30,200 --> 02:02:31,540
If it was made today.

2811
02:02:31,680 --> 02:02:33,700
No doubt it would come under fire by someone.

2812
02:02:33,960 --> 02:02:35,860
Giving out about its radical shape.

2813
02:02:35,980 --> 02:02:36,140
But.

2814
02:02:36,280 --> 02:02:37,620
It stood the test of time.

2815
02:02:37,940 --> 02:02:38,740
And then some.

2816
02:02:39,640 --> 02:02:41,720
It's still going to look very futuristic.

2817
02:02:42,260 --> 02:02:43,640
In a hundred years time.

2818
02:02:44,220 --> 02:02:46,680
Not really a big fan of that sort of style myself.

2819
02:02:46,860 --> 02:02:47,960
You see a lot of that in London.

2820
02:02:48,400 --> 02:02:50,020
The Gherkin and all that kind of business.

2821
02:02:50,420 --> 02:02:51,660
Too much glass.

2822
02:02:52,800 --> 02:02:54,340
If you ask me.

2823
02:02:56,340 --> 02:02:57,300
As for the.

2824
02:02:57,300 --> 02:02:58,280
The Honda.

2825
02:03:01,960 --> 02:03:03,860
What more is there to say about the.

2826
02:03:04,080 --> 02:03:05,200
Was it an NSX?

2827
02:03:07,600 --> 02:03:08,420
Crazy car.

2828
02:03:09,120 --> 02:03:09,880
Crazy car.

2829
02:03:10,180 --> 02:03:12,600
Crazy car for doing 200 kilometers an hour.

2830
02:03:12,720 --> 02:03:14,040
Through a fucking Japanese.

2831
02:03:14,640 --> 02:03:15,920
Tokyo drift tunnel.

2832
02:03:17,860 --> 02:03:20,140
And Tokyo drift tunnel doesn't even exist.

2833
02:03:20,280 --> 02:03:21,000
But if it did.

2834
02:03:22,040 --> 02:03:23,420
You better believe I'd be in that.

2835
02:03:24,380 --> 02:03:25,180
Look at that.

2836
02:03:25,960 --> 02:03:27,720
Cockpit view of the fucking Chevy.

2837
02:03:28,160 --> 02:03:30,140
Going around the Tokyo Speedway.

2838
02:03:30,140 --> 02:03:33,320
Nasty stuff.

2839
02:03:34,260 --> 02:03:35,420
It's got his wipers on.

2840
02:03:35,440 --> 02:03:36,260
It's not even raining.

2841
02:03:38,000 --> 02:03:38,840
Pure machismo.

2842
02:03:41,180 --> 02:03:42,180
Pure machismo.

2843
02:03:45,220 --> 02:03:46,380
Camero Broseph.

2844
02:03:50,700 --> 02:03:51,600
Look at that.

2845
02:03:54,260 --> 02:03:56,040
It's got the Puma gloves on.

2846
02:03:57,680 --> 02:03:58,560
Great helmet.

2847
02:03:58,560 --> 02:04:07,320
Really nice stuff.

2848
02:04:12,420 --> 02:04:13,620
I think that might be the.

2849
02:04:13,760 --> 02:04:15,140
Is that the car we just won?

2850
02:04:16,560 --> 02:04:17,580
I don't think so.

2851
02:04:20,800 --> 02:04:21,900
Let's get back to Ed.

2852
02:04:23,500 --> 02:04:25,320
It's 20 past midnight.

2853
02:04:27,320 --> 02:04:29,160
The first hour unfortunately.

2854
02:04:30,580 --> 02:04:31,060
Luca.

2855
02:04:31,260 --> 02:04:32,900
How are you getting on bud?

2856
02:04:33,280 --> 02:04:34,820
We brought back the bronze.

2857
02:04:35,320 --> 02:04:37,360
You finished third in the Petit Côte de France.

2858
02:04:38,260 --> 02:04:38,760
Yes.

2859
02:04:39,060 --> 02:04:39,840
I did.

2860
02:04:40,080 --> 02:04:41,520
And that's the minimum.

2861
02:04:41,660 --> 02:04:42,360
The bare minimum.

2862
02:04:42,360 --> 02:04:45,000
That you asked for Luca.

2863
02:04:48,000 --> 02:04:49,300
The bare minimum bud.

2864
02:04:51,580 --> 02:04:53,640
Should now be able to access missions.

2865
02:04:55,060 --> 02:04:56,080
Visit missions.

2866
02:04:57,080 --> 02:04:58,120
To try your hand.

2867
02:04:58,120 --> 02:04:59,120
At various challenging.

2868
02:05:00,040 --> 02:05:02,280
And enjoyable race situations.

2869
02:05:03,280 --> 02:05:04,040
In fact.

2870
02:05:04,720 --> 02:05:07,460
Missions will be the theme of the next menu I've prepared for you.

2871
02:05:09,060 --> 02:05:10,760
I am excited about this menu.

2872
02:05:11,540 --> 02:05:12,620
I really am.

2873
02:05:14,860 --> 02:05:16,020
Do you take card.

2874
02:05:17,580 --> 02:05:21,580
And we've got a missions pavilion as well in our little Gran Turismo world.

2875
02:05:23,340 --> 02:05:24,640
Try your hand at a mission.

2876
02:05:27,320 --> 02:05:31,320
And we've got a new cue ball scenario.

2877
02:05:32,520 --> 02:05:33,940
Let's have a look at our collection first.

2878
02:05:38,140 --> 02:05:39,420
French hot hatches.

2879
02:05:39,660 --> 02:05:40,500
Collection complete.

2880
02:05:42,080 --> 02:05:45,480
No harm just showing you what we've got here in the back catalogue.

2881
02:05:45,680 --> 02:05:47,960
Japanese sports cars.

2882
02:05:53,080 --> 02:05:54,360
That's a lovely photo.

2883
02:05:54,680 --> 02:05:55,560
That was beautiful.

2884
02:05:55,700 --> 02:05:56,620
That was a great day.

2885
02:05:57,360 --> 02:06:00,220
I miss those times you know.

2886
02:06:01,180 --> 02:06:02,960
You don't realise how good it is.

2887
02:06:03,100 --> 02:06:03,680
Until you've.

2888
02:06:04,360 --> 02:06:05,480
You're looking back.

2889
02:06:06,820 --> 02:06:08,560
I remember there was a lot of stress that day.

2890
02:06:09,700 --> 02:06:11,200
But now looking back at the photograph.

2891
02:06:11,480 --> 02:06:13,780
I'm glad that we went all the way out there and got it you know.

2892
02:06:15,520 --> 02:06:16,260
Look at that.

2893
02:06:20,900 --> 02:06:21,300
Fantastic.

2894
02:06:23,860 --> 02:06:25,920
Are you familiar with the term hot hatch?

2895
02:06:30,320 --> 02:06:32,080
It refers to hatchback cars.

2896
02:06:32,220 --> 02:06:33,020
Powerful engine.

2897
02:06:33,220 --> 02:06:34,340
Sporty suspension.

2898
02:06:41,660 --> 02:06:44,220
Generally considered to be the first hot hatch.

2899
02:06:45,800 --> 02:06:49,000
Polo is a successor to the original GTI.

2900
02:06:49,000 --> 02:06:51,000
Fabio.

2901
02:06:59,360 --> 02:06:59,760
Fabio.

2902
02:07:00,800 --> 02:07:02,080
Great to see you bud.

2903
02:07:03,460 --> 02:07:04,380
Excuse me.

2904
02:07:04,940 --> 02:07:08,820
Are you the one who drove up in that Clio Renault sport?

2905
02:07:11,320 --> 02:07:11,800
Wait.

2906
02:07:12,040 --> 02:07:14,280
You're the former director of Pinifarina.

2907
02:07:16,040 --> 02:07:16,520
Yes.

2908
02:07:16,880 --> 02:07:19,280
My name is Fabio Filippini.

2909
02:07:20,080 --> 02:07:22,180
Very nice to make your acquaintance.

2910
02:07:22,440 --> 02:07:23,100
And please.

2911
02:07:23,480 --> 02:07:24,780
Call me Fabio.

2912
02:07:29,020 --> 02:07:31,140
We're very honoured to meet you Fabio.

2913
02:07:32,420 --> 02:07:33,220
Downloads.

2914
02:07:33,220 --> 02:07:54,760
You know Pinifarina right?

2915
02:07:54,760 --> 02:07:56,840
You know Pinifarina right?

2916
02:07:57,260 --> 02:07:57,660
Yes.

2917
02:07:57,660 --> 02:07:57,660
Of course.

2918
02:07:58,660 --> 02:07:59,400
Of course.

2919
02:07:59,980 --> 02:08:00,540
After all.

2920
02:08:00,700 --> 02:08:04,220
One of the most famous Carro Zeras in Italy.

2921
02:08:07,420 --> 02:08:08,580
Mr. Fabio.

2922
02:08:09,080 --> 02:08:11,160
Also worked at the Renault design.

2923
02:08:11,960 --> 02:08:13,340
For a long time as well.

2924
02:08:14,020 --> 02:08:17,860
The Renault Clio RS is an icon of Europe's super mini segment.

2925
02:08:19,300 --> 02:08:21,240
The Williams version of the first series.

2926
02:08:21,360 --> 02:08:23,060
Remembered with particular fondness.

2927
02:08:23,180 --> 02:08:24,000
Like its forebears.

2928
02:08:24,700 --> 02:08:30,120
The RS version of the fourth series model combines extreme sportiness with quiet urbanity.

2929
02:08:31,720 --> 02:08:32,800
Design wise.

2930
02:08:32,960 --> 02:08:35,340
This car has sportiness in its DNA.

2931
02:08:35,940 --> 02:08:37,140
Its muscular shapes.

2932
02:08:37,260 --> 02:08:38,040
Aggressive front.

2933
02:08:38,180 --> 02:08:41,220
And concealed rear door handles on its C pillars.

2934
02:08:41,800 --> 02:08:43,900
Give one the impression of a two door coupe.

2935
02:08:44,960 --> 02:08:45,760
Thanks to this.

2936
02:08:46,200 --> 02:08:46,860
The sporty.

2937
02:08:47,260 --> 02:08:48,460
The sportier bumpers.

2938
02:08:48,620 --> 02:08:49,500
Aero details.

2939
02:08:49,740 --> 02:08:50,640
And low stance.

2940
02:08:50,740 --> 02:08:51,860
With 18 inch wheels.

2941
02:08:51,980 --> 02:08:53,020
And red calipers.

2942
02:08:53,480 --> 02:08:55,820
Are sufficient to visually transform it.

2943
02:08:56,100 --> 02:08:57,720
Into a little racing weapon.

2944
02:08:59,660 --> 02:09:00,860
That was fascinating.

2945
02:09:01,100 --> 02:09:01,680
Says Sarah.

2946
02:09:01,880 --> 02:09:02,940
And thank you very much.

2947
02:09:03,180 --> 02:09:03,900
I hope it helps you.

2948
02:09:04,740 --> 02:09:06,020
To see you come with fresh ice.

2949
02:09:06,060 --> 02:09:06,560
See you again.

2950
02:09:06,700 --> 02:09:07,140
Ciao.

2951
02:09:07,280 --> 02:09:08,060
Thanks Fabio.

2952
02:09:08,240 --> 02:09:09,760
Fabio Filippini there.

2953
02:09:10,300 --> 02:09:15,040
An absolutely beautiful Italian Cubensis.

2954
02:09:22,100 --> 02:09:23,340
Missions are now open.

2955
02:09:23,440 --> 02:09:24,920
Let's see what we can do there.

2956
02:09:25,080 --> 02:09:27,540
Maybe head to Deep Forest for the pass.

2957
02:09:29,540 --> 02:09:34,200
Missions is where you can get a taste for racing in all sorts of different situations.

2958
02:09:34,980 --> 02:09:37,200
For this menu I'd like you to give one a try.

2959
02:09:39,000 --> 02:09:40,860
Go to Mission Slick Magic Mountain.

2960
02:09:41,940 --> 02:09:43,020
To try your hand.

2961
02:09:43,180 --> 02:09:44,160
At Deep Forest's.

2962
02:09:44,300 --> 02:09:45,120
The pass.

2963
02:09:46,700 --> 02:09:48,460
Is that a section of Deep Forest?

2964
02:09:53,180 --> 02:09:54,200
Is that a section?

2965
02:10:00,540 --> 02:10:05,600
I don't know what happened there with the stream.

2966
02:10:06,240 --> 02:10:12,300
I thought maybe the PlayStation had started to just download an update for some game or other.

2967
02:10:12,740 --> 02:10:14,200
Which has happened before you know.

2968
02:10:14,540 --> 02:10:17,860
And it absolutely transmorgifies the internet connection.

2969
02:10:18,860 --> 02:10:19,960
But that's not the case.

2970
02:10:20,020 --> 02:10:20,840
I don't know what happened.

2971
02:10:20,920 --> 02:10:25,100
It could just be a general fuck up with the 4G signal.

2972
02:10:25,240 --> 02:10:26,020
5G signal.

2973
02:10:26,100 --> 02:10:26,860
Whatever it is.

2974
02:10:27,760 --> 02:10:28,520
Jay Reno.

2975
02:10:28,720 --> 02:10:29,660
Thank you very much.

2976
02:10:30,400 --> 02:10:31,440
Very very kind of you.

2977
02:10:32,100 --> 02:10:33,540
Tuberty is after you, is he?

2978
02:10:34,520 --> 02:10:35,700
We've got this little pavilion.

2979
02:10:36,100 --> 02:10:37,020
It's a sweet little deal.

2980
02:10:37,320 --> 02:10:38,200
Lovely little tent.

2981
02:10:39,100 --> 02:10:41,180
Down the back of the...

2982
02:10:41,180 --> 02:10:42,620
Gran Turismo City.

2983
02:10:42,620 --> 02:10:53,080
Mission Challenge.

2984
02:10:53,180 --> 02:10:55,700
This is a whole new world of missions.

2985
02:10:55,820 --> 02:10:56,960
And listen to the tunage.

2986
02:10:56,960 --> 02:11:17,520
A new section called Mission Challenge.

2987
02:11:20,000 --> 02:11:21,820
Magic Mountain.

2988
02:11:23,340 --> 02:11:25,360
Beyond the horizon.

2989
02:11:25,360 --> 02:11:28,840
Rolling Stone.

2990
02:11:30,600 --> 02:11:32,180
And Moby Dick.

2991
02:11:34,100 --> 02:11:36,080
Gone with the wind.

2992
02:11:37,980 --> 02:11:41,300
The sun also rises.

2993
02:11:43,140 --> 02:11:45,140
The human comedy.

2994
02:11:47,140 --> 02:11:48,500
Comedy, yeah.

2995
02:11:51,500 --> 02:11:52,300
Remember.

2996
02:11:52,300 --> 02:11:52,380
Remember.

2997
02:11:53,080 --> 02:11:54,620
Always, always.

2998
02:11:55,120 --> 02:11:55,640
Drive.

2999
02:11:57,240 --> 02:11:58,400
Never, ever.

3000
02:11:58,740 --> 02:11:59,860
Don't drive.

3001
02:12:01,240 --> 02:12:02,120
Never, ever.

3002
02:12:02,280 --> 02:12:03,400
Chili and drive.

3003
02:12:03,680 --> 02:12:04,600
Ghost peppers.

3004
02:12:04,780 --> 02:12:07,200
Definitely don't have one of those before you get behind the wheel.

3005
02:12:07,560 --> 02:12:09,460
You'll be in tears and bits.

3006
02:12:10,740 --> 02:12:11,740
Subsequent crash.

3007
02:12:14,240 --> 02:12:19,720
Never eat a ghost pepper.

3008
02:12:19,720 --> 02:12:22,420
Before you drive at night.

3009
02:12:22,420 --> 02:12:28,960
You'll be feeling all right.

3010
02:12:31,020 --> 02:12:33,440
Beyond the horizon.

3011
02:12:35,360 --> 02:12:36,820
Gone with the wind.

3012
02:12:38,920 --> 02:12:42,500
Moby Dick and the Rolling Stone.

3013
02:12:42,500 --> 02:12:47,540
The magic mountain.

3014
02:12:47,880 --> 02:12:48,400
Mountain, mountain.

3015
02:12:48,820 --> 02:12:49,220
Mountain.

3016
02:12:49,700 --> 02:12:51,160
Around the corner.

3017
02:12:52,300 --> 02:12:54,680
Beyond the horizon.

3018
02:12:55,260 --> 02:12:56,400
Rolling Stone.

3019
02:12:56,960 --> 02:12:58,140
Rolling Stone.

3020
02:13:01,660 --> 02:13:02,860
Let's just get into it.

3021
02:13:10,240 --> 02:13:11,360
The magic mountain.

3022
02:13:12,120 --> 02:13:16,500
This is one of these challenges where you have to, you can either all bronze or all gold it.

3023
02:13:17,640 --> 02:13:23,880
I don't want to, when I enter a challenge like this, it turns me into a gremlin.

3024
02:13:25,220 --> 02:13:27,480
You know, it turns into a session.

3025
02:13:32,240 --> 02:13:33,580
It turns into a session.

3026
02:13:46,060 --> 02:13:54,540
What I want is to update my menu, but I don't think these guys, okay, the menu book will, that's in progress.

3027
02:13:54,540 --> 02:14:00,180
Select the magic mountain.

3028
02:14:00,260 --> 02:14:00,880
Let's do this.

3029
02:14:04,460 --> 02:14:05,400
Goose Cloud.

3030
02:14:06,040 --> 02:14:06,760
Goose Cloud.

3031
02:14:06,860 --> 02:14:07,520
Thank you very much.

3032
02:14:07,700 --> 02:14:08,960
Return to which mountain?

3033
02:14:09,080 --> 02:14:09,840
Thank you very much.

3034
02:14:09,840 --> 02:14:25,260
Run to the start. We're back again to the Magic Mountain.

3035
02:14:26,680 --> 02:14:29,520
It's Kyle Williams. We're up again to the Magic Mountain tonight.

3036
02:14:33,020 --> 02:14:35,380
Going for gold, but bronze will suffice.

3037
02:14:35,380 --> 02:14:41,120
On Today FM.

3038
02:14:49,640 --> 02:14:51,560
When the fun stops, stop.

3039
02:14:54,140 --> 02:14:56,680
And when the fun starts, go crazy.

3040
02:14:56,680 --> 02:15:26,660
Let's go.

3041
02:15:26,660 --> 02:15:30,540
Everything needs to be sweet.

3042
02:15:31,900 --> 02:15:35,200
As a nut. No monkey business.

3043
02:15:35,400 --> 02:15:50,420
Come on, monkey business.

3044
02:15:51,280 --> 02:16:08,520
Not bad. Sarah is there as well to show us. But she cares. You got silver for second. Amazing work. We're gonna show you gold, Sarah. We're gonna show you gold. We're gonna win gold for you. Goldfinger.

3045
02:16:08,520 --> 02:16:28,560
We're doing it for everyone. We're doing it for us. Tomorrow, yesterday, and the future. And it's this turn that makes or breaks a man. And it's that exit which has broken us.

3046
02:16:31,760 --> 02:16:43,960
You got a special car for all the gold, says Jake. That's... Just sealed the deal right there.

3047
02:16:55,000 --> 02:16:59,880
That guy clipped me. He clipped my wheel as I was exiting the apex.

3048
02:17:01,880 --> 02:17:08,480
How about this? Enough juice in the booster. Another new record. Three new records.

3049
02:17:09,280 --> 02:17:12,760
In an absolute resplendent display.

3050
02:17:13,900 --> 02:17:17,260
Of competency. Of drive. Of focus.

3051
02:17:19,340 --> 02:17:21,900
It's all about that last little exit.

3052
02:17:42,120 --> 02:17:43,260
There you go, Sarah.

3053
02:17:44,820 --> 02:17:46,520
Open up the trophy cabinet.

3054
02:17:47,640 --> 02:17:48,720
That one's for you.

3055
02:18:00,200 --> 02:18:02,100
Think I'm gonna have a Freddo, John.

3056
02:18:02,880 --> 02:18:04,660
Gonna have a Freddo caramel for that one.

3057
02:18:05,380 --> 02:18:07,640
Look at that in... Cockpit cam there.

3058
02:18:07,800 --> 02:18:08,380
That's me.

3059
02:18:10,380 --> 02:18:12,140
Look at me inside the car there.

3060
02:18:20,380 --> 02:18:20,780
Lovely.

3061
02:18:24,180 --> 02:18:24,900
Look at that.

3062
02:18:25,000 --> 02:18:27,340
One hand... One arm bandit.

3063
02:18:39,500 --> 02:18:41,720
How many euros are the Freddos?

3064
02:18:42,420 --> 02:18:43,640
Asks, be okay.

3065
02:18:45,500 --> 02:18:46,340
Three euro.

3066
02:18:46,920 --> 02:18:48,320
For a 12 pack.

3067
02:18:48,880 --> 02:18:50,120
And it's not just Freddos.

3068
02:18:50,260 --> 02:18:50,500
It's a...

3069
02:18:51,500 --> 02:18:53,180
Freddo and Friends mix.

3070
02:18:55,580 --> 02:18:56,960
Freddo and Friends, yeah?

3071
02:18:57,560 --> 02:18:58,460
You might have heard them.

3072
02:18:58,600 --> 02:18:59,660
This is their latest tune.

3073
02:19:07,500 --> 02:19:12,840
Yates on plates.

3074
02:19:12,840 --> 02:19:13,920
Yates on plates.

3075
02:19:19,920 --> 02:19:21,120
Thanks very much for the tip.

3076
02:19:27,840 --> 02:19:30,340
Beautiful mountain stream there.

3077
02:19:30,840 --> 02:19:31,840
At the deep forest race.

3078
02:19:31,840 --> 02:19:32,680
At the deep forest raceway.

3079
02:19:32,680 --> 02:19:39,640
As we've just secured our first gold in a miniature series of what will be, I think, four or five golds.

3080
02:19:40,220 --> 02:19:44,160
And then a beautiful prize card at the end of it.

3081
02:19:44,880 --> 02:19:46,880
Beautiful prize card going right up, guys.

3082
02:19:46,880 --> 02:20:11,380
I thought it was going to be a big drop there.

3083
02:20:11,460 --> 02:20:11,940
It wasn't.

3084
02:20:13,020 --> 02:20:13,960
Fredo Mijedo.

3085
02:20:14,100 --> 02:20:14,680
Thank you very much.

3086
02:20:15,240 --> 02:20:18,960
Konzo, any chance of some Election Day coverage when it gets called?

3087
02:20:19,660 --> 02:20:22,400
Shinner is set to get absolutely creamed.

3088
02:20:23,020 --> 02:20:24,180
Creamed in what sense?

3089
02:20:32,420 --> 02:20:33,460
Creamed in what sense?

3090
02:20:34,280 --> 02:20:35,400
Creamed in what sense?

3091
02:20:35,660 --> 02:20:37,320
Creamed in what sense?

3092
02:20:37,560 --> 02:20:38,680
Not really sure.

3093
02:20:40,120 --> 02:20:44,440
Not really sure if I'm going to be doing the Election Day coverage, but you heard it here first.

3094
02:20:44,600 --> 02:20:46,580
From Yates on plates with a tip there.

3095
02:20:46,880 --> 02:20:48,200
Says they're going to get creamed.

3096
02:20:53,620 --> 02:20:54,700
From the Gooser.

3097
02:20:54,700 --> 02:20:57,460
They're going to get creamed.

3098
02:20:57,460 --> 02:21:01,340
They're going to get creamed.

3099
02:21:03,540 --> 02:21:05,200
They're going to get creamed.

3100
02:21:06,300 --> 02:21:09,060
They're going to get creamed.

3101
02:21:15,480 --> 02:21:16,900
Mazda Atenza 15.

3102
02:21:16,900 --> 02:21:17,140
Mazda Atenza 15.

3103
02:21:17,760 --> 02:21:19,320
I need your Atenzioni.

3104
02:21:20,200 --> 02:21:21,840
Because I'm going to drive right past you.

3105
02:21:22,800 --> 02:21:23,520
Into second.

3106
02:21:23,800 --> 02:21:24,740
High speed ring.

3107
02:21:24,800 --> 02:21:25,780
It's a classic track.

3108
02:21:25,960 --> 02:21:28,940
If you're an OG, you know what we're talking about here.

3109
02:21:29,340 --> 02:21:30,740
We're going to go into the polytunnel.

3110
02:21:32,080 --> 02:21:34,040
And then into a big bender.

3111
02:21:34,180 --> 02:21:34,840
And then a straight.

3112
02:21:34,840 --> 02:21:40,420
And I'm not sure whether or not the little section is going to extend out to the straight.

3113
02:21:40,920 --> 02:21:42,780
I'd say possibly maybe.

3114
02:21:42,960 --> 02:21:47,320
Because like how would you even have vanquished this guy up front.

3115
02:21:47,520 --> 02:21:49,460
Unless you've gone around this last big bender here.

3116
02:21:49,500 --> 02:21:50,560
Which is deceptive.

3117
02:21:50,620 --> 02:21:52,300
It's a big stretcher.

3118
02:21:52,880 --> 02:21:55,320
And you can go full gas if you know what you're doing.

3119
02:21:55,440 --> 02:21:56,740
And I know what I'm doing right now.

3120
02:21:56,800 --> 02:21:58,740
As I encounter this fair lady.

3121
02:21:59,100 --> 02:22:00,080
See you later Nissan.

3122
02:22:00,920 --> 02:22:02,100
Good night and God bless.

3123
02:22:02,640 --> 02:22:03,940
I got gold to win.

3124
02:22:04,260 --> 02:22:05,600
And I ain't got time for you.

3125
02:22:06,940 --> 02:22:07,400
Sarah.

3126
02:22:07,680 --> 02:22:08,500
First time.

3127
02:22:10,700 --> 02:22:11,580
Love you baby.

3128
02:22:15,080 --> 02:22:16,100
Absolutely smoked.

3129
02:22:17,100 --> 02:22:18,480
What was I driving even?

3130
02:22:18,540 --> 02:22:18,980
I don't know.

3131
02:22:19,060 --> 02:22:19,820
But it felt good.

3132
02:22:20,920 --> 02:22:22,380
Like an old Corolla.

3133
02:22:25,180 --> 02:22:26,480
Don't know why I was driving.

3134
02:22:26,480 --> 02:22:29,880
First time.

3135
02:22:30,120 --> 02:22:30,980
Every time.

3136
02:22:31,680 --> 02:22:33,220
Apart from the times when it's not.

3137
02:22:33,740 --> 02:22:34,080
First.

3138
02:22:34,860 --> 02:22:35,760
Renault 5.

3139
02:22:36,380 --> 02:22:36,880
Carplay.

3140
02:22:36,980 --> 02:22:37,580
Thank you very much.

3141
02:22:37,700 --> 02:22:38,620
And 3XWives.

3142
02:22:38,660 --> 02:22:39,220
Thanks very much.

3143
02:22:39,300 --> 02:22:40,420
How are you gonzo?

3144
02:22:40,720 --> 02:22:44,040
Give a shout out to Joe and his amazing Catman Wilbur.

3145
02:22:45,640 --> 02:22:46,120
Wilbur.

3146
02:22:47,180 --> 02:22:48,140
How's it going buddy?

3147
02:22:50,780 --> 02:22:52,220
Got some bad news.

3148
02:22:54,040 --> 02:22:56,240
You've been the victim of bank fraud.

3149
02:22:56,240 --> 02:23:00,880
Bad news for your cat there.

3150
02:23:01,200 --> 02:23:02,540
Thanks very much for the tip.

3151
02:23:03,020 --> 02:23:03,820
Let's get this going.

3152
02:23:05,480 --> 02:23:06,520
Next one please.

3153
02:23:06,640 --> 02:23:07,520
Next gold trophy.

3154
02:23:08,040 --> 02:23:09,220
We're on a little roll here.

3155
02:23:09,360 --> 02:23:10,920
It's a little bit of a trophy roll.

3156
02:23:11,420 --> 02:23:12,080
And look.

3157
02:23:12,120 --> 02:23:12,840
It needs to be said.

3158
02:23:12,900 --> 02:23:14,580
This is only a one chili race.

3159
02:23:15,460 --> 02:23:17,440
It's only a one chili affair.

3160
02:23:17,440 --> 02:23:20,840
That's the least amount of chilies you can get.

3161
02:23:23,680 --> 02:23:24,420
But look.

3162
02:23:24,580 --> 02:23:25,100
Oh fuck.

3163
02:23:25,560 --> 02:23:26,260
There's quite a few.

3164
02:23:26,400 --> 02:23:27,180
There's a few more of these.

3165
02:23:27,300 --> 02:23:28,320
They're only small though.

3166
02:23:28,400 --> 02:23:30,760
One, two, three, four, five, six.

3167
02:23:30,880 --> 02:23:33,480
And we get to see a few world locations.

3168
02:23:33,800 --> 02:23:35,620
And race a few different types of cars.

3169
02:23:38,320 --> 02:23:41,840
That's some nice functopus music right there.

3170
02:23:44,400 --> 02:23:45,700
Uno gelato.

3171
02:23:45,920 --> 02:23:46,720
See you play.

3172
02:23:48,220 --> 02:23:50,580
The classic VW Polo 911.

3173
02:23:52,580 --> 02:23:54,280
Look at that Firebird Pontiac.

3174
02:23:54,780 --> 02:23:55,780
Trans Am 78.

3175
02:23:55,780 --> 02:23:58,780
A real sweet dreamer.

3176
02:24:04,780 --> 02:24:06,860
Look at the state of this.

3177
02:24:07,540 --> 02:24:07,780
Oh.

3178
02:24:08,260 --> 02:24:08,460
Oh.

3179
02:24:08,560 --> 02:24:09,800
He can hit the walls on that one.

3180
02:24:09,840 --> 02:24:10,320
That's alright.

3181
02:24:10,880 --> 02:24:12,720
There's a guy with a stupid spoiler.

3182
02:24:13,540 --> 02:24:14,280
Up ahead.

3183
02:24:14,340 --> 02:24:15,180
I'm transfixed.

3184
02:24:15,920 --> 02:24:17,280
He's in fourth place at the moment.

3185
02:24:17,820 --> 02:24:19,160
It's a Superbird it's called.

3186
02:24:19,400 --> 02:24:19,840
79.

3187
02:24:20,580 --> 02:24:21,420
Don't know what brand.

3188
02:24:25,060 --> 02:24:25,740
Pontiac made.

3189
02:24:25,840 --> 02:24:26,180
Plymouth.

3190
02:24:26,880 --> 02:24:28,500
These are some American.

3191
02:24:30,720 --> 02:24:31,160
Classics.

3192
02:24:31,160 --> 02:24:31,240
Classics.

3193
02:24:31,240 --> 02:24:31,240
Classics.

3194
02:24:31,240 --> 02:24:31,720
Classics.

3195
02:24:36,880 --> 02:24:37,780
Look at that.

3196
02:24:39,020 --> 02:24:40,900
That spoiler is ridiculous.

3197
02:24:45,660 --> 02:24:46,540
And that's.

3198
02:24:46,640 --> 02:24:47,660
He had the last laugh.

3199
02:24:48,380 --> 02:24:50,460
He actually had the last laugh there lads.

3200
02:24:51,680 --> 02:24:53,040
With the stupid spoiler.

3201
02:24:53,220 --> 02:24:53,820
Because I got.

3202
02:24:54,240 --> 02:24:55,160
Taken off the road.

3203
02:24:55,160 --> 02:25:03,180
One two.

3204
02:25:03,860 --> 02:25:04,960
Firebird Trans Am.

3205
02:25:05,420 --> 02:25:07,180
I can go a little bit more healthful either.

3206
02:25:07,400 --> 02:25:09,580
Knowing now what I know now.

3207
02:25:10,320 --> 02:25:12,100
Knowing now what I didn't know then.

3208
02:25:12,200 --> 02:25:12,660
Which was.

3209
02:25:14,240 --> 02:25:15,980
You can actually hit off the sides.

3210
02:25:16,240 --> 02:25:17,920
And hit other cars as well.

3211
02:25:18,120 --> 02:25:18,880
Which is not.

3212
02:25:19,220 --> 02:25:20,740
A gentlemanly way to.

3213
02:25:21,040 --> 02:25:22,720
Operate your car on the track.

3214
02:25:22,800 --> 02:25:23,640
It has to be said.

3215
02:25:23,740 --> 02:25:23,900
But.

3216
02:25:24,380 --> 02:25:25,140
It is a way.

3217
02:25:25,220 --> 02:25:25,600
Nonetheless.

3218
02:25:26,800 --> 02:25:27,880
And so far.

3219
02:25:27,980 --> 02:25:29,320
I've been quite nice.

3220
02:25:29,700 --> 02:25:31,540
And I've not done any bad stuff.

3221
02:25:32,600 --> 02:25:33,400
Apart from that.

3222
02:25:33,620 --> 02:25:34,180
That's terrible.

3223
02:25:35,400 --> 02:25:36,920
Don't even know where I'm driving there.

3224
02:25:36,960 --> 02:25:38,020
I think it's the car I won.

3225
02:25:46,580 --> 02:25:49,500
God knows.

3226
02:25:49,500 --> 02:25:51,340
Why you go and watch a race.

3227
02:25:51,460 --> 02:25:52,900
Around a track like this.

3228
02:25:55,640 --> 02:25:56,240
I mean.

3229
02:25:56,300 --> 02:25:57,100
Maybe it's.

3230
02:25:57,280 --> 02:25:58,580
It has its charms.

3231
02:25:59,420 --> 02:26:00,640
It's high speed.

3232
02:26:01,860 --> 02:26:02,740
Maybe there's.

3233
02:26:03,100 --> 02:26:04,060
A higher risk.

3234
02:26:04,720 --> 02:26:05,060
You know.

3235
02:26:05,300 --> 02:26:05,680
Which.

3236
02:26:07,040 --> 02:26:08,620
Adds a kind of morbid.

3237
02:26:09,960 --> 02:26:10,440
Fascination.

3238
02:26:10,600 --> 02:26:11,440
To the whole spectacle.

3239
02:26:12,360 --> 02:26:13,440
Some of these guys are.

3240
02:26:13,540 --> 02:26:15,700
See the way the guy was drifting his arse.

3241
02:26:16,800 --> 02:26:18,880
He was letting his arse slide out to the.

3242
02:26:20,020 --> 02:26:21,060
To the side.

3243
02:26:21,060 --> 02:26:45,200
A bit of concentration.

3244
02:26:45,200 --> 02:26:47,960
Fuck.

3245
02:26:55,680 --> 02:26:56,960
Dodge Superbee.

3246
02:27:04,240 --> 02:27:06,580
It's so people can drink and hang out.

3247
02:27:08,800 --> 02:27:09,900
That's all you need.

3248
02:27:10,620 --> 02:27:11,540
Here in the south.

3249
02:27:11,680 --> 02:27:13,020
Says Tanner Bowman.

3250
02:27:13,620 --> 02:27:15,060
Welcome to the stream Tanner.

3251
02:27:15,780 --> 02:27:17,280
It's a quality name.

3252
02:27:18,440 --> 02:27:19,340
Tanner Bowman.

3253
02:27:20,560 --> 02:27:21,600
I'm picturing you now.

3254
02:27:22,120 --> 02:27:23,020
At the NASCAR.

3255
02:27:23,360 --> 02:27:24,220
At the round track.

3256
02:27:27,460 --> 02:27:29,380
Just absolutely sending it.

3257
02:27:31,880 --> 02:27:33,460
And that's just in the crowd.

3258
02:27:33,700 --> 02:27:35,500
I'm actually picturing you driving the car.

3259
02:27:37,820 --> 02:27:39,480
So you're saying people hang out.

3260
02:27:39,580 --> 02:27:40,140
Get pissed.

3261
02:27:40,340 --> 02:27:41,500
And everything that's in front of you.

3262
02:27:41,560 --> 02:27:43,700
You don't miss other parts of the track.

3263
02:27:44,160 --> 02:27:44,580
Which is.

3264
02:27:46,220 --> 02:27:47,620
Interesting I suppose.

3265
02:27:48,180 --> 02:27:49,720
As I hit off the wall there.

3266
02:27:50,060 --> 02:27:50,860
Because I mean.

3267
02:27:51,080 --> 02:27:53,800
One of the bugbears about going to the Formula One.

3268
02:27:54,240 --> 02:27:55,240
Is that you know.

3269
02:27:55,460 --> 02:27:57,680
You only are limited to a section.

3270
02:27:58,720 --> 02:27:59,160
Whereas.

3271
02:27:59,400 --> 02:28:00,240
A lot of the action.

3272
02:28:01,000 --> 02:28:02,040
Is missed then.

3273
02:28:03,520 --> 02:28:04,600
And I suppose.

3274
02:28:04,900 --> 02:28:06,840
You're swilling a few Bud Lights.

3275
02:28:07,540 --> 02:28:08,520
At the NASCAR.

3276
02:28:12,420 --> 02:28:14,080
You're seeing everything in front of you.

3277
02:28:14,240 --> 02:28:15,960
It's all on a plate for you Tanner.

3278
02:28:16,780 --> 02:28:17,720
And that's a silver.

3279
02:28:18,240 --> 02:28:18,880
For third.

3280
02:28:19,620 --> 02:28:20,600
Fuck is that about.

3281
02:28:21,120 --> 02:28:21,420
I suppose.

3282
02:28:21,960 --> 02:28:22,320
First.

3283
02:28:22,560 --> 02:28:22,840
Fifth.

3284
02:28:23,260 --> 02:28:24,060
Okay so yeah.

3285
02:28:24,400 --> 02:28:25,060
Have to get first.

3286
02:28:25,060 --> 02:28:26,120
I'm nearly there.

3287
02:28:28,120 --> 02:28:31,000
Used to drive past the Texas Motor Speedway.

3288
02:28:31,120 --> 02:28:31,480
Every day.

3289
02:28:31,560 --> 02:28:32,000
When I worked.

3290
02:28:32,540 --> 02:28:33,440
At FedEx.

3291
02:28:33,520 --> 02:28:33,880
Yeah no.

3292
02:28:35,200 --> 02:28:35,820
Not much.

3293
02:28:36,420 --> 02:28:37,300
Man so much.

3294
02:28:37,380 --> 02:28:38,200
Of southern culture.

3295
02:28:38,300 --> 02:28:40,040
Is just about being able to do crazy stuff.

3296
02:28:40,100 --> 02:28:40,640
With your buds.

3297
02:28:40,820 --> 02:28:41,560
And no cops.

3298
02:28:41,740 --> 02:28:43,540
It sounds like another world.

3299
02:28:43,780 --> 02:28:44,680
It really does.

3300
02:28:45,220 --> 02:28:45,900
I mean it's.

3301
02:28:46,280 --> 02:28:47,860
Definitely beyond my remit.

3302
02:28:48,740 --> 02:28:49,620
Mr. Bowman.

3303
02:28:50,060 --> 02:28:51,560
It really is beyond my remit.

3304
02:28:51,620 --> 02:28:52,940
I like to play by the rules.

3305
02:28:53,140 --> 02:28:53,400
You know.

3306
02:28:54,260 --> 02:28:55,480
Any brushes with the law.

3307
02:28:56,360 --> 02:28:56,860
Would.

3308
02:28:57,260 --> 02:28:58,800
It would be bad for business.

3309
02:28:59,000 --> 02:29:00,480
Bad for my personal brand.

3310
02:29:00,640 --> 02:29:00,820
You know.

3311
02:29:02,660 --> 02:29:03,580
A lot of.

3312
02:29:03,920 --> 02:29:04,340
High.

3313
02:29:04,600 --> 02:29:05,580
Power plays.

3314
02:29:05,780 --> 02:29:06,560
And business deals.

3315
02:29:06,640 --> 02:29:07,200
Being made.

3316
02:29:07,340 --> 02:29:08,420
With reputable names.

3317
02:29:08,500 --> 02:29:09,120
In the industry.

3318
02:29:09,840 --> 02:29:11,480
I'm very focused on.

3319
02:29:11,720 --> 02:29:12,320
Brands.

3320
02:29:12,380 --> 02:29:13,200
And engagement.

3321
02:29:14,340 --> 02:29:15,480
With customers.

3322
02:29:15,620 --> 02:29:16,000
As well.

3323
02:29:16,140 --> 02:29:17,220
And the consumer market.

3324
02:29:17,480 --> 02:29:18,860
And consumer behavior.

3325
02:29:19,740 --> 02:29:20,000
So.

3326
02:29:20,700 --> 02:29:21,000
You know.

3327
02:29:21,400 --> 02:29:22,240
Going out there.

3328
02:29:22,320 --> 02:29:23,180
To the deep south.

3329
02:29:23,380 --> 02:29:25,100
And doing some crazy stuff.

3330
02:29:26,300 --> 02:29:28,040
Doesn't sound like I'd be able to.

3331
02:29:28,120 --> 02:29:29,540
It doesn't sound like I'd be up for it.

3332
02:29:29,560 --> 02:29:30,280
I'd give it a go.

3333
02:29:31,700 --> 02:29:34,260
If I knew I wasn't going to fall foul of the law.

3334
02:29:34,320 --> 02:29:34,480
But.

3335
02:29:40,560 --> 02:29:40,920
But.

3336
02:29:40,920 --> 02:29:40,920
But.

3337
02:29:40,920 --> 02:29:41,020
But.

3338
02:29:42,600 --> 02:29:44,500
But I won't be doing it anytime soon.

3339
02:29:46,160 --> 02:29:46,600
You know.

3340
02:29:46,600 --> 02:29:47,380
And you might be thinking.

3341
02:29:47,820 --> 02:29:48,080
Tanner.

3342
02:29:48,420 --> 02:29:50,200
Why aren't you showing your wild side?

3343
02:29:50,840 --> 02:29:51,180
I think.

3344
02:29:51,340 --> 02:29:51,560
You know.

3345
02:29:51,920 --> 02:29:53,740
The reason I'm not showing my wild side.

3346
02:29:53,960 --> 02:29:54,240
Is because.

3347
02:29:54,460 --> 02:29:56,540
I'm not allowed to show my wild side.

3348
02:30:00,900 --> 02:30:02,220
Let's start that one more.

3349
02:30:02,400 --> 02:30:03,420
And get that gold.

3350
02:30:03,540 --> 02:30:04,680
And get it over the line.

3351
02:30:13,840 --> 02:30:14,280
Firebird.

3352
02:30:14,460 --> 02:30:15,060
Trans Am.

3353
02:30:15,160 --> 02:30:15,640
78.

3354
02:30:16,320 --> 02:30:17,200
Smoke dust.

3355
02:30:17,940 --> 02:30:18,780
Smoke dust.

3356
02:30:19,080 --> 02:30:20,480
Johnny Bingo Bollocks.

3357
02:30:20,540 --> 02:30:21,480
How's it going Gooser?

3358
02:30:22,300 --> 02:30:24,180
It's great to have you in the Goose Pod.

3359
02:30:25,780 --> 02:30:26,860
Loving your work.

3360
02:30:28,660 --> 02:30:30,840
I think that you're going to have a great year.

3361
02:30:30,920 --> 02:30:33,300
2025 is going to be the year of the bollocks.

3362
02:30:34,660 --> 02:30:35,440
That's for sure.

3363
02:30:35,540 --> 02:30:36,840
You can mark my words.

3364
02:30:37,240 --> 02:30:37,540
John.

3365
02:30:38,980 --> 02:30:40,060
John of bollocks.

3366
02:30:40,700 --> 02:30:41,500
Crazy stuff.

3367
02:30:42,440 --> 02:30:42,880
Camaro.

3368
02:30:44,320 --> 02:30:45,660
Keep it between the walls.

3369
02:30:45,880 --> 02:30:46,600
Says Jake.

3370
02:30:47,620 --> 02:30:48,460
Trying baby.

3371
02:30:49,520 --> 02:30:50,340
Fucking trying.

3372
02:30:50,720 --> 02:30:50,860
This.

3373
02:30:51,780 --> 02:30:53,260
Needs to get his arse out the way.

3374
02:30:53,420 --> 02:30:54,420
Ford Mustang.

3375
02:30:57,020 --> 02:30:58,120
Plymouth Argyle.

3376
02:30:58,360 --> 02:30:59,360
Superbird 70.

3377
02:30:59,360 --> 02:31:03,480
What a crazy yoke.

3378
02:31:06,940 --> 02:31:08,920
It's like a tangerine dream.

3379
02:31:12,240 --> 02:31:13,240
Not nice.

3380
02:31:13,360 --> 02:31:13,680
But I'm.

3381
02:31:13,820 --> 02:31:15,040
I'm on course.

3382
02:31:15,820 --> 02:31:16,740
I'm on track.

3383
02:31:17,240 --> 02:31:18,260
I'm on the track.

3384
02:31:19,260 --> 02:31:19,900
NASCAR.

3385
02:31:26,440 --> 02:31:27,160
ASCAR.

3386
02:31:28,160 --> 02:31:29,400
Right to the back of that one.

3387
02:31:29,980 --> 02:31:31,380
What about these two chumps?

3388
02:31:32,800 --> 02:31:34,280
Another lap perchance?

3389
02:31:34,980 --> 02:31:35,640
Per chump?

3390
02:31:36,900 --> 02:31:38,260
Another lap for me?

3391
02:31:39,220 --> 02:31:40,620
Another two for ye?

3392
02:31:41,620 --> 02:31:43,060
Maybe I can do this.

3393
02:31:43,900 --> 02:31:46,080
Stingray and a fucking silver bullet up ahead.

3394
02:31:46,660 --> 02:31:47,560
Corvette C2.

3395
02:31:48,360 --> 02:31:49,020
Fuck you.

3396
02:31:49,360 --> 02:31:51,360
It's a bad, bad buzz.

3397
02:31:52,760 --> 02:31:53,800
Bad day, Blackrock.

3398
02:31:53,920 --> 02:31:54,140
Fuck.

3399
02:31:56,940 --> 02:31:58,280
Better than before.

3400
02:31:58,480 --> 02:31:59,320
Has to be said.

3401
02:32:02,200 --> 02:32:02,720
Christ.

3402
02:32:06,720 --> 02:32:08,180
Just back from kneecap.

3403
02:32:08,380 --> 02:32:09,520
Perfect cool down.

3404
02:32:10,080 --> 02:32:11,900
With the South Dub Cruiser.

3405
02:32:13,900 --> 02:32:15,200
Thank you very much there.

3406
02:32:15,620 --> 02:32:17,500
For the words of support.

3407
02:32:17,940 --> 02:32:18,280
And.

3408
02:32:19,160 --> 02:32:19,500
Look.

3409
02:32:19,640 --> 02:32:22,020
Sorry I couldn't deliver the gold trove there.

3410
02:32:22,100 --> 02:32:23,720
And apologies to Sarah as well.

3411
02:32:23,840 --> 02:32:24,300
Waiting.

3412
02:32:25,160 --> 02:32:26,020
Just waiting.

3413
02:32:26,240 --> 02:32:27,320
Up there in the stands.

3414
02:32:27,920 --> 02:32:28,840
Out of her element.

3415
02:32:29,200 --> 02:32:31,040
In amongst the rough and tumble.

3416
02:32:32,000 --> 02:32:32,520
Of the.

3417
02:32:32,580 --> 02:32:34,440
The Southern American gentlemen.

3418
02:32:35,080 --> 02:32:35,500
Who.

3419
02:32:36,160 --> 02:32:36,740
Sometimes.

3420
02:32:37,760 --> 02:32:38,800
Are not gentle.

3421
02:32:39,120 --> 02:32:39,860
There's a lot of beer.

3422
02:32:40,820 --> 02:32:41,620
Being drank.

3423
02:32:41,720 --> 02:32:42,320
There's a lot of.

3424
02:32:42,720 --> 02:32:43,640
High spirits.

3425
02:32:43,740 --> 02:32:44,600
A lot of high spirited.

3426
02:32:45,020 --> 02:32:45,740
Tomfoolery.

3427
02:32:46,080 --> 02:32:46,720
And jokery.

3428
02:32:46,840 --> 02:32:47,460
And japery.

3429
02:32:53,040 --> 02:32:54,400
How did you meet Sarah?

3430
02:32:55,800 --> 02:32:57,340
She's just there at the cafe.

3431
02:32:57,340 --> 02:32:57,500
Okay.

3432
02:32:57,500 --> 02:33:02,160
And she.

3433
02:33:02,240 --> 02:33:03,020
She always appears.

3434
02:33:03,020 --> 02:33:03,820
Every time I.

3435
02:33:03,920 --> 02:33:04,160
I.

3436
02:33:04,620 --> 02:33:05,360
Fuck up.

3437
02:33:05,560 --> 02:33:06,480
Or every time I win.

3438
02:33:09,580 --> 02:33:10,880
She's a great Sarah.

3439
02:33:26,800 --> 02:33:27,640
Look at that.

3440
02:33:27,940 --> 02:33:28,420
Look at that.

3441
02:33:28,420 --> 02:33:28,440
Look at that.

3442
02:33:28,720 --> 02:33:29,920
That truck has a fucking.

3443
02:33:30,780 --> 02:33:31,300
LCD.

3444
02:33:31,620 --> 02:33:32,700
Massive display on it.

3445
02:33:32,780 --> 02:33:33,880
It's a lot of money on that.

3446
02:33:34,760 --> 02:33:36,000
It's a big operation.

3447
02:33:37,380 --> 02:33:38,380
That's quality.

3448
02:33:44,380 --> 02:33:45,560
You've just joined us.

3449
02:33:45,560 --> 02:33:46,960
This is the Freddo mix.

3450
02:33:47,320 --> 02:33:48,760
Sponsored by dairy milk.

3451
02:33:51,220 --> 02:33:54,240
In association with Johnny Bingo Bollocks.

3452
02:33:56,340 --> 02:33:57,480
Sarah from the cafe.

3453
02:33:57,620 --> 02:33:58,480
And the pit boys.

3454
02:33:58,880 --> 02:33:59,340
There they are.

3455
02:33:59,400 --> 02:34:00,700
In their yellow banana suits.

3456
02:34:01,160 --> 02:34:01,760
The pit crew.

3457
02:34:04,760 --> 02:34:07,080
Just waiting to change tires.

3458
02:34:07,080 --> 02:34:19,840
Big shout out to our American viewers out there.

3459
02:34:20,240 --> 02:34:21,320
Deep south gentlemen.

3460
02:34:22,700 --> 02:34:25,160
Who love this kind of track work.

3461
02:34:26,860 --> 02:34:28,860
Not a big fan of it myself.

3462
02:34:28,980 --> 02:34:29,160
But.

3463
02:34:29,720 --> 02:34:30,920
I'm happy to be.

3464
02:34:31,120 --> 02:34:33,080
Delivering a nice slice of.

3465
02:34:33,740 --> 02:34:35,000
American life to you.

3466
02:34:35,500 --> 02:34:36,420
Even though you're.

3467
02:34:36,420 --> 02:34:37,560
You're from America.

3468
02:34:37,560 --> 02:34:39,040
And you already see it all the time.

3469
02:34:42,480 --> 02:34:44,800
They call me the Talladega Tiesto.

3470
02:34:46,420 --> 02:34:48,340
Courtesy of CDR&B.

3471
02:34:48,820 --> 02:34:50,920
In association with Prola.

3472
02:34:52,000 --> 02:34:53,100
Featuring Brian.

3473
02:35:04,100 --> 02:35:09,480
Oisin says that Eddie Jordan's going to be dancing around inside a cage later on in the middle of the speedway.

3474
02:35:12,040 --> 02:35:13,260
Celebrating my win.

3475
02:35:13,780 --> 02:35:14,740
And his acquisition.

3476
02:35:15,360 --> 02:35:16,800
Of London Irish rugby.

3477
02:35:16,800 --> 02:35:21,240
Big shout out to the Tam Farm.

3478
02:35:22,880 --> 02:35:23,960
If you know you know.

3479
02:35:25,680 --> 02:35:26,540
If you don't.

3480
02:35:26,620 --> 02:35:27,320
Why don't you know.

3481
02:35:32,940 --> 02:35:33,920
Tam Farm says Connor.

3482
02:35:34,060 --> 02:35:36,500
I'm heading out to Golden Discs in Dundrum.

3483
02:35:39,580 --> 02:35:42,560
Gonna pick up some spooky Blu-rays for Halloween.

3484
02:35:42,680 --> 02:35:43,340
Any wrecks.

3485
02:35:43,340 --> 02:35:52,580
Well.

3486
02:35:53,220 --> 02:35:54,540
I gotta tell ya.

3487
02:35:59,020 --> 02:36:00,320
Wicker Man original.

3488
02:36:00,560 --> 02:36:01,120
Possibly.

3489
02:36:02,120 --> 02:36:03,980
Not the Nicolas Cage joke.

3490
02:36:11,420 --> 02:36:13,120
John Carpenter's The Thing.

3491
02:36:13,580 --> 02:36:15,300
Recommendation from Parastroika.

3492
02:36:20,820 --> 02:36:22,320
I have to second that.

3493
02:36:22,740 --> 02:36:24,080
Absolutely classic.

3494
02:36:24,560 --> 02:36:25,620
Classic film.

3495
02:36:26,320 --> 02:36:26,960
Kurt Russell.

3496
02:36:27,200 --> 02:36:28,000
Doing the business.

3497
02:36:31,580 --> 02:36:32,580
I tell you what.

3498
02:36:32,580 --> 02:36:32,580
I tell you what.

3499
02:36:32,760 --> 02:36:34,980
Underrated game is out for the PS2.

3500
02:36:35,100 --> 02:36:37,120
I hear that they're actually revamping it.

3501
02:36:37,360 --> 02:36:39,900
And bringing it out for modern platforms.

3502
02:36:41,700 --> 02:36:48,580
Featured a kind of a convention whereby you have to trust your friends.

3503
02:36:48,800 --> 02:36:50,880
And you don't know whether or not they're going to start bugging out.

3504
02:36:51,020 --> 02:36:51,940
They've got the virus.

3505
02:36:51,940 --> 02:36:54,340
Or they're going to turn on you.

3506
02:36:54,420 --> 02:36:55,200
All this sort of stuff.

3507
02:36:56,040 --> 02:36:57,380
Which I believe.

3508
02:36:58,940 --> 02:37:05,140
Is kind of the cut and thrust of the very popular game known as Amongst Us.

3509
02:37:05,220 --> 02:37:06,280
Which I've never played.

3510
02:37:07,020 --> 02:37:07,740
But I'm not sure.

3511
02:37:07,880 --> 02:37:08,140
I mean.

3512
02:37:08,300 --> 02:37:11,320
So that was like an AI version of Amongst Us.

3513
02:37:11,460 --> 02:37:19,000
That your teammates that you're in the Antarctic are sometimes going to turn on you.

3514
02:37:19,120 --> 02:37:19,800
And this and the other.

3515
02:37:20,080 --> 02:37:22,640
But yeah.

3516
02:37:23,620 --> 02:37:25,240
I wouldn't bother streaming it.

3517
02:37:25,280 --> 02:37:26,500
I don't think Francis would bother.

3518
02:37:26,640 --> 02:37:27,660
Look at the pit boys.

3519
02:37:27,880 --> 02:37:31,260
Just waiting in their rafters in their banana costumes there.

3520
02:37:32,040 --> 02:37:35,980
Just dying to slap a new fresh set of balloons.

3521
02:37:36,320 --> 02:37:39,380
Onto the first yoke that crosses their path.

3522
02:37:39,380 --> 02:37:47,420
They've been up all night on banana milkshakes.

3523
02:37:48,240 --> 02:37:51,220
Banana milkshake mix from Aldi.

3524
02:37:52,780 --> 02:37:54,240
In the year 2000.

3525
02:37:54,560 --> 02:37:55,980
Macy's milkshake mix.

3526
02:37:57,440 --> 02:37:58,780
If you know, you know.

3527
02:38:04,480 --> 02:38:05,600
Grugoski with the tip.

3528
02:38:05,700 --> 02:38:06,640
Thank you very much.

3529
02:38:07,000 --> 02:38:09,100
Connor the Sydney Sweeney murderer.

3530
02:38:09,100 --> 02:38:11,040
Film is on Prime.

3531
02:38:11,160 --> 02:38:11,800
Is a shout.

3532
02:38:16,140 --> 02:38:17,760
That sounds like a horror job.

3533
02:38:17,820 --> 02:38:18,060
Is this?

3534
02:38:23,180 --> 02:38:25,940
I think I'll give that a watch later on actually.

3535
02:38:37,940 --> 02:38:39,840
Let's do this again.

3536
02:38:39,840 --> 02:38:42,820
I keep forgetting that I have not taken home the gold.

3537
02:38:43,100 --> 02:38:45,980
I can't be celebrating and dancing.

3538
02:38:46,200 --> 02:38:47,840
But the tunes are brilliant.

3539
02:38:48,600 --> 02:38:49,220
It really is.

3540
02:38:49,380 --> 02:38:49,840
DJ Daddo.

3541
02:38:50,840 --> 02:38:52,880
Dairy Milk Freddo remix.

3542
02:38:54,160 --> 02:38:54,900
Loving it.

3543
02:38:56,980 --> 02:38:58,580
Northern Isle Speedway.

3544
02:38:59,980 --> 02:39:01,540
Let's give it another blast.

3545
02:39:01,540 --> 02:39:01,980
Yeah.

3546
02:39:01,980 --> 02:39:04,140
Sydney Sweeney.

3547
02:39:07,420 --> 02:39:08,420
Crazy days.

3548
02:39:14,420 --> 02:39:15,340
Into fourth.

3549
02:39:16,240 --> 02:39:16,740
The arse.

3550
02:39:16,820 --> 02:39:17,580
The Trans Am.

3551
02:39:17,580 --> 02:39:18,480
I mean.

3552
02:39:18,480 --> 02:39:20,640
I mean.

3553
02:39:20,640 --> 02:39:21,480
I wonder.

3554
02:39:21,480 --> 02:39:26,400
I wonder.

3555
02:39:26,560 --> 02:39:27,920
Is that going to set me back here.

3556
02:39:27,980 --> 02:39:28,880
But I tell you something.

3557
02:39:29,540 --> 02:39:31,880
A few shunts and bumps on the side hatcher.

3558
02:39:32,180 --> 02:39:33,560
Are not going to deter me.

3559
02:39:34,420 --> 02:39:38,120
I just don't want to spin out when we get onto this final bendarino here.

3560
02:39:38,540 --> 02:39:41,020
Fianna Fall 2009 World Tour.

3561
02:39:41,160 --> 02:39:42,800
Thanks very much for the goose cloud.

3562
02:39:43,500 --> 02:39:44,840
As we come into it here.

3563
02:39:46,500 --> 02:39:49,060
That guy got absolutely fucking Freddo'd.

3564
02:39:49,160 --> 02:39:50,340
And that's me Freddo'd.

3565
02:39:50,900 --> 02:39:53,780
Going to have to come back for another reappearance there.

3566
02:39:54,320 --> 02:39:57,500
As we Sydney Sweeney our way around this turn here.

3567
02:39:57,580 --> 02:39:58,900
It's very monotonous.

3568
02:39:59,640 --> 02:40:00,380
But apparently.

3569
02:40:00,940 --> 02:40:01,880
Tanner Bowman.

3570
02:40:02,140 --> 02:40:02,620
Says.

3571
02:40:02,880 --> 02:40:04,040
It's great crack.

3572
02:40:04,520 --> 02:40:05,660
When you're on the piss.

3573
02:40:06,380 --> 02:40:07,800
But I don't think maybe.

3574
02:40:07,920 --> 02:40:10,500
Being on the piss is a good barometer of what is going to crack.

3575
02:40:10,620 --> 02:40:11,180
Because I mean.

3576
02:40:11,340 --> 02:40:11,740
Anything.

3577
02:40:13,020 --> 02:40:14,420
Whilst you're on the piss.

3578
02:40:14,540 --> 02:40:15,080
Could be.

3579
02:40:15,620 --> 02:40:16,460
The best ever.

3580
02:40:16,580 --> 02:40:16,780
You know.

3581
02:40:22,220 --> 02:40:23,120
Check that out.

3582
02:40:23,220 --> 02:40:23,960
Bit of spark.

3583
02:40:26,240 --> 02:40:27,280
Ain't nothing wrong.

3584
02:40:27,280 --> 02:40:32,300
Sydney Sweeney's.

3585
02:40:35,220 --> 02:40:36,000
Final lap.

3586
02:40:36,220 --> 02:40:37,480
And we fucking Sweeney'd it.

3587
02:40:39,080 --> 02:40:39,520
It's gone.

3588
02:40:41,200 --> 02:40:41,840
Sweeney's up.

3589
02:40:52,000 --> 02:40:53,840
Eric Piston Prides.

3590
02:40:53,840 --> 02:41:00,740
Keep it in fourth.

3591
02:41:00,820 --> 02:41:02,220
And use the gas to slow down.

3592
02:41:03,220 --> 02:41:03,920
Okay bud.

3593
02:41:04,460 --> 02:41:05,840
I'm going to use your strat.

3594
02:41:08,520 --> 02:41:11,220
A Butlerian strat master himself.

3595
02:41:11,860 --> 02:41:13,200
Has entered the chat.

3596
02:41:14,060 --> 02:41:16,600
Has dispatched wisdom beyond.

3597
02:41:16,600 --> 02:41:19,000
The realms.

3598
02:41:19,000 --> 02:41:20,400
Of my grasp.

3599
02:41:21,400 --> 02:41:22,980
Somebody call Grant Thornton there.

3600
02:41:23,340 --> 02:41:26,140
Dodo's just after throwing a fucking Grant Thornton my way.

3601
02:41:26,220 --> 02:41:27,000
Thank you very much.

3602
02:41:27,880 --> 02:41:28,280
Let's.

3603
02:41:28,520 --> 02:41:29,940
Repay the gratitude there.

3604
02:41:30,420 --> 02:41:31,820
With a lovely bit of attitude.

3605
02:41:32,160 --> 02:41:32,860
And I tell you what.

3606
02:41:32,920 --> 02:41:34,960
The Butlerian strat master himself.

3607
02:41:37,960 --> 02:41:39,560
I don't think he was wrong.

3608
02:41:40,300 --> 02:41:41,380
He's singing a song.

3609
02:41:41,440 --> 02:41:42,380
Or playing a good song.

3610
02:41:42,480 --> 02:41:43,020
On his strat.

3611
02:41:43,220 --> 02:41:44,080
Strat a caster.

3612
02:41:44,940 --> 02:41:46,400
Just don't fuck it up man.

3613
02:41:46,640 --> 02:41:46,940
You know.

3614
02:41:47,940 --> 02:41:48,880
Don't fuck it up.

3615
02:41:58,880 --> 02:42:00,200
It's a Butlerian.

3616
02:42:05,260 --> 02:42:06,780
I thought that was the last.

3617
02:42:06,900 --> 02:42:08,320
I thought that was the last.

3618
02:42:08,900 --> 02:42:09,300
Fucking.

3619
02:42:12,220 --> 02:42:12,620
Ha.

3620
02:42:15,040 --> 02:42:15,720
I'm actually.

3621
02:42:15,980 --> 02:42:17,600
I'm over performing here.

3622
02:42:17,680 --> 02:42:18,840
I thought that was the last lap.

3623
02:42:19,300 --> 02:42:20,280
Two turns ago.

3624
02:42:22,640 --> 02:42:23,900
So if I fuck this up.

3625
02:42:24,000 --> 02:42:25,000
I have no one to blame.

3626
02:42:25,080 --> 02:42:25,560
But myself.

3627
02:42:25,560 --> 02:42:30,700
And a Butlerian twist.

3628
02:42:31,080 --> 02:42:31,620
At the tail.

3629
02:42:32,320 --> 02:42:32,660
Oh.

3630
02:42:33,960 --> 02:42:35,000
Sarah is there.

3631
02:42:35,100 --> 02:42:36,300
To console me.

3632
02:42:42,600 --> 02:42:43,720
Let's just do this.

3633
02:42:47,060 --> 02:42:48,460
Thank you very much there.

3634
02:42:48,720 --> 02:42:49,980
To Fianna Fáil.

3635
02:42:50,440 --> 02:42:51,020
And to.

3636
02:42:51,420 --> 02:42:51,700
Sorry.

3637
02:42:51,920 --> 02:42:53,260
Missed another tip there.

3638
02:42:53,380 --> 02:42:54,360
I think it was someone.

3639
02:42:54,500 --> 02:42:54,960
Fianna Fáil.

3640
02:42:55,120 --> 02:42:55,580
Dodo.

3641
02:42:55,720 --> 02:42:56,840
Thank you very much there.

3642
02:42:58,340 --> 02:42:59,460
Very very kind of you.

3643
02:42:59,580 --> 02:43:00,560
And Fianna Fáil says.

3644
02:43:00,640 --> 02:43:02,200
The banks will always.

3645
02:43:02,540 --> 02:43:03,360
Have your back.

3646
02:43:04,300 --> 02:43:05,120
Thanks very much.

3647
02:43:05,220 --> 02:43:07,060
Let's have another little sip of water there.

3648
02:43:07,120 --> 02:43:08,040
Before we go into this.

3649
02:43:11,100 --> 02:43:11,580
Almost.

3650
02:43:11,740 --> 02:43:13,160
It's almost one o'clock.

3651
02:43:13,860 --> 02:43:15,720
Time to get down to your local bed.

3652
02:43:18,820 --> 02:43:19,680
Unless you're me.

3653
02:43:20,000 --> 02:43:21,520
Who's got trophies on the mind.

3654
02:43:23,280 --> 02:43:23,720
And.

3655
02:43:23,720 --> 02:43:25,940
It's a Butlerian strat.

3656
02:43:26,500 --> 02:43:27,720
Of keeping it in fourth.

3657
02:43:28,440 --> 02:43:29,240
And only.

3658
02:43:30,240 --> 02:43:31,980
Reducing power on the tickler.

3659
02:43:33,380 --> 02:43:35,340
And then increasing the tickler.

3660
02:43:35,860 --> 02:43:37,060
As you hit the straight.

3661
02:43:37,400 --> 02:43:37,600
Yeah.

3662
02:43:38,600 --> 02:43:39,700
Sydney Sweeney it.

3663
02:43:40,240 --> 02:43:41,240
Right round.

3664
02:43:41,400 --> 02:43:42,880
Lovely curves on that one.

3665
02:43:43,120 --> 02:43:43,700
And then.

3666
02:43:44,540 --> 02:43:45,620
Past the Mustang.

3667
02:43:46,340 --> 02:43:47,340
Superbird Plymouth.

3668
02:43:47,700 --> 02:43:49,280
Giving us a bit of Rapscallion.

3669
02:43:49,640 --> 02:43:51,600
Someone gave us the Rapscallion there.

3670
02:43:51,660 --> 02:43:52,440
Which is nasty.

3671
02:43:54,400 --> 02:43:55,140
Fuck that.

3672
02:43:57,880 --> 02:43:59,220
Let's do this for Sarah.

3673
02:44:00,800 --> 02:44:02,060
Let's do this for Sarah.

3674
02:44:04,060 --> 02:44:06,100
Let's do it for Sweeney as well.

3675
02:44:22,320 --> 02:44:23,020
That's beautiful.

3676
02:44:26,020 --> 02:44:28,560
Somebody called Crabart.

3677
02:44:28,560 --> 02:44:29,840
Thank you very much for the tip.

3678
02:44:33,780 --> 02:44:34,700
Lovely stuff.

3679
02:44:34,800 --> 02:44:35,340
Best yet.

3680
02:44:36,560 --> 02:44:38,080
Mustang makeup ahead of us.

3681
02:44:38,540 --> 02:44:39,760
Sammy Superbird.

3682
02:44:40,460 --> 02:44:42,280
In his Tangerine Dream Machine.

3683
02:44:42,820 --> 02:44:44,760
Gonna get laughed out when I go past him.

3684
02:44:49,460 --> 02:44:50,080
That's it.

3685
02:44:50,180 --> 02:44:51,500
Stick to those edges out there.

3686
02:44:51,600 --> 02:44:51,820
That's.

3687
02:44:51,940 --> 02:44:53,420
There's gonna be no oversteer.

3688
02:44:53,620 --> 02:44:54,440
And full power.

3689
02:44:54,560 --> 02:44:55,240
Full gas.

3690
02:44:56,400 --> 02:44:57,280
Full gas.

3691
02:44:58,600 --> 02:44:59,060
Fuck.

3692
02:45:00,600 --> 02:45:01,740
Bit like Pyramid Head.

3693
02:45:02,120 --> 02:45:03,780
Scraping his sword off the ground.

3694
02:45:06,600 --> 02:45:08,360
Still not a final lap in sight.

3695
02:45:08,520 --> 02:45:08,720
But we're.

3696
02:45:09,020 --> 02:45:09,680
We're going well.

3697
02:45:09,760 --> 02:45:10,300
We're going well.

3698
02:45:10,380 --> 02:45:11,940
Just keep it nice and tight.

3699
02:45:12,260 --> 02:45:13,340
Keep it nice and tight.

3700
02:45:13,700 --> 02:45:14,720
Keep it nice and tight.

3701
02:45:15,300 --> 02:45:15,740
Stingray.

3702
02:45:16,180 --> 02:45:17,500
Corvette C2 ahead.

3703
02:45:17,800 --> 02:45:19,800
This is where the rubber meets the road.

3704
02:45:20,500 --> 02:45:21,640
The rubber bundus.

3705
02:45:22,020 --> 02:45:22,980
The bridge stones.

3706
02:45:23,220 --> 02:45:23,980
The oversteer.

3707
02:45:24,040 --> 02:45:25,080
The overdrive.

3708
02:45:32,400 --> 02:45:34,760
It's like a fucking James Bond car.

3709
02:45:42,980 --> 02:45:45,380
Corvette's not gonna have enough poke on the last straight.

3710
02:45:46,880 --> 02:45:47,320
What?

3711
02:45:47,320 --> 02:45:47,740
What?

3712
02:45:48,640 --> 02:45:49,080
What?

3713
02:45:50,700 --> 02:45:51,540
You're joking.

3714
02:45:56,240 --> 02:45:57,780
Sarah didn't even show up.

3715
02:45:59,340 --> 02:46:01,580
Sarah didn't even bother to show up.

3716
02:46:01,920 --> 02:46:03,940
He's probably talking to fucking Tanner Bowman.

3717
02:46:06,620 --> 02:46:08,540
I'm probably old news to her now.

3718
02:46:09,700 --> 02:46:10,060
PSVR.

3719
02:46:10,200 --> 02:46:10,820
Thank you very much.

3720
02:46:10,860 --> 02:46:13,620
Have you tried the PSVR 2 with GT7?

3721
02:46:14,320 --> 02:46:15,220
It's a different level.

3722
02:46:15,220 --> 02:46:15,820
I haven't.

3723
02:46:15,920 --> 02:46:17,660
I mean I just don't want to go via.

3724
02:46:17,780 --> 02:46:20,100
I mean I'd like to try it on a personal level.

3725
02:46:20,300 --> 02:46:22,660
But I wouldn't be able to stream with it.

3726
02:46:22,740 --> 02:46:22,940
You know?

3727
02:46:26,340 --> 02:46:27,280
Wouldn't be able to stream.

3728
02:46:27,360 --> 02:46:27,940
Wouldn't be able to.

3729
02:46:28,620 --> 02:46:28,980
See.

3730
02:46:29,480 --> 02:46:30,720
If people are even watching.

3731
02:46:31,320 --> 02:46:32,020
I'd be lost.

3732
02:46:37,540 --> 02:46:39,220
Can't even enjoy those tunes.

3733
02:46:39,720 --> 02:46:40,000
You know?

3734
02:46:40,240 --> 02:46:40,960
Coming third.

3735
02:46:42,120 --> 02:46:42,400
Like.

3736
02:46:42,820 --> 02:46:43,500
I don't.

3737
02:46:43,680 --> 02:46:45,540
It boggles my mind.

3738
02:46:45,760 --> 02:46:47,640
I'm literally going for first there.

3739
02:46:47,720 --> 02:46:47,820
I was.

3740
02:46:49,040 --> 02:46:50,080
Shaking my fist.

3741
02:46:50,240 --> 02:46:51,660
The fist was clasped.

3742
02:46:52,940 --> 02:46:54,060
Ready to shake.

3743
02:46:54,060 --> 02:47:19,980
That's nice.

3744
02:47:20,160 --> 02:47:20,760
That's nice.

3745
02:47:21,000 --> 02:47:21,600
That's nice.

3746
02:47:22,100 --> 02:47:23,000
Mustang Mach.

3747
02:47:23,000 --> 02:47:28,320
Getting there now.

3748
02:47:28,520 --> 02:47:29,100
Getting there.

3749
02:47:29,960 --> 02:47:30,820
Not nice there.

3750
02:47:30,920 --> 02:47:31,060
But.

3751
02:47:31,580 --> 02:47:31,980
Something.

3752
02:47:41,460 --> 02:47:42,440
Some speed.

3753
02:47:48,440 --> 02:47:49,340
Some speed.

3754
02:47:49,340 --> 02:47:49,380
Some speed.

3755
02:47:49,460 --> 02:47:49,600
Hey.

3756
02:47:50,760 --> 02:47:52,280
Went a bit Francis Higgins there.

3757
02:47:52,280 --> 02:47:55,280
Happens sometimes.

3758
02:47:55,400 --> 02:47:55,700
I have to.

3759
02:47:56,140 --> 02:47:57,460
Watch a lot of his shite.

3760
02:47:58,720 --> 02:47:59,960
Sometimes seeps in.

3761
02:48:01,800 --> 02:48:11,920
Oh, you f***.

3762
02:48:18,380 --> 02:48:19,500
Sorry, guys.

3763
02:48:19,980 --> 02:48:21,020
Who says Chicken Kiev?

3764
02:48:21,240 --> 02:48:22,420
There's Smullen24.

3765
02:48:22,780 --> 02:48:26,760
I actually had two beautiful Chicken Kievs for dinner.

3766
02:48:27,580 --> 02:48:28,300
Two of them.

3767
02:48:28,300 --> 02:48:35,460
Two.

3768
02:48:37,640 --> 02:48:39,100
40 minutes.

3769
02:48:40,220 --> 02:48:41,460
200 degrees.

3770
02:48:42,000 --> 02:48:45,300
Intermittent bouts of...

3771
02:48:45,300 --> 02:48:54,760
Just take them out so I could collect up all the juice on a spoon and redouse each breast with the juice.

3772
02:48:55,500 --> 02:49:00,320
So that the crisp didn't go too crisp.

3773
02:49:00,380 --> 02:49:01,680
It didn't go too hard, you know?

3774
02:49:02,320 --> 02:49:04,600
The last thing you want is a hard breast.

3775
02:49:07,220 --> 02:49:08,340
You're basting.

3776
02:49:08,420 --> 02:49:09,480
You're just basting, you know?

3777
02:49:10,740 --> 02:49:12,440
For f***'s sake!

3778
02:49:13,740 --> 02:49:14,940
Sorry there, guys.

3779
02:49:15,020 --> 02:49:16,960
That's not good.

3780
02:49:17,160 --> 02:49:18,160
It's just...

3781
02:49:18,920 --> 02:49:19,560
Unbecoming.

3782
02:49:20,700 --> 02:49:21,020
You know?

3783
02:49:22,060 --> 02:49:25,180
Trying to maintain an air of composure.

3784
02:49:25,540 --> 02:49:26,500
Of gravitas.

3785
02:49:27,680 --> 02:49:28,160
Just...

3786
02:49:28,160 --> 02:49:33,040
Who'd have thought that this track which I was lambasting as basic...

3787
02:49:33,040 --> 02:49:35,040
...foolish...

3788
02:49:35,040 --> 02:49:39,040
...would be the one track...

3789
02:49:39,040 --> 02:49:42,520
That would keep me on my toes.

3790
02:49:44,120 --> 02:49:46,780
I don't think Chopin would help at all, Savist.

3791
02:49:53,780 --> 02:49:56,340
Just gonna go early into fourth.

3792
02:49:57,360 --> 02:49:58,660
Very early into fourth.

3793
02:49:58,660 --> 02:49:59,660
And then...

3794
02:49:59,660 --> 02:50:01,360
...overtake Trans Am.

3795
02:50:02,040 --> 02:50:04,240
I like the fireworks in the sky.

3796
02:50:04,380 --> 02:50:05,660
They really add to the...

3797
02:50:05,660 --> 02:50:07,340
...the ambiance.

3798
02:50:08,760 --> 02:50:09,760
Mise en sain.

3799
02:50:12,660 --> 02:50:13,820
But it's my driving.

3800
02:50:14,120 --> 02:50:15,440
And inevitable gold.

3801
02:50:17,460 --> 02:50:18,720
That will be...

3802
02:50:18,720 --> 02:50:19,740
The talk of the town.

3803
02:50:19,960 --> 02:50:21,220
The talk of the town.

3804
02:50:23,640 --> 02:50:25,440
Fuck, let's just get going here, guys.

3805
02:50:25,560 --> 02:50:25,780
Okay.

3806
02:50:25,780 --> 02:50:48,580
I think I might just need to...

3807
02:50:49,740 --> 02:50:51,760
...take the jumper off the shoulders.

3808
02:50:52,760 --> 02:50:54,160
I'm beginning to feel the heat.

3809
02:50:54,160 --> 02:50:58,500
And for some reason I keep spinning out...

3810
02:50:58,500 --> 02:50:59,440
...on this turn here.

3811
02:50:59,600 --> 02:50:59,960
It's...

3812
02:50:59,960 --> 02:51:01,700
It's bringing me down.

3813
02:51:19,120 --> 02:51:20,060
Mustang, Sally.

3814
02:51:20,060 --> 02:51:43,980
Buckhurst.

3815
02:51:47,580 --> 02:51:48,020
Buckhurst.

3816
02:51:48,020 --> 02:51:54,140
Fuck off.

3817
02:51:54,280 --> 02:51:55,080
Get out the way.

3818
02:52:04,460 --> 02:52:06,120
It's do or die here, fellas.

3819
02:52:06,900 --> 02:52:08,240
It's do or die.

3820
02:52:11,900 --> 02:52:14,380
I got what it takes to smoke these assholes.

3821
02:52:14,640 --> 02:52:14,840
No.

3822
02:52:15,380 --> 02:52:16,080
He always...

3823
02:52:16,080 --> 02:52:17,020
He always whips it.

3824
02:52:17,460 --> 02:52:19,780
He always whips it at that last little bend.

3825
02:52:20,860 --> 02:52:21,740
The scumbag.

3826
02:52:23,280 --> 02:52:25,560
I know you're saying go inside, Night Owl.

3827
02:52:25,620 --> 02:52:26,360
But it's too late.

3828
02:52:26,420 --> 02:52:26,800
One thinks...

3829
02:52:26,800 --> 02:52:30,960
It's all in the prep work.

3830
02:52:31,040 --> 02:52:31,160
Yeah.

3831
02:52:31,220 --> 02:52:32,620
It's all laying the foundations.

3832
02:52:32,800 --> 02:52:34,260
I just haven't been getting that right.

3833
02:52:34,380 --> 02:52:35,420
But let me tell you this.

3834
02:52:35,520 --> 02:52:36,460
This is where it ends.

3835
02:52:36,580 --> 02:52:37,080
Right here.

3836
02:52:37,160 --> 02:52:37,640
Right now.

3837
02:52:37,720 --> 02:52:38,480
This is the moment.

3838
02:52:38,740 --> 02:52:39,480
This is the one.

3839
02:52:39,800 --> 02:52:41,260
Because there's no foolishness anymore.

3840
02:52:41,260 --> 02:52:43,400
Everything is clear to me now.

3841
02:52:43,400 --> 02:52:46,280
It's been as clear as it ever has been.

3842
02:52:46,340 --> 02:52:46,980
It's crystal.

3843
02:52:46,980 --> 02:52:48,840
It's Ferozki diamonds.

3844
02:52:48,840 --> 02:52:50,080
It's Bulgari.

3845
02:52:50,800 --> 02:52:51,460
It's...

3846
02:52:51,460 --> 02:52:53,940
Everything and everywhere all at once.

3847
02:52:54,500 --> 02:52:55,540
And I'm feeling it.

3848
02:52:57,540 --> 02:52:59,660
I'm feeling it right here.

3849
02:52:59,820 --> 02:53:00,340
Right now.

3850
02:53:08,820 --> 02:53:11,280
Sometimes you just have to go the outside as well.

3851
02:53:12,860 --> 02:53:15,580
Sometimes you just have to take that outside edge.

3852
02:53:15,860 --> 02:53:17,300
What about that?

3853
02:53:17,960 --> 02:53:18,240
Huh?

3854
02:53:19,260 --> 02:53:23,040
It might just be a round little track, but...

3855
02:53:23,040 --> 02:53:25,220
The turns are...

3856
02:53:25,220 --> 02:53:26,420
Slightly different.

3857
02:53:26,760 --> 02:53:27,480
For f...

3858
02:53:27,480 --> 02:53:28,300
Slightly different.

3859
02:53:28,300 --> 02:53:29,120
Slightly different.

3860
02:53:29,120 --> 02:53:59,100
I don't know.

3861
02:53:59,100 --> 02:54:14,340
I've got the weights behind the seats.

3862
02:54:18,660 --> 02:54:21,780
I-K-A-T. I've got the weights behind the seats.

3863
02:54:22,200 --> 02:54:24,720
I pre-meditated that move.

3864
02:54:26,020 --> 02:54:27,680
Maybe I could just do a bit of weights.

3865
02:54:27,680 --> 02:54:32,640
Just to clear the mind here.

3866
02:54:35,120 --> 02:54:35,880
Fuck yeah.

3867
02:54:38,660 --> 02:54:41,760
It's all about getting that last little turn in.

3868
02:54:42,660 --> 02:54:44,620
It's also about getting the...

3869
02:54:44,620 --> 02:54:48,260
The jump on the bad boys from the off as well.

3870
02:54:49,360 --> 02:54:52,320
If we can do that, we're going to be laughing.

3871
02:54:54,880 --> 02:54:56,180
Bit of sandpilt.

3872
02:54:57,060 --> 02:54:58,180
Bit of lactic acid.

3873
02:55:07,140 --> 02:55:09,380
You've driven all you can drive.

3874
02:55:09,760 --> 02:55:10,960
D4 Ferrari.

3875
02:55:11,180 --> 02:55:12,180
Thank you very much.

3876
02:55:16,140 --> 02:55:17,200
Here we go.

3877
02:55:18,340 --> 02:55:19,600
Let's get rid of the jumper.

3878
02:55:21,880 --> 02:55:23,480
It's holding me back.

3879
02:55:26,140 --> 02:55:35,880
Here we go.

3880
02:55:38,240 --> 02:55:40,760
I'm going to show these guys my wild side.

3881
02:55:43,260 --> 02:55:46,620
It's time to show these guys what business really looks like.

3882
02:55:49,340 --> 02:55:50,760
They're laughing at me.

3883
02:55:53,640 --> 02:55:56,700
They've been laughing at me, but it's the last laugh they'll ever have.

3884
02:55:56,860 --> 02:55:58,320
And I'm going to have that last laugh.

3885
02:55:59,720 --> 02:56:01,220
I laughed the longest as well.

3886
02:56:03,800 --> 02:56:04,820
Tickle that tickler.

3887
02:56:05,160 --> 02:56:07,460
Just touch it nice and smooth.

3888
02:56:14,740 --> 02:56:15,820
And look at that.

3889
02:56:16,280 --> 02:56:17,040
That's...

3890
02:56:17,040 --> 02:56:17,640
Fucking...

3891
02:56:17,640 --> 02:56:18,320
That was butter.

3892
02:56:18,560 --> 02:56:19,620
Apart from that smash.

3893
02:56:27,900 --> 02:56:28,880
That smash.

3894
02:56:29,020 --> 02:56:29,940
Instant mash.

3895
02:56:33,440 --> 02:56:34,820
And I'm over...

3896
02:56:34,820 --> 02:56:36,460
If you...

3897
02:56:36,460 --> 02:56:38,060
See, the thing is...

3898
02:56:38,060 --> 02:56:40,460
Here's the cut and thrust of it, guys.

3899
02:56:40,940 --> 02:56:42,820
I'm going on...

3900
02:56:42,820 --> 02:56:44,260
Jake Butler's information.

3901
02:56:44,580 --> 02:56:45,920
Which is great information.

3902
02:56:46,160 --> 02:56:46,940
It has to be said.

3903
02:56:47,640 --> 02:56:48,940
Some fantastic information.

3904
02:56:50,060 --> 02:56:53,440
I've been getting the best results because of Jake Butler's information.

3905
02:56:55,040 --> 02:56:56,040
But my problem is...

3906
02:56:58,540 --> 02:57:03,000
I'm using that accelerator as a brake, effectively.

3907
02:57:04,240 --> 02:57:07,040
And when you start getting into that...

3908
02:57:07,040 --> 02:57:09,460
You're playing with fire.

3909
02:57:11,140 --> 02:57:12,300
You're playing with rubber.

3910
02:57:13,940 --> 02:57:14,800
You're playing with...

3911
02:57:14,800 --> 02:57:15,800
It's a boy called Grant Thornton.

3912
02:57:15,940 --> 02:57:16,100
We need an offer.

3913
02:57:16,100 --> 02:57:17,180
Captain Sack, thank you very much.

3914
02:57:17,240 --> 02:57:18,380
You're playing with tarmac.

3915
02:57:24,220 --> 02:57:27,100
Let off at the entry so you don't spin out, says Jake.

3916
02:57:29,620 --> 02:57:30,700
I can't believe it.

3917
02:57:30,780 --> 02:57:32,880
I can't believe that...

3918
02:57:32,880 --> 02:57:36,980
There's a fella called Tanner Bowman who's from this place.

3919
02:57:37,160 --> 02:57:38,060
And he's watching.

3920
02:57:41,520 --> 02:57:42,440
Watching me fail.

3921
02:57:42,440 --> 02:57:48,000
We need to do this.

3922
02:57:48,000 --> 02:57:51,420
There's an American called Landry up the top.

3923
02:57:52,080 --> 02:57:53,900
And then Lopez, a Cuban, or...

3924
02:57:53,900 --> 02:57:55,140
Don't know what flag that is.

3925
02:57:56,880 --> 02:57:58,240
Flores, another American.

3926
02:57:58,600 --> 02:58:00,040
Mendoza, Mexican buck.

3927
02:58:00,820 --> 02:58:01,780
Then there's me.

3928
02:58:02,340 --> 02:58:03,420
A couple of Brazilians.

3929
02:58:04,180 --> 02:58:06,160
A couple of more Americans as well.

3930
02:58:07,220 --> 02:58:09,640
I didn't want to make this about nationality or a race.

3931
02:58:11,640 --> 02:58:16,840
The only race is the race that we're fucking racing in now.

3932
02:58:17,880 --> 02:58:18,860
Let's do this.

3933
02:58:23,400 --> 02:58:25,680
It's a Puerto Rican flag, I think.

3934
02:58:25,820 --> 02:58:27,260
Or somebody has said Young Spuds.

3935
02:58:34,260 --> 02:58:35,460
Let's just restart that.

3936
02:58:35,640 --> 02:58:38,340
Because I read someone saying their break before the turn.

3937
02:58:45,540 --> 02:58:48,000
We're going to do this for Texas.

3938
02:58:48,320 --> 02:58:50,440
We're going to do this for Austin, Texas.

3939
02:58:50,700 --> 02:58:52,600
We're going to do this for West Texas.

3940
02:58:53,020 --> 02:58:54,920
We're going to do this for Tallahassee.

3941
02:58:55,460 --> 02:58:57,000
We're going to do this...

3942
02:58:57,000 --> 02:58:59,820
For Dallas.

3943
02:59:00,820 --> 02:59:03,160
We're going to do this for the Dallas Cowboys.

3944
02:59:03,320 --> 02:59:04,200
For the Mavericks.

3945
02:59:05,100 --> 02:59:07,060
We're going to do this for Dallas.

3946
02:59:07,100 --> 02:59:08,440
The TV series.

3947
02:59:09,180 --> 02:59:11,700
We're going to do this for Stuart Dallas.

3948
02:59:12,920 --> 02:59:14,540
The Cookstown Cofu.

3949
02:59:15,560 --> 02:59:17,500
We're going to do this...

3950
02:59:17,500 --> 02:59:19,680
Get the fuck out of my way, Dodger.

3951
02:59:29,900 --> 02:59:32,540
We're going to do this for Tex from Super Ted.

3952
02:59:33,880 --> 02:59:36,840
We're going to do this for Tex-Mex cuisine.

3953
02:59:37,320 --> 02:59:37,520
Yeah?

3954
02:59:37,520 --> 02:59:46,180
We're going to do this for the Jukes of Hazard.

3955
02:59:49,620 --> 02:59:55,060
We're going to do this for Hank Hill.

3956
02:59:55,060 --> 03:00:10,100
These two books.

3957
03:00:10,640 --> 03:00:12,120
Flores and Landry, look.

3958
03:00:12,740 --> 03:00:13,540
They're nasty.

3959
03:00:14,040 --> 03:00:15,240
They're fucking nasty.

3960
03:00:16,620 --> 03:00:18,560
Sorry, I'm getting a bit nasty myself.

3961
03:00:18,660 --> 03:00:19,160
But it's just...

3962
03:00:21,160 --> 03:00:22,660
Par for the course.

3963
03:00:22,660 --> 03:00:27,180
The cunts have it.

3964
03:00:27,940 --> 03:00:28,700
The cunts have it.

3965
03:00:34,460 --> 03:00:35,240
Fuck you.

3966
03:00:35,240 --> 03:00:54,980
Stupid truck.

3967
03:00:54,980 --> 03:01:06,280
Where's Sarah?

3968
03:01:06,580 --> 03:01:07,580
Where's Sarah gone?

3969
03:01:07,680 --> 03:01:11,600
You notice how fucking Sarah leaves when you start failing?

3970
03:01:22,980 --> 03:01:24,180
Sarah's with Landry.

3971
03:01:24,880 --> 03:01:26,260
Sarah's with fucking...

3972
03:01:26,260 --> 03:01:30,080
Oh, for fuck's sake, lads.

3973
03:01:30,180 --> 03:01:31,040
Come on.

3974
03:01:31,140 --> 03:01:32,440
Get it together, Connor.

3975
03:01:34,940 --> 03:01:37,200
You've driven all you can drive.

3976
03:01:37,920 --> 03:01:39,580
Now it's time to drive.

3977
03:01:39,720 --> 03:01:41,120
The drive of your life.

3978
03:01:45,940 --> 03:01:47,900
Bobby Bergkamp, thanks for the tip.

3979
03:01:48,900 --> 03:01:51,720
Just note, Sarah's out there with fucking Landry.

3980
03:01:52,420 --> 03:01:53,200
Or Bowman.

3981
03:01:53,200 --> 03:02:23,180
*Sigh*

3982
03:02:23,180 --> 03:02:25,180
B78 vanquished.

3983
03:02:29,180 --> 03:02:33,180
Dodge Super B70 got him in my sights. He's no match for me.

3984
03:02:33,180 --> 03:02:40,180
Gonna take him on the outside. That's how confident I am. Camaro go home. Camaro go home.

3985
03:02:40,180 --> 03:02:44,180
Mustang Mick. August on Superbird Plymouth.

3986
03:02:46,180 --> 03:02:48,180
Your ass is mine.

3987
03:02:48,180 --> 03:02:53,180
Gonna take you on the bend. Not even gonna give you the fucking dignity of a straight overtake.

3988
03:02:53,180 --> 03:02:57,180
Gonna overtake Corvette Stingray very early on here.

3989
03:02:57,180 --> 03:03:03,180
What about C3 and this fucking Poochie Mama up ahead. This is a good little run this lads.

3990
03:03:03,180 --> 03:03:11,180
Don't wanna spoil it. It's a nice little run. Feeling very nice. I hope Sarah is ready for gold here.

3991
03:03:11,180 --> 03:03:20,180
I hope Sarah's watching. Looking forward to it. We're looking for- no!

3992
03:03:20,180 --> 03:03:21,180
No! No!

3993
03:03:30,180 --> 03:03:31,180
You fucking prick.

3994
03:03:34,180 --> 03:03:35,180
You absolute prick.

3995
03:03:37,180 --> 03:03:38,180
Still another lap.

3996
03:03:38,180 --> 03:03:38,180
Still on.

3997
03:03:38,180 --> 03:03:38,180
Oh!

3998
03:03:38,180 --> 03:03:43,180
Arse! Arse! Arse! Arse!

3999
03:03:43,180 --> 03:03:46,020
It's still on.

4000
03:03:49,820 --> 03:03:50,420
Oh.

4001
03:03:52,660 --> 03:03:54,400
Arse. Arse.

4002
03:03:55,540 --> 03:03:56,220
Arse.

4003
03:03:58,620 --> 03:04:00,700
Just fucking driving to the track.

4004
03:04:05,680 --> 03:04:07,140
I was going so well.

4005
03:04:07,360 --> 03:04:10,020
What was wrong there was hubris.

4006
03:04:10,500 --> 03:04:11,760
And I tell you why, guys.

4007
03:04:12,180 --> 03:04:13,540
I was doing so well.

4008
03:04:14,260 --> 03:04:17,360
You saw the way I was fucking nailing those first few turns.

4009
03:04:18,540 --> 03:04:21,500
I thought I was, again, premature.

4010
03:04:21,500 --> 03:04:26,340
I thought I was finished when I still had another two laps.

4011
03:04:27,780 --> 03:04:29,820
That's how good I was.

4012
03:04:30,000 --> 03:04:35,660
That's how fast, how clinical I was.

4013
03:04:41,180 --> 03:04:43,920
I'm a fucking hot lap.

4014
03:04:43,920 --> 03:04:43,920
I'm a fucking hot lap.

4015
03:04:43,920 --> 03:04:43,920
I'm a fucking hot lap.

4016
03:04:43,920 --> 03:04:43,920
I'm a fucking hot lap.

4017
03:04:43,920 --> 03:04:43,960
I'm a fucking hot lap.

4018
03:04:43,960 --> 03:04:44,420
I'm a fucking hot lap.

4019
03:04:44,420 --> 03:04:46,420
I'm a fucking hot lap.

4020
03:04:46,420 --> 03:04:47,920
I'm a fucking hot lap.

4021
03:04:47,920 --> 03:04:49,420
I'm a fucking hot lap.

4022
03:04:49,420 --> 03:04:58,420
I'm a fucking hot lap.

4023
03:04:58,420 --> 03:04:58,420
Beautiful stuff.

4024
03:04:58,420 --> 03:04:58,740
Beautiful stuff.

4025
03:04:58,740 --> 03:05:04,480
Doesn't matter.

4026
03:05:04,480 --> 03:05:08,600
Doesn't matter.

4027
03:05:08,720 --> 03:05:09,800
Doesn't matter about that.

4028
03:05:12,480 --> 03:05:13,980
It's cosmetic.

4029
03:05:13,980 --> 03:05:16,720
Superficial.

4030
03:05:16,720 --> 03:05:16,720
Superficial.

4031
03:05:20,720 --> 03:05:21,120
Inconsequential.

4032
03:05:23,800 --> 03:05:25,700
Gonna use you, yeah, as a buffer.

4033
03:05:28,220 --> 03:05:28,660
Superbird.

4034
03:05:28,720 --> 03:05:29,720
Gonna use you.

4035
03:05:31,720 --> 03:05:32,120
Stingray.

4036
03:05:32,120 --> 03:05:32,160
Stingray.

4037
03:05:32,220 --> 03:05:33,100
You're nothing to me.

4038
03:05:37,300 --> 03:05:37,860
Corvette.

4039
03:05:38,060 --> 03:05:38,580
C3.

4040
03:05:39,900 --> 03:05:41,000
Just gonna bully you.

4041
03:05:42,440 --> 03:05:44,700
Just gonna fucking bully you off this bend here.

4042
03:05:46,960 --> 03:05:50,120
I could crush you in so many ways, Corvette.

4043
03:05:50,920 --> 03:05:53,400
I could crush you in so many ways.

4044
03:05:56,120 --> 03:05:58,560
Just gonna bully you off the last turn here.

4045
03:05:59,280 --> 03:06:00,120
Let me at him.

4046
03:06:00,240 --> 03:06:01,580
Let me at the guy in front of you.

4047
03:06:04,480 --> 03:06:05,380
Let me at him.

4048
03:06:05,440 --> 03:06:05,980
You can't.

4049
03:06:06,140 --> 03:06:07,380
Sorry for the language, lads.

4050
03:06:12,880 --> 03:06:13,800
Corvette C2.

4051
03:06:14,460 --> 03:06:15,260
It's me and you.

4052
03:06:15,820 --> 03:06:17,020
Last tango in Paris.

4053
03:06:18,260 --> 03:06:19,120
Paris, Texas.

4054
03:06:21,360 --> 03:06:22,440
Texas home base.

4055
03:06:27,240 --> 03:06:28,240
Texan hoedown.

4056
03:06:29,680 --> 03:06:32,660
Hope you've got your Texan boots on, you little cowboy.

4057
03:06:33,580 --> 03:06:33,840
What?

4058
03:06:33,840 --> 03:06:47,440
Where's Sarah?

4059
03:07:01,520 --> 03:07:02,960
These honchos.

4060
03:07:02,960 --> 03:07:06,180
Ain't gonna know what's hit them.

4061
03:07:06,540 --> 03:07:07,980
Heads are gonna roll, yeah?

4062
03:07:10,000 --> 03:07:11,120
Heads are gonna roll.

4063
03:07:12,920 --> 03:07:15,760
Super B70 in your fucking shitty lime green.

4064
03:07:16,940 --> 03:07:17,900
You're a nightmare.

4065
03:07:18,280 --> 03:07:19,140
You're a nightmare.

4066
03:07:20,240 --> 03:07:21,080
You're a nightmare.

4067
03:07:21,080 --> 03:07:21,220
You're a nightmare.

4068
03:07:21,220 --> 03:07:39,180
Shit.

4069
03:07:39,180 --> 03:07:40,840
Shit, this is a shit lap as well.

4070
03:07:42,760 --> 03:07:43,620
What's the point?

4071
03:07:44,140 --> 03:07:44,960
What's the point?

4072
03:07:46,120 --> 03:07:47,320
It's a waste of time.

4073
03:07:51,000 --> 03:07:51,940
Maybe a bit of magic.

4074
03:08:05,140 --> 03:08:07,200
Let me show my wild side.

4075
03:08:08,480 --> 03:08:10,920
I want to show my wild side.

4076
03:08:25,080 --> 03:08:26,320
Sorry about that, lads.

4077
03:08:26,420 --> 03:08:27,300
Just need to...

4078
03:08:27,300 --> 03:08:29,340
exercise the demons.

4079
03:08:33,800 --> 03:08:34,300
Clean.

4080
03:08:34,300 --> 03:08:41,520
Clean.

4081
03:08:41,520 --> 03:08:43,100
We're doing it clean.

4082
03:08:43,100 --> 03:08:56,160
We're doing it clean.

4083
03:08:56,160 --> 03:09:00,320
Ferrero Roche, we're doing this for you, buddy.

4084
03:09:03,320 --> 03:09:04,020
Kinder bueno.

4085
03:09:04,020 --> 03:09:17,460
Buenos noches, senorita.

4086
03:09:17,460 --> 03:09:20,360
Fuck off.

4087
03:09:26,360 --> 03:09:27,480
It's a shit lap.

4088
03:09:27,480 --> 03:09:34,160
I usually have these two mung beans absolutely vanquished.

4089
03:09:41,000 --> 03:09:43,720
Using the walls for comfort.

4090
03:09:54,920 --> 03:09:55,480
Adios.

4091
03:09:55,480 --> 03:09:55,480
Adios.

4092
03:09:55,480 --> 03:09:55,480
Adios.

4093
03:09:55,480 --> 03:09:55,480
Adios.

4094
03:09:55,480 --> 03:09:55,480
Adios.

4095
03:09:55,480 --> 03:09:55,480
Adios.

4096
03:09:55,480 --> 03:09:57,600
adios adios

4097
03:09:57,600 --> 03:10:25,780
The Posts

4098
03:10:25,780 --> 03:10:55,760
The Posts

4099
03:10:55,760 --> 03:11:25,740
The Posts

4100
03:11:25,740 --> 03:11:27,740
The Posts

4101
03:11:27,740 --> 03:11:29,740
The Posts

4102
03:11:29,740 --> 03:11:31,740
The Posts

4103
03:11:31,740 --> 03:11:33,740
The Posts

4104
03:11:33,740 --> 03:11:35,740
The Posts

4105
03:11:35,740 --> 03:11:45,740
The Posts

4106
03:11:45,740 --> 03:11:55,740
The Posts

4107
03:11:55,740 --> 03:12:01,740
The Posts

4108
03:12:01,740 --> 03:12:11,740
The Posts

4109
03:12:11,740 --> 03:12:21,740
The Posts

4110
03:12:21,740 --> 03:12:23,740
The Posts

4111
03:12:23,740 --> 03:12:23,740
The Posts

4112
03:12:23,740 --> 03:12:25,740
The Posts

4113
03:12:25,740 --> 03:12:27,740
The Posts

4114
03:12:27,740 --> 03:12:29,740
The Posts

4115
03:12:29,740 --> 03:12:29,740
The Posts

4116
03:12:29,740 --> 03:12:31,740
The Posts

4117
03:12:31,740 --> 03:12:33,740
The Posts

4118
03:12:33,740 --> 03:12:35,740
The Posts

4119
03:12:35,740 --> 03:12:37,740
The Posts

4120
03:12:37,740 --> 03:12:39,740
The Posts

4121
03:12:39,740 --> 03:12:41,740
*crickets*

4122
03:12:41,740 --> 03:12:43,740
*crickets*

4123
03:12:43,740 --> 03:12:45,740
*crickets*

4124
03:12:45,740 --> 03:12:47,740
*crickets*

4125
03:12:47,740 --> 03:12:49,740
*crickets*

4126
03:12:49,740 --> 03:12:51,740
*crickets*

4127
03:12:51,740 --> 03:13:21,720
*Loud noise*

4128
03:13:21,720 --> 03:13:43,700
Oh that was nice! That was beautiful! What have we got in the locker? What have we got in the locker for these guys? That's fucking lovely, that's really nice.

4129
03:13:51,700 --> 03:13:53,700
*Loud noise*

4130
03:13:53,700 --> 03:14:09,700
Don't fuck me up. Don't fuck me up. Don't fuck me up! You bastard. You absolutes. Gonna have your job. Gonna have your job.

4131
03:14:09,700 --> 03:14:33,620
Just cool it, yeah? Just play it nice and cool. Don't think it. Don't overthink it. Just...

4132
03:14:35,700 --> 03:15:01,560
Just you do you. Yeah, you do you. There's no pressure. Because... Fuck you. You're killing momentum by hitting the lads. See, I... I know I'm killing momentum by hitting the lads.

4133
03:15:01,700 --> 03:15:08,940
But if you ever considered, I might not be meaning to hit the lads. Now you're making me swerve everywhere, see I.

4134
03:15:08,940 --> 03:15:15,940
*Sigh*

4135
03:15:15,940 --> 03:15:16,940
*Sigh*

4136
03:15:16,940 --> 03:15:17,940
*Sigh*

4137
03:15:17,940 --> 03:15:18,940
*Sigh*

4138
03:15:18,940 --> 03:15:19,940
*Sigh*

4139
03:15:19,940 --> 03:15:20,940
*Sigh*

4140
03:15:20,940 --> 03:15:21,940
*Sigh*

4141
03:15:21,940 --> 03:15:22,940
*Sigh*

4142
03:15:22,940 --> 03:15:23,940
*Sigh*

4143
03:15:23,940 --> 03:15:24,940
*Sigh*

4144
03:15:24,940 --> 03:15:25,940
*Sigh*

4145
03:15:25,940 --> 03:15:39,460
It's an absolute shite

4146
03:15:39,460 --> 03:15:41,860
Just going round on the fucking outside

4147
03:15:41,860 --> 03:15:44,240
Getting shafted

4148
03:15:44,240 --> 03:15:46,100
And just, I don't know what I'm doing

4149
03:15:46,100 --> 03:15:47,580
I just need to think about this

4150
03:15:47,580 --> 03:15:49,680
Is this really the path I want to go down

4151
03:15:49,680 --> 03:15:50,900
At half one in the morning

4152
03:15:50,900 --> 03:15:53,980
Having set a cut off period

4153
03:15:53,980 --> 03:15:55,900
There at the beginning of the stream

4154
03:15:55,900 --> 03:15:57,960
What was it? Half ten till half eleven

4155
03:15:57,960 --> 03:15:59,480
Half twelve, half one

4156
03:15:59,480 --> 03:16:01,300
You know, this is it

4157
03:16:01,300 --> 03:16:02,640
I'm fucking done, you know

4158
03:16:02,640 --> 03:16:05,660
Fucking done

4159
03:16:05,660 --> 03:16:07,220
One more

4160
03:16:25,860 --> 03:16:47,820
It's when they fucking hit you on the side strip like that

4161
03:16:47,820 --> 03:16:49,420
It's nasty and it's not right

4162
03:16:49,420 --> 03:16:51,740
And they should be fucking disqualified for that

4163
03:16:51,740 --> 03:16:53,220
Where's the referee?

4164
03:16:53,220 --> 03:16:54,820
Where's the umpire?

4165
03:16:54,820 --> 03:16:54,840
Where's the umpire?

4166
03:16:54,840 --> 03:16:54,840
Where's the umpire?

4167
03:16:54,840 --> 03:16:54,840
Where's the umpire?

4168
03:16:54,840 --> 03:16:54,840
Where's the umpire?

4169
03:16:54,840 --> 03:16:54,840
Where's the umpire?

4170
03:16:54,840 --> 03:16:54,860
Where's the umpire?

4171
03:16:54,860 --> 03:16:54,860
Where's the umpire?

4172
03:16:54,860 --> 03:16:54,860
Where's the umpire?

4173
03:16:54,860 --> 03:16:54,860
Where's the umpire?

4174
03:16:54,860 --> 03:16:54,860
Where's the umpire?

4175
03:16:54,860 --> 03:16:54,860
Where's the umpire?

4176
03:16:54,860 --> 03:16:54,860
Where's the umpire?

4177
03:17:12,860 --> 03:17:14,800
It's rude and it's tacky

4178
03:17:14,800 --> 03:17:20,240
And it's not nice

4179
03:17:20,240 --> 03:17:33,620
Killroy Silk

4180
03:17:33,620 --> 03:17:35,540
Thank you

4181
03:17:35,540 --> 03:17:50,240
Just way away with the fairies

4182
03:17:50,240 --> 03:17:55,260
Too much side spin

4183
03:17:55,260 --> 03:17:57,480
Real crap turn

4184
03:17:57,480 --> 03:17:58,960
Bad technique

4185
03:17:58,960 --> 03:18:00,240
Poor execution

4186
03:18:00,240 --> 03:18:03,380
Pissing in the wind

4187
03:18:03,380 --> 03:18:09,580
Yeah

4188
03:18:09,580 --> 03:18:11,780
Somebody call Grant Thornton

4189
03:18:11,780 --> 03:18:12,700
We need an audit

4190
03:18:12,700 --> 03:18:13,660
Tam fam

4191
03:18:13,660 --> 03:18:14,620
Thank you very much

4192
03:18:14,620 --> 03:18:18,740
Mac

4193
03:18:18,740 --> 03:18:20,300
Franchine

4194
03:18:20,300 --> 03:18:21,340
Thank you very much

4195
03:18:21,340 --> 03:18:30,540
I mean I'm saying thank you

4196
03:18:30,540 --> 03:18:31,020
But I mean

4197
03:18:31,020 --> 03:18:33,000
I feel like you should be apologising

4198
03:18:33,000 --> 03:18:35,200
Because I've

4199
03:18:35,200 --> 03:18:36,640
I'm not delivering

4200
03:18:36,640 --> 03:18:38,540
What I know I'm capable of

4201
03:18:38,540 --> 03:18:40,120
What I know I've got

4202
03:18:40,120 --> 03:18:41,080
And there's these guys

4203
03:18:41,080 --> 03:18:42,400
That are taking me on the turn

4204
03:18:42,400 --> 03:18:43,560
And it's underhanded

4205
03:18:43,560 --> 03:18:45,020
Sneaky behaviour

4206
03:18:45,020 --> 03:18:46,360
By a few of these cats

4207
03:18:46,360 --> 03:18:47,340
That are trying to fucking

4208
03:18:47,340 --> 03:18:49,260
Ramshackle the arse of the car

4209
03:18:49,260 --> 03:18:50,640
As I'm going around the Sweeney

4210
03:18:50,640 --> 03:18:54,260
Just keep your cool Connor

4211
03:18:54,260 --> 03:18:55,620
Driving is like sales

4212
03:18:55,620 --> 03:18:56,940
It's all about the delivery

4213
03:18:56,940 --> 03:19:18,100
That's a lovely car there

4214
03:19:18,100 --> 03:19:19,180
I just overtook

4215
03:19:19,180 --> 03:19:21,200
I like the shape of it

4216
03:19:21,200 --> 03:19:26,420
I like the wheels on it

4217
03:19:26,420 --> 03:19:26,420
I like the wheels on it

4218
03:19:26,420 --> 03:19:32,780
These guys are rubbish

4219
03:19:32,780 --> 03:19:36,060
They should be fucking

4220
03:19:36,060 --> 03:19:38,560
Rounded up and thrown in a fucking skip

4221
03:19:38,560 --> 03:19:44,920
These two are jokers

4222
03:19:44,920 --> 03:19:46,360
Absolute joke machines

4223
03:19:46,360 --> 03:19:48,720
I wouldn't even laugh at them

4224
03:19:48,720 --> 03:19:50,500
Wouldn't even laugh at them

4225
03:19:50,500 --> 03:19:51,820
If they were on display

4226
03:19:51,820 --> 03:19:54,960
Super bird

4227
03:19:54,960 --> 03:19:56,760
Fuck

4228
03:19:56,760 --> 03:19:56,800
Fuck

4229
03:19:56,800 --> 03:20:09,000
Who are you?

4230
03:20:09,000 --> 03:20:11,140
Who are you?

4231
03:20:11,140 --> 03:20:33,480
Sick of this

4232
03:20:33,480 --> 03:20:35,040
Fucking sick of this now

4233
03:20:35,040 --> 03:20:39,100
How was it that I was doing so well

4234
03:20:39,100 --> 03:20:40,240
In the early stages?

4235
03:20:40,440 --> 03:20:41,560
You know, I could see the gold

4236
03:20:41,560 --> 03:20:42,540
It was just there

4237
03:20:42,540 --> 03:20:43,480
I could grab it

4238
03:20:43,480 --> 03:20:44,080
I could touch it

4239
03:20:44,080 --> 03:20:44,620
I could feel it

4240
03:20:44,620 --> 03:20:46,000
It's just

4241
03:20:46,000 --> 03:20:48,160
Disappeared

4242
03:20:48,160 --> 03:20:49,740
Remarkably

4243
03:20:49,740 --> 03:20:51,560
Vanished

4244
03:20:51,560 --> 03:20:53,000
Into thin air

4245
03:21:03,000 --> 03:21:03,520
Yeah

4246
03:21:03,520 --> 03:21:13,600
Intermittent bouts of tickler

4247
03:21:13,600 --> 03:21:22,000
It's fucking Plymouth

4248
03:21:22,000 --> 03:21:30,080
Some bit of joy there

4249
03:21:30,080 --> 03:21:43,160
Some bit of joy there

4250
03:21:43,160 --> 03:21:50,240
These bastards

4251
03:21:50,240 --> 03:21:51,860
These jokers

4252
03:21:51,860 --> 03:21:53,780
Standing in my way

4253
03:21:53,780 --> 03:21:55,300
You've no right to be there

4254
03:21:55,300 --> 03:21:55,740
You know?

4255
03:21:55,980 --> 03:21:56,740
You know why?

4256
03:21:58,120 --> 03:21:59,160
Because I took gold

4257
03:21:59,160 --> 03:22:00,740
On the previous fucking events

4258
03:22:00,740 --> 03:22:01,280
On

4259
03:22:01,280 --> 03:22:03,280
*cough*

4260
03:22:03,280 --> 03:22:05,280
*cough*

4261
03:22:05,280 --> 03:22:07,280
*cough*

4262
03:22:07,280 --> 03:22:09,280
*Gunshot*

4263
03:22:09,280 --> 03:22:11,280
*Gunshot*

4264
03:22:11,280 --> 03:22:13,280
*Gunshot*

4265
03:22:13,280 --> 03:22:15,280
*Gunshot*

4266
03:22:15,280 --> 03:22:17,280
*Gunshot*

4267
03:22:17,280 --> 03:22:19,280
*Gunshot*

4268
03:22:19,280 --> 03:22:49,260
I'm going to get a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit.

4269
03:22:49,260 --> 03:23:17,760
Different tickler technique. Just going to press it, let it off, press it, let it off. See if that works. I wonder if it's staying in and forth the right idea. Jake said it was.

4270
03:23:17,760 --> 03:23:40,520
Get out of the fucking way, man. What are you driving, Joe? Who are you and why are you?

4271
03:23:40,520 --> 03:24:10,300
It's not looking good for the final lap.

4272
03:24:10,300 --> 03:24:23,800
It's not looking good. This idiot. This idiot just sitting on.

4273
03:24:23,800 --> 03:24:52,520
I'm speechless.

4274
03:24:52,520 --> 03:24:54,520
absolutely speechless.

4275
03:24:54,520 --> 03:24:56,520
absolutely speechless.

4276
03:25:04,520 --> 03:25:06,520
just have no words.

4277
03:25:06,520 --> 03:25:08,520
I have no words for this.

4278
03:25:08,520 --> 03:25:10,520
I have no words for this.

4279
03:25:10,520 --> 03:25:12,520
I have no words for this.

4280
03:25:12,520 --> 03:25:14,520
I have no words for this.

4281
03:25:14,520 --> 03:25:21,520
*music*

4282
03:25:21,520 --> 03:25:46,520
*music*

4283
03:25:46,520 --> 03:25:50,520
Shoulders back, chin to the sky.

4284
03:25:50,520 --> 03:25:53,520
Talate Center, thank you very much.

4285
03:25:53,520 --> 03:25:57,520
*music*

4286
03:25:57,520 --> 03:26:00,520
Somebody says "Bronze or Williams".

4287
03:26:00,520 --> 03:26:14,520
*music*

4288
03:26:14,520 --> 03:26:16,520
Let's do this one more time.

4289
03:26:16,520 --> 03:26:19,520
But I mean, will it, do I want this anymore?

4290
03:26:19,520 --> 03:26:21,520
It's 20 to 2.

4291
03:26:21,520 --> 03:26:23,520
*shrug*

4292
03:26:24,520 --> 03:26:26,520
I mean, even if I get gold in this,

4293
03:26:26,520 --> 03:26:28,520
there's still what?

4294
03:26:28,520 --> 03:26:31,520
Another two or three to the piece to the puzzle.

4295
03:26:31,520 --> 03:26:35,520
But if I come away with the gold,

4296
03:26:35,520 --> 03:26:39,520
that's gonna feel fucking terrific.

4297
03:26:39,520 --> 03:26:43,520
And it's gonna mean that I'm gonna hit the next session.

4298
03:26:43,520 --> 03:26:45,520
*music*

4299
03:26:45,520 --> 03:26:47,520
Fully golded.

4300
03:26:47,520 --> 03:26:51,520
*music*

4301
03:26:51,520 --> 03:26:52,520
*music*

4302
03:26:52,520 --> 03:26:53,520
*music*

4303
03:26:53,520 --> 03:26:55,520
*music*

4304
03:26:55,520 --> 03:27:01,520
*music*

4305
03:27:01,520 --> 03:27:03,520
*music*

4306
03:27:03,520 --> 03:27:05,520
*music*

4307
03:27:05,520 --> 03:27:07,520
*music*

4308
03:27:07,520 --> 03:27:35,240
Lovely.

4309
03:27:35,240 --> 03:27:37,240
Lovely.

4310
03:27:41,240 --> 03:27:51,240
You're joking. You're joking me. Why do you tell these jokes? Why do you tell these jokes again and again? They're not funny. The jokes are not funny.

4311
03:27:51,240 --> 03:28:21,220
I'm going to go to the next one.

4312
03:28:21,220 --> 03:28:39,760
I might as well just go to bed.

4313
03:28:39,760 --> 03:28:41,180
I might as well just go to bed.

4314
03:28:41,180 --> 03:28:57,700
Fucking gripping this wheel strongly now.

4315
03:28:57,700 --> 03:29:03,180
Jean-Luc Picard, thank you very much.

4316
03:29:03,180 --> 03:29:08,580
You crazy bastard.

4317
03:29:08,580 --> 03:29:15,180
You fucking crazy orange bastard.

4318
03:29:15,180 --> 03:29:20,180
You sick fucker.

4319
03:29:20,180 --> 03:29:25,180
You're a sick individual driving a stupid car.

4320
03:29:32,180 --> 03:29:33,180
This is not nice.

4321
03:29:33,180 --> 03:29:35,180
This is not the way I want to be.

4322
03:29:35,180 --> 03:29:42,180
This is actually turning me into a right fucking nasty brick.

4323
03:29:42,180 --> 03:29:43,180
This is not the way I'm going to be.

4324
03:29:43,180 --> 03:29:44,180
This is not the way I'm going to be.

4325
03:29:44,180 --> 03:29:45,180
This is not the way I'm going to be.

4326
03:29:45,180 --> 03:29:46,180
This is not the way I'm going to be.

4327
03:29:46,180 --> 03:29:47,180
This is not the way I'm going to be.

4328
03:29:47,180 --> 03:29:48,180
This is not the way I'm going to be.

4329
03:29:48,180 --> 03:29:49,180
This is not the way I'm going to be.

4330
03:29:49,180 --> 03:29:50,180
This is not the way I'm going to be.

4331
03:29:50,180 --> 03:29:51,180
This is not the way I'm going to be.

4332
03:29:51,180 --> 03:29:52,180
This is not the way I'm going to be.

4333
03:29:52,180 --> 03:29:53,180
This is not the way I'm going to be.

4334
03:29:53,180 --> 03:29:54,180
This is not the way I'm going to be.

4335
03:29:54,180 --> 03:29:55,180
This is not the way I'm going to be.

4336
03:29:55,180 --> 03:29:56,180
This is not the way I'm going to be.

4337
03:29:56,180 --> 03:29:57,180
This is not the way I'm going to be.

4338
03:29:57,180 --> 03:29:58,180
This is not the way I'm going to be.

4339
03:29:58,180 --> 03:30:24,180
This is not the way I'm going to be.

4340
03:30:24,180 --> 03:30:25,180
Don't care.

4341
03:30:25,180 --> 03:30:31,180
I do care.

4342
03:30:31,180 --> 03:30:32,180
I do care.

4343
03:30:32,180 --> 03:30:34,180
I care very much about that.

4344
03:30:34,180 --> 03:30:36,180
This is not right.

4345
03:30:36,180 --> 03:30:37,180
This is not me.

4346
03:30:37,180 --> 03:30:41,180
And I'm feeling very, very, very wound up.

4347
03:30:41,180 --> 03:30:44,180
And it's unfortunate, to say the least,

4348
03:30:44,180 --> 03:30:50,180
after such an optimal and optimistic introduction

4349
03:30:50,180 --> 03:30:53,180
and a couple of few nice bronze trophies,

4350
03:30:53,180 --> 03:30:55,180
a nice prize car.

4351
03:30:55,180 --> 03:31:00,180
And unfortunately we've been led down into a snake pit.

4352
03:31:00,180 --> 03:31:02,180
Of just utter snakes.

4353
03:31:02,180 --> 03:31:04,180
You can see the way they operate.

4354
03:31:04,180 --> 03:31:06,180
They're underhanded.

4355
03:31:06,180 --> 03:31:08,180
They don't play by the rules.

4356
03:31:08,180 --> 03:31:11,180
And I don't think they'd even know how to play by the rules.

4357
03:31:11,180 --> 03:31:12,180
If they had a rule book.

4358
03:31:12,180 --> 03:31:15,180
I don't think they'd even read the rule book, to be honest with you.

4359
03:31:15,180 --> 03:31:16,180
I think it's a damn shame.

4360
03:31:16,180 --> 03:31:18,180
I think it's a damn shame.

4361
03:31:18,180 --> 03:31:20,180
I think it's a damn shame.

4362
03:31:20,180 --> 03:31:21,180
I think it's a damn shame.

4363
03:31:21,180 --> 03:31:22,180
I think it's a damn shame.

4364
03:31:22,180 --> 03:31:23,180
I think it's a damn shame.

4365
03:31:23,180 --> 03:31:24,180
I think it's a damn shame.

4366
03:31:24,180 --> 03:31:25,180
I think it's a damn shame.

4367
03:31:25,180 --> 03:31:26,180
I think it's a damn shame.

4368
03:31:26,180 --> 03:31:27,180
I think it's a damn shame.

4369
03:31:27,180 --> 03:31:28,180
I think it's a damn shame.

4370
03:31:28,180 --> 03:31:29,180
I think it's a damn shame.

4371
03:31:29,180 --> 03:31:30,180
I think it's a damn shame.

4372
03:31:30,180 --> 03:31:31,180
I think it's a damn shame.

4373
03:31:31,180 --> 03:31:32,180
I think it's a damn shame.

4374
03:31:32,180 --> 03:31:33,180
I think it's a damn shame.

4375
03:31:33,180 --> 03:31:34,180
I think it's a damn shame.

4376
03:31:34,180 --> 03:31:39,180
Sarah's got Landry's jacket over her shoulders.

4377
03:31:39,180 --> 03:31:47,180
He's probably in the Banana Boys pit room with Landry.

4378
03:31:47,180 --> 03:31:51,180
Bowman's playing tunes off of his fucking phone.

4379
03:31:51,180 --> 03:31:53,180
He's found an auxiliary jack.

4380
03:31:53,180 --> 03:32:00,180
And I'm out here sweating my bollocks off, trying to fucking get the job done.

4381
03:32:00,180 --> 03:32:02,180
Sarah's just partying away.

4382
03:32:02,180 --> 03:32:04,180
She hasn't even been in touch.

4383
03:32:04,180 --> 03:32:05,180
Where has she been?

4384
03:32:05,180 --> 03:32:06,180
Where has she been?

4385
03:32:06,180 --> 03:32:07,180
I mean, these are the times when I need her.

4386
03:32:07,180 --> 03:32:08,180
And she's gone.

4387
03:32:08,180 --> 03:32:09,180
She's gone missing.

4388
03:32:09,180 --> 03:32:10,180
Tom Bowler away.

4389
03:32:10,180 --> 03:32:11,180
Thank you very much.

4390
03:32:27,180 --> 03:32:29,180
It's 1:45.

4391
03:32:29,180 --> 03:32:30,180
I'm alive.

4392
03:32:30,180 --> 03:32:34,180
If I can get, if I can come away with something before 2:00.

4393
03:32:34,180 --> 03:32:39,180
Back in Sarah's good books.

4394
03:32:41,180 --> 03:32:42,180
Then I'll sleep.

4395
03:32:42,180 --> 03:32:44,180
And I'll sleep soundly.

4396
03:32:44,180 --> 03:32:46,180
You've driven all you can drive.

4397
03:32:46,180 --> 03:32:48,180
Tam Fam, thank you very much.

4398
03:32:48,180 --> 03:32:50,180
Simply say, my Sarah.

4399
03:32:50,180 --> 03:32:53,180
When you came to my life, you changed my world.

4400
03:32:53,180 --> 03:32:54,180
My Sarah.

4401
03:32:54,180 --> 03:32:57,180
When I look in your eyes, I've murdered this.

4402
03:32:57,180 --> 03:32:58,180
I'm so wound up.

4403
03:32:58,180 --> 03:32:59,180
Sorry about that.

4404
03:32:59,180 --> 03:33:01,180
I mean, we all know the song.

4405
03:33:01,180 --> 03:33:03,180
When I look in your eyes, I see my prize.

4406
03:33:03,180 --> 03:33:04,180
My Sarah.

4407
03:33:04,180 --> 03:33:04,900
my Sarah.

4408
03:33:07,860 --> 03:33:09,060
Within Lizzy there.

4409
03:33:27,280 --> 03:33:28,160
Yenny technology.

4410
03:33:28,160 --> 03:33:35,160
Yenny technology.

4411
03:33:50,840 --> 03:33:54,260
The fuck is going on? What the fuck is going on?

4412
03:33:54,260 --> 03:34:16,640
I'm going to drop into third. Don't care.

4413
03:34:19,560 --> 03:34:21,860
That was shite. That was a fuck up.

4414
03:34:21,860 --> 03:34:32,200
You've driven all you can drive.

4415
03:34:32,200 --> 03:34:42,540
That was a good one.

4416
03:34:42,540 --> 03:34:52,880
You've driven all you can drive.

4417
03:34:52,880 --> 03:34:54,880
You've driven all you can drive.

4418
03:34:54,880 --> 03:34:56,880
You've driven all you can drive.

4419
03:34:56,880 --> 03:34:58,220
You've driven all you can drive.

4420
03:34:58,220 --> 03:34:59,220
You've driven all you can drive.

4421
03:34:59,220 --> 03:35:00,220
You've driven all you can drive.

4422
03:35:00,220 --> 03:35:01,220
You've driven all you can drive.

4423
03:35:01,220 --> 03:35:03,220
You've driven all you can drive.

4424
03:35:03,220 --> 03:35:05,220
You've driven all you can drive.

4425
03:35:05,220 --> 03:35:07,220
You've driven all you can drive.

4426
03:35:07,220 --> 03:35:09,220
You've driven all you can drive.

4427
03:35:09,220 --> 03:35:10,220
You've driven all you can drive.

4428
03:35:10,220 --> 03:35:11,220
You've driven all you can drive.

4429
03:35:11,220 --> 03:35:12,220
You've driven all you can drive.

4430
03:35:12,220 --> 03:35:13,220
You've driven all you can drive.

4431
03:35:13,220 --> 03:35:14,220
You've driven all you can drive.

4432
03:35:14,220 --> 03:35:15,220
You've driven all you can drive.

4433
03:35:15,220 --> 03:35:16,220
You've driven all you can drive.

4434
03:35:16,220 --> 03:35:17,220
You've driven all you can drive.

4435
03:35:17,220 --> 03:35:18,220
You've driven all you can drive.

4436
03:35:18,220 --> 03:35:19,220
You've driven all you can drive.

4437
03:35:19,220 --> 03:35:20,220
You've driven all you can drive.

4438
03:35:20,220 --> 03:35:21,220
You've driven all you can drive.

4439
03:35:21,220 --> 03:35:22,220
You've driven all you can drive.

4440
03:35:22,220 --> 03:35:23,560
You've driven all you can drive.

4441
03:35:23,560 --> 03:35:24,560
You've driven all you can drive.

4442
03:35:24,560 --> 03:35:25,560
You've driven all you can drive.

4443
03:35:25,560 --> 03:35:26,560
You've driven all you can drive.

4444
03:35:26,560 --> 03:35:27,560
You've driven all you can drive.

4445
03:35:27,560 --> 03:35:28,560
You've driven all you can drive.

4446
03:35:28,560 --> 03:35:29,560
You've driven all you can drive.

4447
03:35:29,560 --> 03:35:30,560
You've driven all you can drive.

4448
03:35:30,560 --> 03:35:31,560
You've driven all you can drive.

4449
03:35:31,560 --> 03:35:32,560
You've driven all you can drive.

4450
03:35:32,560 --> 03:35:33,560
You've driven all you can drive.

4451
03:35:33,560 --> 03:35:34,560
You've driven all you can drive.

4452
03:35:34,560 --> 03:35:35,560
You've driven all you can drive.

4453
03:35:35,560 --> 03:35:36,560
You've driven all you can drive.

4454
03:35:36,560 --> 03:35:37,560
You've driven all you can drive.

4455
03:35:37,560 --> 03:35:38,560
You've driven all you can drive.

4456
03:35:38,560 --> 03:35:39,560
You've driven all you can drive.

4457
03:35:39,560 --> 03:35:40,560
You've driven all you can drive.

4458
03:35:40,560 --> 03:35:41,560
You've driven all you can drive.

4459
03:35:41,560 --> 03:35:42,560
You've driven all you can drive.

4460
03:35:42,560 --> 03:35:44,560
You've driven all you can drive.

4461
03:35:44,560 --> 03:35:46,560
You've driven all you can drive.

4462
03:35:46,560 --> 03:36:08,900
You've driven all you can drive.

4463
03:36:08,900 --> 03:36:13,900
No!

4464
03:36:13,900 --> 03:36:14,900
No!

4465
03:36:14,900 --> 03:36:31,240
You've driven all you can drive.

4466
03:36:31,240 --> 03:36:33,240
You've driven all you can drive.

4467
03:36:33,240 --> 03:36:35,240
You've driven all you can drive.

4468
03:36:35,240 --> 03:36:37,240
You've driven all you can drive.

4469
03:36:37,240 --> 03:36:38,240
You've driven all you can drive.

4470
03:36:38,240 --> 03:36:39,240
You've driven all you can drive.

4471
03:36:39,240 --> 03:36:41,240
You've driven all you can drive.

4472
03:36:41,240 --> 03:36:43,240
You've driven all you can drive.

4473
03:36:43,240 --> 03:36:45,580
You've driven all you can drive.

4474
03:36:45,580 --> 03:36:47,580
You've driven all you can drive.

4475
03:36:47,580 --> 03:36:49,580
You've driven all you can drive.

4476
03:36:49,580 --> 03:36:51,580
You've driven all you can drive.

4477
03:36:51,580 --> 03:36:53,580
You've driven all you can drive.

4478
03:36:53,580 --> 03:36:55,580
You've driven all you can drive.

4479
03:36:55,580 --> 03:36:57,580
You've driven all you can drive.

4480
03:36:57,580 --> 03:36:59,580
You've driven all you can drive.

4481
03:36:59,580 --> 03:37:01,580
You've driven all you can drive.

4482
03:37:01,580 --> 03:37:03,580
You've driven all you can drive.

4483
03:37:03,580 --> 03:37:05,580
You've driven all you can drive.

4484
03:37:05,580 --> 03:37:07,580
You've driven all you can drive.

4485
03:37:07,580 --> 03:37:09,920
You've driven all you can drive.

4486
03:37:09,920 --> 03:37:11,920
You've driven all you can drive.

4487
03:37:11,920 --> 03:37:13,920
You've driven all you can drive.

4488
03:37:13,920 --> 03:37:15,920
You've driven all you can drive.

4489
03:37:15,920 --> 03:37:17,920
You've driven all you can drive.

4490
03:37:17,920 --> 03:37:20,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4491
03:37:20,260 --> 03:37:22,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4492
03:37:22,260 --> 03:37:24,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4493
03:37:24,260 --> 03:37:26,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4494
03:37:26,260 --> 03:37:28,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4495
03:37:28,260 --> 03:37:29,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4496
03:37:29,260 --> 03:37:30,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4497
03:37:30,260 --> 03:37:31,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4498
03:37:31,260 --> 03:37:32,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4499
03:37:32,260 --> 03:37:33,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4500
03:37:33,260 --> 03:37:34,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4501
03:37:34,260 --> 03:37:35,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4502
03:37:35,260 --> 03:37:36,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4503
03:37:36,260 --> 03:37:37,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4504
03:37:37,260 --> 03:37:38,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4505
03:37:38,260 --> 03:37:39,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4506
03:37:39,260 --> 03:37:40,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4507
03:37:40,260 --> 03:37:41,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4508
03:37:41,260 --> 03:37:42,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4509
03:37:42,260 --> 03:37:43,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4510
03:37:43,260 --> 03:37:44,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4511
03:37:44,260 --> 03:37:45,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4512
03:37:45,260 --> 03:37:46,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4513
03:37:46,260 --> 03:37:47,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4514
03:37:47,260 --> 03:37:48,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4515
03:37:48,260 --> 03:37:49,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4516
03:37:49,260 --> 03:37:50,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4517
03:37:50,260 --> 03:37:51,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4518
03:37:51,260 --> 03:37:52,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4519
03:37:52,260 --> 03:37:53,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4520
03:37:53,260 --> 03:37:54,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4521
03:37:54,260 --> 03:37:55,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4522
03:37:55,260 --> 03:37:56,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4523
03:37:56,260 --> 03:37:57,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4524
03:37:57,260 --> 03:37:58,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4525
03:37:58,260 --> 03:37:59,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4526
03:37:59,260 --> 03:38:00,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4527
03:38:00,260 --> 03:38:01,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4528
03:38:01,260 --> 03:38:02,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4529
03:38:02,260 --> 03:38:03,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4530
03:38:03,260 --> 03:38:04,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4531
03:38:04,260 --> 03:38:05,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4532
03:38:05,260 --> 03:38:06,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4533
03:38:06,260 --> 03:38:07,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4534
03:38:07,260 --> 03:38:08,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4535
03:38:08,260 --> 03:38:09,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4536
03:38:09,260 --> 03:38:10,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4537
03:38:10,260 --> 03:38:11,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4538
03:38:11,260 --> 03:38:12,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4539
03:38:12,260 --> 03:38:13,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4540
03:38:13,260 --> 03:38:14,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4541
03:38:14,260 --> 03:38:15,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4542
03:38:15,260 --> 03:38:16,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4543
03:38:16,260 --> 03:38:17,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4544
03:38:17,260 --> 03:38:18,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4545
03:38:18,260 --> 03:38:19,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4546
03:38:19,260 --> 03:38:20,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4547
03:38:20,260 --> 03:38:21,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4548
03:38:21,260 --> 03:38:22,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4549
03:38:22,260 --> 03:38:23,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4550
03:38:23,260 --> 03:38:24,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4551
03:38:24,260 --> 03:38:37,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4552
03:38:37,260 --> 03:38:40,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4553
03:38:40,260 --> 03:38:41,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4554
03:38:41,260 --> 03:38:42,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4555
03:38:42,260 --> 03:38:43,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4556
03:38:43,260 --> 03:38:44,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4557
03:38:44,260 --> 03:38:45,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4558
03:38:45,260 --> 03:38:46,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4559
03:38:46,260 --> 03:38:47,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4560
03:38:47,260 --> 03:38:48,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4561
03:38:48,260 --> 03:38:49,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4562
03:38:49,260 --> 03:38:50,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4563
03:38:50,260 --> 03:38:51,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4564
03:38:51,260 --> 03:38:52,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4565
03:38:52,260 --> 03:38:53,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4566
03:38:53,260 --> 03:38:54,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4567
03:38:54,260 --> 03:38:55,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4568
03:38:55,260 --> 03:38:56,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4569
03:38:56,260 --> 03:38:57,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4570
03:38:57,260 --> 03:38:58,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4571
03:38:58,260 --> 03:38:59,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4572
03:38:59,260 --> 03:39:00,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4573
03:39:00,260 --> 03:39:01,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4574
03:39:01,260 --> 03:39:02,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4575
03:39:02,260 --> 03:39:03,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4576
03:39:03,260 --> 03:39:04,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4577
03:39:04,260 --> 03:39:05,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4578
03:39:05,260 --> 03:39:06,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4579
03:39:06,260 --> 03:39:07,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4580
03:39:07,260 --> 03:39:08,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4581
03:39:08,260 --> 03:39:09,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4582
03:39:09,260 --> 03:39:10,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4583
03:39:10,260 --> 03:39:11,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4584
03:39:11,260 --> 03:39:12,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4585
03:39:12,260 --> 03:39:13,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4586
03:39:13,260 --> 03:39:14,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4587
03:39:14,260 --> 03:39:15,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4588
03:39:15,260 --> 03:39:16,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4589
03:39:16,260 --> 03:39:17,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4590
03:39:17,260 --> 03:39:18,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4591
03:39:18,260 --> 03:39:19,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4592
03:39:19,260 --> 03:39:20,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4593
03:39:20,260 --> 03:39:21,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4594
03:39:21,260 --> 03:39:22,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4595
03:39:22,260 --> 03:39:23,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4596
03:39:23,260 --> 03:39:24,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4597
03:39:24,260 --> 03:39:25,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4598
03:39:25,260 --> 03:39:26,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4599
03:39:26,260 --> 03:39:27,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4600
03:39:27,260 --> 03:39:28,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4601
03:39:28,260 --> 03:39:29,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4602
03:39:29,260 --> 03:39:30,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4603
03:39:30,260 --> 03:39:31,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4604
03:39:31,260 --> 03:39:32,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4605
03:39:32,260 --> 03:39:33,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4606
03:39:33,260 --> 03:39:34,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4607
03:39:34,260 --> 03:39:35,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4608
03:39:35,260 --> 03:39:36,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4609
03:39:36,260 --> 03:39:37,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4610
03:39:37,260 --> 03:39:38,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4611
03:39:38,260 --> 03:39:39,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4612
03:39:39,260 --> 03:39:40,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4613
03:39:40,260 --> 03:39:41,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4614
03:39:41,260 --> 03:39:42,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4615
03:39:42,260 --> 03:39:43,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4616
03:39:43,260 --> 03:39:44,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4617
03:39:44,260 --> 03:39:45,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4618
03:39:45,260 --> 03:39:46,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4619
03:39:46,260 --> 03:39:47,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4620
03:39:47,260 --> 03:39:48,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4621
03:39:48,260 --> 03:39:49,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4622
03:39:49,260 --> 03:39:50,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4623
03:39:50,260 --> 03:39:51,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4624
03:39:51,260 --> 03:39:52,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4625
03:39:52,260 --> 03:39:53,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4626
03:39:53,260 --> 03:39:54,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4627
03:39:54,260 --> 03:39:55,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4628
03:39:55,260 --> 03:39:56,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4629
03:39:56,260 --> 03:39:57,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4630
03:39:57,260 --> 03:39:58,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4631
03:39:58,260 --> 03:40:02,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4632
03:40:02,260 --> 03:40:03,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4633
03:40:03,260 --> 03:40:04,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4634
03:40:04,260 --> 03:40:05,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4635
03:40:05,260 --> 03:40:06,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4636
03:40:06,260 --> 03:40:07,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4637
03:40:07,260 --> 03:40:08,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4638
03:40:08,260 --> 03:40:09,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4639
03:40:09,260 --> 03:40:10,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4640
03:40:10,260 --> 03:40:11,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4641
03:40:11,260 --> 03:40:12,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4642
03:40:12,260 --> 03:40:14,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4643
03:40:14,260 --> 03:40:15,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4644
03:40:15,260 --> 03:40:16,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4645
03:40:16,260 --> 03:40:17,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4646
03:40:17,260 --> 03:40:18,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4647
03:40:18,260 --> 03:40:19,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4648
03:40:19,260 --> 03:40:20,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4649
03:40:20,260 --> 03:40:21,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4650
03:40:21,260 --> 03:40:22,260
You've driven all you can drive.

4651
03:40:22,260 --> 03:40:25,260
I'm a fucking idiot.

4652
03:40:25,260 --> 03:40:28,260
The pad is coming off of my headphone.

4653
03:40:28,260 --> 03:40:30,260
The Bose pad.

4654
03:40:32,260 --> 03:40:34,260
The Bose pad has been ripped off.

4655
03:40:34,260 --> 03:40:37,260
I'm going to have to replace the pad.

4656
03:40:37,260 --> 03:40:40,260
It's not an official Bose pad.

4657
03:40:40,260 --> 03:40:44,260
It was a third party pad I purchased off Amazon two years ago.

4658
03:40:44,260 --> 03:40:45,260
But it's ripped off.

4659
03:40:45,260 --> 03:40:50,260
You're a fucking absolute idiot.

4660
03:40:50,260 --> 03:40:51,260
I thought.

4661
03:40:51,260 --> 03:40:52,260
Do you see how well I was racing?

4662
03:40:52,260 --> 03:40:54,260
I was racing so well.

4663
03:40:56,260 --> 03:40:58,260
That I thought that was the last lap.

4664
03:40:58,260 --> 03:41:02,260
Couldn't believe that I was overtaking them with one lap to go.

4665
03:41:05,260 --> 03:41:06,260
It's fine.

4666
03:41:06,260 --> 03:41:09,260
These things, they cost like 2 euro 50 to replace.

4667
03:41:09,260 --> 03:41:10,260
It's fine, but it's just.

4668
03:41:12,260 --> 03:41:13,260
We're going to do it.

4669
03:41:13,260 --> 03:41:15,260
We're going to do it without the comfort.

4670
03:41:15,260 --> 03:41:19,260
Of a fully adhered pad.

4671
03:41:19,260 --> 03:41:21,260
That's what we're going to do it without.

4672
03:41:25,260 --> 03:41:27,260
Thank God for Chinese stuff.

4673
03:41:29,260 --> 03:41:32,260
Because if you went through Bose, they'd charge you an arm and a leg.

4674
03:41:32,260 --> 03:41:33,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4675
03:41:33,260 --> 03:41:34,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4676
03:41:34,260 --> 03:41:35,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4677
03:41:35,260 --> 03:41:36,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4678
03:41:36,260 --> 03:41:37,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4679
03:41:37,260 --> 03:41:38,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4680
03:41:38,260 --> 03:41:39,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4681
03:41:39,260 --> 03:41:40,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4682
03:41:40,260 --> 03:41:41,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4683
03:41:41,260 --> 03:41:42,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4684
03:41:42,260 --> 03:41:43,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4685
03:41:43,260 --> 03:41:44,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4686
03:41:44,260 --> 03:41:45,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4687
03:41:45,260 --> 03:41:46,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4688
03:41:46,260 --> 03:41:47,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4689
03:41:47,260 --> 03:41:48,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4690
03:41:48,260 --> 03:41:49,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4691
03:41:49,260 --> 03:41:50,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4692
03:41:50,260 --> 03:41:51,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4693
03:41:51,260 --> 03:41:52,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4694
03:41:52,260 --> 03:42:15,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4695
03:42:15,260 --> 03:42:18,260
This fucking asshole.

4696
03:42:18,260 --> 03:42:20,260
Dangerous, reckless behavior.

4697
03:42:20,260 --> 03:42:24,260
It's making me fuck up then.

4698
03:42:24,260 --> 03:42:30,260
I should be overtaking Corvette right now, but fuck that last turn up.

4699
03:42:30,260 --> 03:42:36,260
Scumbag.

4700
03:42:36,260 --> 03:42:38,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4701
03:42:38,260 --> 03:42:40,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4702
03:42:40,260 --> 03:42:42,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4703
03:42:42,260 --> 03:42:44,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4704
03:42:44,260 --> 03:42:46,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4705
03:42:46,260 --> 03:42:48,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4706
03:42:48,260 --> 03:42:50,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4707
03:42:50,260 --> 03:42:52,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4708
03:42:52,260 --> 03:42:54,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4709
03:42:54,260 --> 03:42:56,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4710
03:42:56,260 --> 03:42:58,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4711
03:42:58,260 --> 03:43:00,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4712
03:43:00,260 --> 03:43:02,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4713
03:43:02,260 --> 03:43:04,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4714
03:43:04,260 --> 03:43:06,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4715
03:43:06,260 --> 03:43:08,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4716
03:43:08,260 --> 03:43:10,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4717
03:43:10,260 --> 03:43:12,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4718
03:43:12,260 --> 03:43:14,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4719
03:43:14,260 --> 03:43:16,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4720
03:43:16,260 --> 03:43:18,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4721
03:43:18,260 --> 03:43:20,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4722
03:43:20,260 --> 03:43:22,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4723
03:43:22,260 --> 03:43:24,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4724
03:43:24,260 --> 03:43:26,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4725
03:43:26,260 --> 03:43:28,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4726
03:43:28,260 --> 03:43:30,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4727
03:43:30,260 --> 03:43:32,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4728
03:43:32,260 --> 03:43:34,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4729
03:43:34,260 --> 03:43:36,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4730
03:43:36,260 --> 03:43:38,260
I'm going to charge you an arm and a leg.

4731
03:43:38,260 --> 03:43:40,260
Blood, sweat, tears.

4732
03:43:40,260 --> 03:43:46,260
Fucking derailed ears.

4733
03:43:46,260 --> 03:43:50,260
Blood, sweat, tears.

4734
03:43:50,260 --> 03:43:52,260
Left it all out on the track.

4735
03:43:52,260 --> 03:43:56,260
Left it all out on the track.

4736
03:43:56,260 --> 03:43:57,260
Tombola away.

4737
03:43:57,260 --> 03:43:59,260
Thank you very much, Sarah, for the tip.

4738
03:43:59,260 --> 03:44:01,260
And Jude Law as well.

4739
03:44:01,260 --> 03:44:03,260
Sarah came out.

4740
03:44:03,260 --> 03:44:04,260
Sarah.

4741
03:44:04,260 --> 03:44:07,260
She came out of the banana room.

4742
03:44:07,260 --> 03:44:08,260
With the pit boys.

4743
03:44:08,260 --> 03:44:10,260
The balloon brothers.

4744
03:44:10,260 --> 03:44:12,260
Bowman.

4745
03:44:14,260 --> 03:44:16,260
Whoever else that was.

4746
03:44:16,260 --> 03:44:17,260
Dara Darmody.

4747
03:44:17,260 --> 03:44:18,260
Thank you very much.

4748
03:44:18,260 --> 03:44:22,260
Whoever else was trying to steal her away.

4749
03:44:22,260 --> 03:44:25,260
Fucking what was his name?

4750
03:44:25,260 --> 03:44:27,260
Landry.

4751
03:44:27,260 --> 03:44:28,260
Landry.

4752
03:44:28,260 --> 03:44:33,260
Antonio says Landry is crying into his helmet.

4753
03:44:33,260 --> 03:44:35,260
Somebody called Granport.

4754
03:44:35,260 --> 03:44:37,260
He thought.

4755
03:44:37,260 --> 03:44:42,260
Some days it just works like that.

4756
03:44:42,260 --> 03:44:47,260
Other days, they're not your days, but these days is my days right now.

4757
03:44:47,260 --> 03:44:48,260
Before 2am as well.

4758
03:44:48,260 --> 03:44:51,260
Said it wouldn't go this long, but it has.

4759
03:44:51,260 --> 03:44:52,260
It has.

4760
03:44:52,260 --> 03:44:53,260
It has.

4761
03:44:53,260 --> 03:44:54,260
Shake and bake.

4762
03:44:54,260 --> 03:44:56,260
Thank you very much for that.

4763
03:44:59,260 --> 03:45:00,260
Unbelievable replay.

4764
03:45:00,260 --> 03:45:03,260
Classic muscle car oval race.

4765
03:45:06,260 --> 03:45:07,260
Fucking hell.

4766
03:45:08,260 --> 03:45:09,260
Actually shaking.

4767
03:45:09,260 --> 03:45:10,260
Shaking.

4768
03:45:10,260 --> 03:45:11,260
Shaking at the moment.

4769
03:45:11,260 --> 03:45:13,260
What a performance.

4770
03:45:13,260 --> 03:45:15,260
Pulled that one out of the woodwork.

4771
03:45:15,260 --> 03:45:16,260
It was tough.

4772
03:45:16,260 --> 03:45:17,260
It was touch and go.

4773
03:45:17,260 --> 03:45:18,260
It was touch and go.

4774
03:45:18,260 --> 03:45:22,260
But I knew that I had it in the back tank.

4775
03:45:22,260 --> 03:45:23,260
Landry.

4776
03:45:23,260 --> 03:45:25,260
Thank you very much there for the tip.

4777
03:45:25,260 --> 03:45:28,260
Who just says, "Just have to pay tribute to the superior man."

4778
03:45:28,260 --> 03:45:29,260
Thank you very much.

4779
03:45:29,260 --> 03:45:30,260
And that's great.

4780
03:45:30,260 --> 03:45:32,260
And not a sore loser.

4781
03:45:32,260 --> 03:45:34,260
Said Landry.

4782
03:45:34,260 --> 03:45:36,260
And everyone saw that.

4783
03:45:36,260 --> 03:45:37,260
Bowman.

4784
03:45:37,260 --> 03:45:38,260
Macron show.

4785
03:45:38,260 --> 03:45:39,260
Thank you very much.

4786
03:45:39,260 --> 03:45:40,260
Very, very kind of you.

4787
03:45:40,260 --> 03:45:41,260
Macron show.

4788
03:45:41,260 --> 03:45:42,260
Cardinal.

4789
03:45:43,260 --> 03:45:44,260
He said, "Landry is a wanker."

4790
03:45:44,260 --> 03:45:46,260
I won't hear any bad words about him.

4791
03:45:46,260 --> 03:45:47,260
Indeed.

4792
03:45:47,260 --> 03:45:50,260
I felt like I was anti-Landry.

4793
03:45:50,260 --> 03:45:53,260
And people were saying that he'd been spotted with Sarah in the back.

4794
03:45:53,260 --> 03:45:55,260
And he said, "I'm sorry.

4795
03:45:55,260 --> 03:45:56,260
I'm sorry.

4796
03:45:56,260 --> 03:45:57,260
I'm sorry.

4797
03:45:57,260 --> 03:45:59,740
that he'd been spotted with Sarah in the crowd.

4798
03:46:00,620 --> 03:46:03,020
She was wearing his jacket and all that sort of stuff.

4799
03:46:03,100 --> 03:46:03,900
It was getting to me, you know?

4800
03:46:05,040 --> 03:46:05,820
Listen to this.

4801
03:46:06,040 --> 03:46:07,060
World beats.

4802
03:46:17,820 --> 03:46:18,340
Landry.

4803
03:46:20,460 --> 03:46:20,980
Landry.

4804
03:46:22,420 --> 03:46:22,980
Landry.

4805
03:46:24,160 --> 03:46:25,100
Landry buzz.

4806
03:46:26,100 --> 03:46:27,060
Landry buzz.

4807
03:46:27,060 --> 03:46:27,560
Landry buzz.

4808
03:46:29,600 --> 03:46:30,840
Gran Turismo.

4809
03:46:32,140 --> 03:46:36,480
We're back in the groove again with a beautiful gold trove.

4810
03:46:38,320 --> 03:46:39,920
Tonight I'm going to bed.

4811
03:46:41,360 --> 03:46:44,780
Probably going to watch that Sidney Sweeney film.

4812
03:46:46,020 --> 03:46:48,500
While I cuddle my gold trophy.

4813
03:46:50,520 --> 03:46:52,160
Podium please, podium.

4814
03:46:54,860 --> 03:46:56,020
We're back.

4815
03:46:56,960 --> 03:46:59,300
Back once more to say goodnight.

4816
03:46:59,380 --> 03:47:00,160
The Banana Boys.

4817
03:47:00,800 --> 03:47:02,840
There's the Banana Boys right there, look.

4818
03:47:03,780 --> 03:47:06,640
We got to say thanks to those lads.

4819
03:47:07,300 --> 03:47:12,400
The Banana Crew who is slapping rubbers on metal all night long.

4820
03:47:12,400 --> 03:47:14,140
Big shout out to the media.

4821
03:47:14,640 --> 03:47:16,300
And the media enclosure there.

4822
03:47:16,980 --> 03:47:18,660
You absolute snakes.

4823
03:47:19,400 --> 03:47:20,400
You're going to be a good man.

4824
03:47:20,400 --> 03:47:20,400
You're going to be a good man.

4825
03:47:20,400 --> 03:47:20,400
You're going to be a good man.

4826
03:47:20,400 --> 03:47:20,400
You're going to be a good man.

4827
03:47:20,400 --> 03:47:20,400
You're going to be a good man.

4828
03:47:20,400 --> 03:47:20,400
You're going to be a good man.

4829
03:47:20,400 --> 03:47:20,400
You're going to be a good man.

4830
03:47:20,400 --> 03:47:20,400
You're going to be a good man.

4831
03:47:20,400 --> 03:47:21,400
You're going to be a good man.

4832
03:47:21,400 --> 03:47:21,400
You're going to be a good man.

4833
03:47:21,400 --> 03:47:22,400
You're going to be a good man.

4834
03:47:22,400 --> 03:47:22,400
You're going to be a good man.

4835
03:47:22,400 --> 03:47:23,400
You're going to be a good man.

4836
03:47:23,400 --> 03:47:24,400
You're going to be a good man.

4837
03:47:24,400 --> 03:47:27,400
Thinking this will make for a great little montage.

4838
03:47:27,400 --> 03:47:30,400
You absolute snakes with cameras.

4839
03:47:31,400 --> 03:47:33,400
I got the gold.

4840
03:47:33,400 --> 03:47:35,400
I got the gold.

4841
03:47:35,400 --> 03:47:37,400
And it was beautiful as well.

4842
03:47:37,400 --> 03:47:39,400
All the more sweet.

4843
03:47:39,400 --> 03:47:41,400
I want to say a big thanks.

4844
03:47:41,400 --> 03:47:43,400
Let's go back to the podium please.

4845
03:47:44,400 --> 03:47:49,400
I want to say a big shout out to Tanner Bowman.

4846
03:47:49,400 --> 03:47:50,400
A big gentleman.

4847
03:47:50,400 --> 03:47:51,400
Forgot your name there for a second.

4848
03:47:51,400 --> 03:47:53,400
But a real Texan.

4849
03:47:53,400 --> 03:47:56,400
Who saw me conquer America.

4850
03:47:58,400 --> 03:47:59,400
Yes.

4851
03:47:59,400 --> 03:48:01,400
America is mine now.

4852
03:48:01,400 --> 03:48:04,400
The Northern Isle Speedway belongs to me.

4853
03:48:04,400 --> 03:48:12,400
And everybody who is there to witness this resounding display of pure driving perfection.

4854
03:48:12,400 --> 03:48:18,400
will leave tonight knowing that life has been worthwhile.

4855
03:48:18,400 --> 03:48:22,400
Life has been worthwhile and life is meant to be lived.

4856
03:48:22,400 --> 03:48:24,400
And you've lived it tonight.

4857
03:48:26,400 --> 03:48:28,400
I've dreamt it.

4858
03:48:28,400 --> 03:48:30,400
And I've gone out there and I've won it.

4859
03:48:30,400 --> 03:48:30,400
The shtig.

4860
03:48:30,400 --> 03:48:32,400
Thank you very much for the tip.

4861
03:48:33,400 --> 03:48:35,400
Can we go to the podium voice please?

4862
03:48:37,400 --> 03:48:38,400
Yes.

4863
03:48:39,400 --> 03:48:40,400
I've done it all.

4864
03:48:40,400 --> 03:48:41,400
I've been there.

4865
03:48:41,400 --> 03:48:42,400
I've been to the top.

4866
03:48:42,400 --> 03:48:43,400
I've been to rock bottom.

4867
03:48:43,400 --> 03:48:45,400
I've come back to the top again.

4868
03:48:45,400 --> 03:48:46,400
Climb back to the top.

4869
03:48:47,400 --> 03:48:48,400
It was nasty.

4870
03:48:48,400 --> 03:48:49,400
A nasty little climb.

4871
03:48:50,400 --> 03:48:51,400
I want to say one thing.

4872
03:48:52,400 --> 03:48:54,400
All the haters out there.

4873
03:48:56,400 --> 03:48:58,400
I dreamt to fucking dream tonight.

4874
03:48:59,400 --> 03:49:00,400
Yeah.

4875
03:49:02,400 --> 03:49:03,400
You know it.

4876
03:49:03,400 --> 03:49:04,400
I know it.

4877
03:49:05,400 --> 03:49:06,400
Andre knows it.

4878
03:49:06,400 --> 03:49:08,400
Sarah knows it.

4879
03:49:11,400 --> 03:49:12,400
Fucking Ed Welburn.

4880
03:49:12,400 --> 03:49:13,400
Didn't even make an appearance.

4881
03:49:14,400 --> 03:49:15,400
Some friend you are Ed.

4882
03:49:17,400 --> 03:49:18,400
You snake.

4883
03:49:19,400 --> 03:49:20,400
The Banana Boys.

4884
03:49:20,400 --> 03:49:21,400
Fair play to you.

4885
03:49:22,400 --> 03:49:23,400
Ricky Bobby.

4886
03:49:23,400 --> 03:49:24,400
Thanks for the goose.

4887
03:49:26,400 --> 03:49:27,400
But back to the haters again.

4888
03:49:28,400 --> 03:49:33,400
I went out there tonight and I busted my bollocks to bring them gold on the speedway.

4889
03:49:33,400 --> 03:49:34,400
And you see your hate.

4890
03:49:34,400 --> 03:49:36,400
You can shove it up your fucking hole.

4891
03:49:38,400 --> 03:49:40,400
I dreamt to dream tonight.

4892
03:49:41,400 --> 03:49:42,400
And you all watched haters.

4893
03:49:43,400 --> 03:49:44,400
You all watched.

4894
03:49:44,400 --> 03:49:45,400
And you know what?

4895
03:49:46,400 --> 03:49:47,400
It's all you fucking could do.

4896
03:49:49,400 --> 03:49:52,400
I'd like to say thank you to everyone who supported me tonight.

4897
03:49:52,400 --> 03:49:53,400
Everyone there.

4898
03:49:54,400 --> 03:49:55,400
Ricky Bobby.

4899
03:49:55,400 --> 03:49:55,400
The Stig.

4900
03:49:56,400 --> 03:49:56,400
Macron.

4901
03:49:57,400 --> 03:49:58,400
Dara.

4902
03:49:58,400 --> 03:49:59,400
Kitty.

4903
03:49:59,400 --> 03:49:59,400
Shake.

4904
03:49:59,400 --> 03:50:00,400
Big.

4905
03:50:00,400 --> 03:50:00,400
Tom Bolo.

4906
03:50:00,400 --> 03:50:02,400
I do love so many names.

4907
03:50:03,400 --> 03:50:04,400
Tom Fam.

4908
03:50:05,400 --> 03:50:06,400
And to people in the chat there as well.

4909
03:50:07,400 --> 03:50:08,400
Antonio.

4910
03:50:08,400 --> 03:50:09,400
Young Spuds.

4911
03:50:09,400 --> 03:50:10,400
Brian C.

4912
03:50:10,400 --> 03:50:11,400
Azatesco.

4913
03:50:11,400 --> 03:50:12,400
Ike T.

4914
03:50:12,400 --> 03:50:13,400
Jake Butler for your strategy.

4915
03:50:13,400 --> 03:50:17,400
Which prematurely given to me I believe.

4916
03:50:18,400 --> 03:50:21,400
But it took dedication and execution to really bring that home.

4917
03:50:22,400 --> 03:50:24,400
You could have all the paper written in the world.

4918
03:50:25,400 --> 03:50:26,400
But look at the Banana Boys.

4919
03:50:27,400 --> 03:50:28,400
The Banana Boys right there.

4920
03:50:31,400 --> 03:50:34,400
You can have all the strategies you want in the world.

4921
03:50:34,400 --> 03:50:36,400
I'm just going to stay here on this one.

4922
03:50:38,400 --> 03:50:39,400
But when it comes to the crunch.

4923
03:50:48,400 --> 03:50:50,400
You need to know what you're doing.

4924
03:50:53,400 --> 03:50:54,400
Did I doubt myself?

4925
03:50:54,400 --> 03:50:55,400
Never.

4926
03:50:56,400 --> 03:50:57,400
Did I know?

4927
03:50:57,400 --> 03:50:59,400
What lie ahead of me?

4928
03:50:59,400 --> 03:51:00,400
Of course.

4929
03:51:02,400 --> 03:51:04,400
Why do you think I'm fucking here?

4930
03:51:11,400 --> 03:51:13,400
I've got a lot of work on these days.

4931
03:51:18,400 --> 03:51:20,400
But I'm still finding time to hit the track.

4932
03:51:25,400 --> 03:51:26,400
Still finding time to bring those golds back.

4933
03:51:26,400 --> 03:51:26,400
Yeah.

4934
03:51:26,400 --> 03:51:27,400
I'm making deals.

4935
03:51:27,400 --> 03:51:28,400
I'm greasing wheels.

4936
03:51:28,400 --> 03:51:29,400
I'm delivering coffee by drone.

4937
03:51:29,400 --> 03:51:30,400
By day.

4938
03:51:30,400 --> 03:51:31,400
I'm solving PR crisis.

4939
03:51:31,400 --> 03:51:32,400
Crises.

4940
03:51:32,400 --> 03:51:33,400
Multiple crisis.

4941
03:51:33,400 --> 03:51:34,400
By night and day.

4942
03:51:34,400 --> 03:51:50,100
I'm delivering coffee by drone, by day. I'm solving PR crisis, crises, multiple crisis, by night and day. I have toffee stuck in my teeth.

4943
03:51:54,400 --> 03:52:02,400
But none of this, none of this will stop me from achieving my dream to be the ultimate race master.

4944
03:52:02,400 --> 03:52:31,400
That little fella up there in his booth. Fucking chancer. That guy's hair. Look at that lad's hair. I hope you can sleep tonight. After that. Because my heart is pounding.

4945
03:52:31,400 --> 03:52:48,860
And the chocolate tastes so much sweeter. The secret ingredient is victory. Good night and God bless. Thanks very much. It's been emotional. You've been magnificent. I've been Connor Williams.

4946
03:52:49,400 --> 03:52:54,300
Go in peace. To love and serve the goose.

4947
03:52:59,400 --> 03:53:04,740
Five gold troves. Maybe three gold troves. Two bronzers.

4948
03:53:07,400 --> 03:53:08,540
Bye bye.

4949
03:53:08,540 --> 03:53:10,540
Bye bye.

4950
03:53:10,540 --> 03:53:10,540
Bye bye.

4951
03:53:10,540 --> 03:53:12,540
Bye bye.

4952
03:53:12,540 --> 03:53:14,540
Bye bye.

4953
03:53:14,540 --> 03:53:16,540
Bye bye.

4954
03:53:16,540 --> 03:53:18,540
Bye bye.

4955
03:53:18,540 --> 03:53:20,540
Bye bye.

4956
03:53:20,540 --> 03:53:24,720
Thank you.
